Europe has been Burninated and is destroyed again.November 2, 1:30 AMIt is dark.Its raining.The town the game started in has been destroyed.Smoke Mirrors didn't post for the ninth time so random action.The Canadian kitten didn't post for the second time so random action.Avetruetotheimperator didn't post for the second time so random action.Yoink didn't post so random action.Read 3 more times and pass them around to followers too
(Reading and passing around = 4) You read some more of the books and pass them around.
(Reading and passing around = 4) You do the same thing again.
(Reading and passing around = 4) And again.
Now that you and your followers have read all the books, you feel that you might be able to read the more advanced ones as well, also your magical powers have greatly increased.
Contact a random nation offer destruction of enemies or technology for plants and animals (Aka: stuff beyond corn we can plant and a more ethical meat source for the carnivores)
(Contacting a random nation = 6) You try to contact only one nation but you accidentally contact them all at the same time.
(Offering them destruction of their enemies or technology for plants and animals | Heads = Kill enemies | Tails = Tech | Tails ) But your able to salvage the situation by not offering to kill their enemies since you are probably talking to them right now so you instead offer them all advanced technology in the form of planting advancements and ethical meat sources, which they all seem really excited about.
Lure TricMagic into Burninator's range by relentlessly throwing FUNK energy daggers at him, forcing him to defend and deflect the daggers.
If any FUNK energy daggers hit me in the process, just absorb them.
HAU: Send in the rocket cruisers to bombard the dinosaurs from the shores of America and assist the Marines.
FSA: Commence Operation "Shieldbreaker" and destroy the force shield installations, even if they're not working now.
(Luring Tricmagic into Burninator's range by throwing daggers = 3) You throw loads of FUNK energy daggers at him but he blocks most of them with his shield, and the ones do hit on do superficial damage and he barely goes anywhere near the beam.
(Does he get burninated = 1) No you can't seem to able to get him into the beam.
(Do you get hit with FUNK daggers = 3) One of them deflects off his shield and hits you, but you absorb it before it can do any damage.
(HAU Sending rocket cruisers to bombard the shores = 4) Your ships go in and start bombing what's left of the coastal cities killing the dinosaurs that are trying to evacuate from them.
(HAU Assisting Marines = 4) They provide cover fire as the Marines land on the beaches.
(Marines doing their thing = 3) They quickly move out and take over the immediate area.
(FSA Finding shield generators = 6) They face heavy opposition on the way to the objective and lose quite a few of their number on the way there, but they take out almost as many as they lose.
(FSA Destroying shield generators = 3) But they're only manage to find one of the shield generators and destroy it, while it might not seem like much it does stop the enemy from completely reactivating the shields now as it'll have a large gap in it.
You then see that the burninator has burninated Europe, and you get reports that the shield around the Americas has been restored but it has massive gaps in it which allows your forces to continue to attack.
Continue Actions. Delete the enemy's forces from existence using CGA.
Auto-dinos, prepare to evacuate. and get the shield generator going again.
(Defending self with magical shield = 4) Using the shield you block every thing CABL throws at you.
(Continue to fire the beam at CABL = 1+1 For magic) You try to drag the beam into CABL but it fizzles out before it can hit him.
(Deleting pumpkin zombies forces with CGA = 3) It appears that even with the added power of the CGA you can't seem to kill of such a large force and your only able to kill a few hundred thousand of them.
(Deleting CABL's forces with CGA = 1+2 From CGA) With most of the power focused on killing off the pumpkin zombies you don't have much left to kill off CABL's forces so your only able to kill a few thousand of them.
(Dinos preparing to evacuate = 2) With the attack from two sides and the sudden destruction of South America the dinos are in full on panic mode and your people can't get them to listen to reason and get out of dodge.
(Getting the shield generators going = 6) Your dinos try to get the shield generators going but one is badly damaged in the panic, so the gaps in the shield network are even bigger now that two of the generators and destroyed.
(Dinos fighting pumpkin zombies = 5) Things are going well on this front as they continue to plow the pumpkin zombies down.
(Dinos continuing to dig a trench line = 4) With much work and determination they finish off the trench line.
(Dinos defending from the fortress = 6) It turns out the quickly built fortress wasn't as secure as it seemed as some pumpkin zombies managed to get inside and kill some dinos, but the dinos managed to hold their own and eventually push them back out.
(Dino Candy Magic Corps adding in the defense = 4) They contribute a great deal to the fight this time around casting spells and placing protective runes all over the place.
(Dino scientist evacuating = 6) They try to get to the portal to evacuate but a few are trampled on the way by panicking dinos, but those that survived the ordeal managed to escape.
CABL's forces start invading the shores of America and they succeed in destroying one of the shield generators creating gaps in the shield.
Raid the crates for Piecewise's game ideas.
(4) You begin rapidly clicking on crates to smash them open, and after smashing several of them you check your inventory and find that you have grabbed what you think are most of the tables Piecewise uses to generate loot and other items in his games, and the instructions to several of his most recent games and to some you haven't heard of, you also find some weird stuff such as skeleton porn and some items your not sure if you should be touching with your bare hands.
You then hear something coming towards your position, probably attracted by the sound of smashing crates.
Get back to the Weird Hell-Wizard and give him the seeds and get the info on how to get back to Earth.
(Getting back to the camp = 6) On the way back to the camp you cut your leg on some broken glass but other than that it was an uneventful trip.
(Are seeds what the wizard wants = 4) When you give him the seeds he gets very excited as they were exactly what they were looking for.
(Does he have the info you seek = 2) He tells you that he doesn't know how to get to Earth, but he says that if your interested he could at least tell you how to get back to the bloodsports dimension.
Scan the planets to see if they could support life.
(4) Your scans show that only one of the planets is capable of supporting life, and that it is currently the at the equivalent of the Jurassic period.
Continue the Burnination!
(Does it hit the planet = 3) It just barely hits the planet this time around.
(Where does it hit = 5) But it hits in just the right spot to completely destroy the are know as Europe.
Keep this FUNK thing away from the other fight.
(3) You punch him a few times but don't do that much damage to him.
NPC STUFFKeep everything running in the fief.
(3) Nothing is really happening in the fief right now its kind of boring.
Keep training our fighting skills.
(5) You and your men continue to train and become even better fights.
Who the fuck is this guy, looks like he wants his ass kicked!
(4) You quickly headbutt him as hard as you can.
Go out and kill and the dinosaurs.
(3) They only kill a few.
(5) They kill loads of them.
(2) They sit around and do nothing.
(4) They kill off a bunch of the dinosaurs.
Keep killing any dinosaur that get near the commune.
(1) They all get killed off by TricMagic's action.
Places in space:-
Percent of Ziizo's Animal City destroyed: 0%-
Percent of The Canadian kitten's Moon DISCO BALL Base destroyed: 0%Percent of America destroyed: 53.23%-
Percent of Dustan Hache's fief destroyed: 0%-
Percent of Outsider's monastery destroyed: 0%-
Percent of Naturegirl1999's fortress destroyed: 68.12%-
Percent of Spacenoid base destroyed: 0%-
Percent of TricMagic's base destroyed: 0%Percent of Canada Earth destroyed 49.32%-
Percent of Pumpkin Hippy commune destroyed 0%Percent of Mexico destroyed: 0%Percent of South America destroyed: 100%Percent of Europe destroyed: 100%Percent of Middle East destroyed: 50.32%Percent of The Holy African Union destroyed: 24.21%Percent of The Funky States of Australia destroyed: 0%Percent of Southeast Asia destroyed: 0%Percent of Oceania destroyed: 0%Percent of China destroyed: 0%Percent of Japan destroyed: 0%Percent of Sakhalin destroyed: 0%Percent of Hawaii destroyed: 0%Yoink
Health: EVEN MORE SLIGHTLY DAMAGED / flaming pants
Inventory: loaded shotgun, a few lighters, some rolling paper, chips, candy, soda, glass bottles of beer, different kinds of chips, big ass sword, sword surfing skills, beer, a creature that's a follower has a handgun, first aid kit, a few rolls of bandages, sewer map, hard hat, some snacks, subway map, map of the city of Bob, one Hell-Weed joint, loads of Hell-Weed, a few shotgun shells, watch
Kakaluncha / clothing fit for the Emperor of Mankind they inspire loyalty / The Emperor of Mankind / telepathic / telekinetic / really good at UNO
Health: DEAD
Inventory: a bowl, two animated trees, Ninja Elvis costume, The Flying Guillotine, manifesto about the Cult to the Supreme Being, air plane, blood pilot, Maximilien Robespierre's ghost, Napoleon Bonaparte's ghost, knows everything about coups, knows about different propaganda, laptop, Leon Trotsky's ghost, Vladimir Lenin's ghost, know everything about revolutions, 34 ghostly Russian troops, Robespierre costume, a bunch of candy, 100 ghosts in the afterlife, some radiation as an ally, some mecha parts, more radiation friends, Comms that allow communication with North America, a bunch hyper evolved animal slaves loyal to you, several more ghost troops, knowledge on how to bring the dead back from the dead, even more mutant animals loyal to you, several ships, plan for indoctrination of children
Afterlife: a French puppet state, lead by distinguished puppers
Dustan Hache / knight / blessed with strength
Health: SLIGHT DAMAGE
Inventory: slightly damaged Plate armour, shield, sword, one small candy, bowl of candy, two bags of candy, even more candy, one factories worth of candy, lots of fish, 21 new survivors
Fiefdom: walls, lots of food, crops, Good moral, hunting party, water snake with arms that takes care of the crops, militia ready to fight. every one has a house, several people inured, a bunch of smoked meats, some tanned hides, corps, spikes on walls
ziizo / like new again ULTRA-MEGA-ZORD made from ten zords and has nine animal pilots
Health: FINE
Inventory: road atlas, lime green hatchback with full tank of gas slightly damaged, large pipe, music CD, all kinds of cooking tools, mutant deer thing has the legendary laser gun, very big army of animals some of them are hurt, zord manual, two space pirate ships, big laser, several large weapons, lots of raw materials, other stuff, massive amount of food, lots of water, several ship engines, a nuclear power generator, a still functional shuttle craft, space station, several space suits, damaged spaceship
Animal city: traps, trenches all around, razor wire, landmines, fortified walls and positions, more mounted machine guns, improved to with stand being space, space worthy, in space, space port of pirates, fields of corn, a council to rule in your stead
Naturegirl1999 / doesn't have the power to switch bodies / has telekinesis / knows the basics of FUNKY magic / blood wings / hands and feet are four hooked talons / teleportation linked with the sorceress / less magic available / doesn't know any spells that make the floor sticky / spell that lets your followers know what you know, even more advanced magic
Health: FINE
Inventory: three followers they all have wings of blood and swords, 6 hypnotized demons, 132 weapon and armour mimics can drain life, 78 bits of wall mimics can drain life, all followers have better defenses, 4 tomes advanced, 11 magical tomes you've read
Spells: Light, Shield, Detect magic, Detects traps, Magic mapping, Resist magic, magic missile, disco dancing, power thrusting, several other advanced spells
Former gas station now a proper fortress: high walls, towers, a moat, in the middle of nowhere, no doors
CABL / second prophet of FUNK / Avatar of FUNK
Health: SLIGHT DAMAGE
Inventory: incredibly close to the true wisdom of the FUNK
The Holy African Union: Better than what it was before the war, 3,055,314 Funkist followers above ground, 321,141 in the bunkers,anti-Imperium propaganda, guerrilla fighters, dirty tactics, two swords made of pure FUNK energy, city of Johannesburg destroyed, enough bunkers to house everyone, one spaceship capable of flying through hyperspace, machete, God Emperor's severed head, spaceship repair manual, several hundred tiny balls of FUNK, Navy with rocket cruisers
The Funky States of Australia: 21 America Funkists, 8,355,543 Funkists, small settlement
Europe: Destroyed and on fire
The Middle East: Rebuilt, 2,462,321 Funkist followers
Southeast Asia: 248,392 Funkist followers
Oceania: 5,894 Funkist followers, everyone in New Zealand is dead
China: 6,549,302 Funkist followers
Japan: 57,382 Funkist followers
Sakhalin: 387,211 Funkist followers
Hawaii: 2,433 Funkist followers, naval base at Perl Harbor, 172,543 Marines
ANGRY_DEMON_NOISES / Is Angry Halloween Kaiju / soul magic / ULTRA OVERDEITY OF HALLOWEEN / combined with Samhain and Gates of Hell haunted house / blessing of strong bones and spookiness
Health: SLIGHT DAMAGE
Inventory: 4000 page waiver that has to be signed to get into the haunted house if you sign it or read it you lose your soul, one soul, posters advertising the GATES OF HELL HAUNTED HOUSE, Smoke Mirrors's ankles, thirty souls, a bunch of demons, all of Earth's gumball machines, necronomicon, bigger suit case
The Canadian kitten / ability to fly / god powers / mind slightly crushed crushed / explosion proof / higher powered god than you were before
Health: FINE
Inventory: can opener, some bottles of water, 9mm handgun, bike, first aid kit with aspirin a few bandages and a first aid pamphlet, knife, shotgun, rifle, .44 magnum revolver, anti-tank rifle, 1976 cat army with extra sharp claws some of them are pregnant, a box
of candy, several spaceships with weapons, small colonies on Mercury, Venus, Mars, Uranus, Neptune, and Pluto, 5 nuclear bombs, spaceship with guns, death star exhaust port no longer a thing to worry about, planetary shield
Moon DISCO BALL base: several buildings, a few defensive positions
Enemy post / employee of the month
Health: FINE
Inventory: rock, has a job in a "office" organizing files and papers regarding new species and issues faced by the new world, art supplies, split a studio with a fat dog, painting of nothing, tables Piecewise uses to generate loot and other items in his games and the instructions to several of his most recent games and to some you haven't heard of, skeleton porn, some items your not sure if you should be touching with your bare hands
Smoke Mirrors / Angelo and Diablo / couldn't lose your soul even if you wanted to / one ankle / angel magic / OVERDEITY OF ALL HOLIDAYS / on fire / power of the sun
Health: MORE DAMAGE
Inventory: six million souls, time machine, bottle of secrete stuff
Avetruetotheimperator / SPACE GUY / vauge space psychic powers
Health: FINE
Inventory: massive pile of candy, badly damaged small spaceship, sand castle with fusion reactor, mini personal computer, Burninator
Medium sized fortress on the planet:
Outsider / ascetic monk
Health: A LOT MORE DAMAGE
Inventory: 12 enlightened, 36 injured enlightened people, a bunch of tools, some of building materials, 277,831,532 enlightened pumpkin zombies, even better Master fighters
Monastery: farm, wall, lots of rooms
WyrdByrd / FUNK-Master / increases FUNKability / ONE WITH THE FUNK / CREATURE OF PURE FUNK
Health: SOME MORE DAMAGE
Inventory: 15 FUNKY disciples, 23 FUNKY creatures, LAVA LAMP, DISCO BALL, STEREO, 36 people enlightened about the FUNK
FUNKY Church: Filled with FUNKY stuff, "Holy FUNK book", split between two parties, leads the half of the FUNKY Church called FUNKODOXES, 12 plant creatures, foundation for a magical realm, 356,789 soldiers
TricMagic / Magical / a bunch more power
Health: EVEN MORE BADLY DAMAGED
Inventory: Lots of dinos some injured, some sugar cannons, 3 candy gem apples, dozens of different species of plants, lots of seeds, space station without windows, plasma weapons
America: your base camp that's set up for desert conditions platform to portal, covered in plants, partly destroyed, 6 shield generators, weather machine, farming tools and equipment, colonized with 4,447,654 dinos, Candy Magic Corps 18,832, communications network, fortress, large trench line
Mexico: 3,843,902 dinos
South America: All dead and on fire
The country of Oman has been destroyed.
If you wear a costume you become whatever the costume depicts.
The more candy you have the more powerful you become.
The apocalypse happened.
Ceres has been destroyed.
Jupiter has been destroyed.
Super Hell has been destroyed.
The Unholy Pail has been killed.
VY Canis Majoris has been destroyed.
There's a demon bloodsports dimension.
The moon is much bigger and is a DISCO BALL.
Canada has be magically renamed to Earth.
The FUNKY Church is a thing, and its divided, Half follows CABL and the other half follows WyrdByrd.
Large space station filled with aliens that are willing to buy your ill-gotten goods.
Johannesburg has been destroyed.
Dongguan has been destroyed.
France has been destroyed.
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