This is the final turn, I'd like to thank everyone that participated in this poorly thought out thing and stuck with it for an entire year.I'd also like to mention that I won't be starting the third one this year as this one took so long, and I'm kind of wanting to try something different before I come back to do the next one.The disasters have been stopped, the Earth is saved!The Earth is no longer in danger of exploding!November 2, 8:00 AMThe sun has come up.The sky is clear.The town the game started in has been destroyed.GandalfTheGreyt3791 didn't post so he has become a NPC but that doesn't really do anything as the game is over.Kakaluncha didn't post for the tenth time so random action, he'd become an NPC next turn if there was going to be one.Naturegirl1999 didn't post for the forth time but no random a their character has been killed.Avetruetotheimperator didn't post but no random action as they exploded last turn.The ULTRA OVERDEITY OF HALLOWEEN returns! Open the door, take my stuff out of the suitcase and get ready for the spooks.
(Returning = 3) After finally defeating the spell keeping you away from this dimension you return just in time for Halloween... Wait a minute you quickly check your calendar and find that its November second, that doesn't seem right you could have sworn its been longer than that but you guess the calendar must be right.
(Unpacking your stuff = 3) You think about unpacking your stuff but you decide not to bother.
(Getting ready for the spooks = 2) You would get ready for the spooks but there aren't any around, after waiting for a bit to see if any show up you decide that you've come back to early and grab your suitcase and go back home.
Use my powers to extend the shield generators to block the brunt of the incoming waves.
As well, transfer the kinetic energy of the plates to the shields, converting it in the process to power them.
This result should stop Earth from blowing up.
Dinos and Funkists are to build as many capacitors as they can and add them to the sheilds. I'll channel most of the excess so they don't fail, but it is still a lot of energy.
What do you know, sudden overkill actually worked for me this time rather than against me.
The ULTRA OVERDEITY OF HALLOWEEN returns! Open the door, take my stuff out of the suitcase and get ready for the spooks.
K... Addition, Dump all the excess energy leftover that would destroy the planet into this new Deity so that it explodes.
You're a bit late given this game is almost over. Come back next year.
(Using powers to extend the shield generators so they'll block incoming waves = 4) Using your powers you manipulate the shield generators and move them to where they'll block the incoming waves.
(Transferring kinetic energy from the plates into the shields = 5) You quickly start taking the kinetic energy from the tectonic plates and pour it into the shield generators to allow them to continue to protect from the massive waves.
(Does this all save the Earth = 4) After an intense few minutes you seemed to have saved most of the Earth from the disasters.
(Mexico Dinos making and installing capacitors = 4) In a strange turn of events Mexico get off their collective asses and start working on building and installing loads of capacitors into the shield generators.
(America Dinos making and installing capacitors = 1) They try to build them but they find that they've run out of the materials needed to create the capacitors, without them some of the shield generators overload and explode letting waves come crashing further into the country.
(Middle East making and installing capacitors = 2) They also lack the materials to build the capacitors, but they luck out and none of the shield generators explode.
(HAU making and installing capacitors = 3) They only manage to make a few and install a capacitors.
(Coalition aiding making and installing capacitors = 2) They aren't much help this time around.
(Does this prevent the shield generators from failing = 6) Besides the ones in America exploding they all hold up quite well against all the additional power and strain.
(Channeling all excess energy into the new deity = 1) You would have channeled the excess into the deity but there wasn't that much power left and the deity only stuck around for a few minutes before leaving again.
(Mexico Dinos maximum security mode = 6) They finally do something about their security and get over zealous about it and kill a few people.
(America Dinos maximum security mode = 2) They're to busy trying not to die from the tsunamis that made it past the shields to worry about security.
(Middle East maximum security mode = 5) They crack down on potential terrorist activity and find and kill several dozen terrorists.
(HAU maximum security mode = 3+2 For police state) They continue to do their thing and arrest and harass their citizens.
"*sigh* And to think of it, I've simply wanted to create a paradise on this planet... Whatever, there's no point to my existence anymore."
Fade away from the consciousness of TricMagic and into nothingness.
(4) You disconnect yourself from your remaining senses, fall backwards into oblivion and fade away.
WAKE UP
LOOK AROUND
REALISE IT'S ALMOST HALLOWEEN
(Waking up = 4) You shake yourself awake.
(Realizing its almost Halloween = 3) You look at your phone, and realize that even though it felt like forever since Halloween you see that its only the second of November.
ACHIEVE MAXIMUM CONTENTMENT
(5) You sit in the comfiest chair you can find, and concentrate on finding MAXIMUM CONTENTMENT, you sit there for several minutes concentrating before spending even more time concentrating before you finally start to feel something... NO wait this isn't MAXIMUM CONTENTMENT, aw damn it you've just reached crappy ass nirvana, THAT'S NOT WHAT YOU WANTED so you leave nirvana behind and continue your searching until you finally climb the highest mountain you could find in your mind and what you find at the top is the thing you been searching for its MAXIMUM CONTENTMENT and you reach out and grab it with both hands and hold on, and you suddenly wake up back in the mansion and you feel content with your situation.
Its time to start spreading the propaganda to weaken TricMagic's rule.
(Middle East spreading propaganda = 6) They start spreading the anti-TricMagic propaganda around, but dozens of them get caught by the anti-terrorism task force and they're killed.
(Dinosaurs in America spreading propaganda = 3) They would have spread the propaganda if they weren't hiding and hoping the tsunamis weren't going to wash them away.
NPC STUFF
FIND THEM AND KILL THEM!
(Finding them = 5) After gathering your bearings you finally figure out where those pumpkin things are camped out and rush in to it.
(Killing them = 3) You slaughter thousands of them, but there are still loads more of them to kill.
Keep searching for planets that we can live on.
(4) After more searching you finally find a planet that's almost exactly like Earth in every way.
Wake up and see what needs to be done.
(Waking up = 4) You quickly wake up and get to searching for potential problems.
(Are there problems = 4) But you find none, everything seems to be working as intended, and everyone seems to be happy.
Keep killing the mutated pumpkin things.
(Killing = 1) They all get slaughtered.
(Killing = 4) They kill loads.
(Killing = 2) They don't kill anyone.
Keep killing the monks.
(Killing = 2) They don't kill anyone.
(Killing = 5) They kill loads.
(Killing = 6) They kill a lot but also lose a lot.
Epilogue Stuff:ANGRY_DEMON_NOISES: (3) You continue to impatiently wait for Halloween to come around.
TricMagic: (5) You keep your kingdom going smoothly, aiding in the rebuilding process, and eventually move more dinosaurs onto the Earth and take over whats left of the continents.
Mexico Dinos: (5) Looks like almost dying got them going, and they quickly rebuild and start improving the country.
America Dinos: (5) After much work they finally manage to rebuild the country, and start improving it.
Middle East: (4) They quickly fix all that was damaged and get back to improving the area.
Holy African Uinion: (6) They quickly rebuild but they remain a police state with the citizenship live in fear of.
CABL: (5) You continue to peacefully not exist.
Yoink: (5) You and your buddy set up the business where you sell hell weed to people and have have them go though that strange city, and even though some people die on this trip you don't get blamed for it and make loads of money from the venture.
Enemy post: (4) Everything continues to go well for you and your MAXIMUM CONTENTMENT.
Kakaluncha: (4) Nothing much changes for you as a ghost in the afterlife.
Kakaluncha's Empire in the afterlife: (5) Your holdings in the afterlife continue to be loyal to you.
Middle East: (1) They get quickly found out and are all executed for their crimes.
Dinosaurs in America: (3) Most of them ether leave the group or are captured and executed, the rest remain as a small faction that hardly does anything noticeable.
EPILOGUE FOR THE NPC STUFF:GandalfTheGreyt3791: (4) You keep killing the pumpkin zombies until you've killed most of them the rest flee into the surrounding woods and your unable to tack them, but not is all bad as while you were tacking them you managed to find a massive stash of alcohol.
The Canadian kitten: (5) Your followers continue to be loyal to you as you continue to guide them.
The Canadian kitten's colony: (4) This colony goes much better than the last one, and eventually becomes a massive trading hub for that part of the galaxy.
ziizo: (4) Your able to keep everything in the city going smoothly, and take care of problems as they arrive.
ziizo's animal city: (4) The city continues to prosper and trade with the nearby planet.
Monks: (5) After killing most of the pumpkin zombies and chasing the rest off they return to their lives of training and meditation.
Giant Pumpkin Zombie Hippy commune: (3) With most of their number killed they spread to the four winds and live out the rest of their lives in hiding in small groups far from anything.
Places in space:-
Percent of Ziizo's Animal City destroyed: 0%-
Percent of The Canadian kitten's Moon DISCO BALL Base destroyed: 0%Percent of America destroyed: 56.32%-
Percent of Dustan Hache's fief destroyed: 0%-
Percent of Outsider's monastery destroyed: 0%-
Percent of Spacenoid base destroyed: 0%-
Percent of TricMagic's base destroyed: 0%Percent of Canada Earth destroyed 26.31%-
Percent of Pumpkin Hippy commune destroyed 0%Percent of Japan destroyed: 100%-
Percent of Naturegirl1999's fortress destroyed: 100%Percent of Mexico destroyed: 100%Percent of South America destroyed: 100%Percent of Europe destroyed: 100%Percent of Middle East destroyed: 24.51%Percent of The Holy African Union destroyed: 45.5`%Percent of The Funky States of Australia destroyed: 100%Percent of Southeast Asia destroyed: 100%Percent of Oceania destroyed: 100%Percent of China destroyed: 100%Percent of Sakhalin destroyed: 100%Percent of Hawaii destroyed: 100%Yoink
Health: DAMAGED / flaming pants
Inventory: loaded shotgun, a few lighters, some rolling paper, chips, candy, soda, glass bottles of beer, different kinds of chips, sword surfing skills, beer, a creature that's a follower has a handgun, first aid kit, a few rolls of bandages, sewer map, hard hat, some snacks, subway map, map of the city of Bob, one Hell-Weed joint, loads of Hell-Weed, a few shotgun shells, watch, giant sword
Kakaluncha / clothing fit for the Emperor of Mankind they inspire loyalty / The Emperor of Mankind / telepathic / telekinetic / really good at UNO
Health: DEAD
Inventory: a bowl, two animated trees, Ninja Elvis costume, The Flying Guillotine, manifesto about the Cult to the Supreme Being, air plane, blood pilot, Maximilien Robespierre's ghost, Napoleon Bonaparte's ghost, knows everything about coups, knows about different propaganda, laptop, Leon Trotsky's ghost, Vladimir Lenin's ghost, know everything about revolutions, 34 ghostly Russian troops, Robespierre costume, a bunch of candy, 100 ghosts in the afterlife, some radiation as an ally, some mecha parts, more radiation friends, Comms that allow communication with North America, a bunch hyper evolved animal slaves loyal to you, several more ghost troops, knowledge on how to bring the dead back from the dead, even more mutant animals loyal to you, several ships, plan for indoctrination of children, 80,431 followers in middle east with secret base loads propaganda good at sabotage, 134,521 dinosaurs in America with secret base a few injured loads more of propaganda good at sabotage
Afterlife: a French puppet state, lead by distinguished puppers and Kakaluncha
Dustan Hache / knight / blessed with strength
Health: DEAD
Inventory: slightly damaged Plate armour, shield, sword, one small candy, bowl of candy, two bags of candy, even more candy, one factories worth of candy, lots of fish
Fiefdom: walls, lots of food, crops, Good moral, hunting party, water snake with arms that takes care of the crops, every one has a house, a bunch of smoked meats, some tanned hides, corps, spikes on walls
ziizo / like new again ULTRA-MEGA-ZORD made from ten zords and has nine animal pilots
Health: FINE
Inventory: road atlas, lime green hatchback with full tank of gas slightly damaged, large pipe, music CD, all kinds of cooking tools, mutant deer thing has the legendary laser gun, very big army of animals some of them are hurt, zord manual, two space pirate ships, big laser, several large weapons, lots of raw materials, other stuff, massive amount of food, lots of water, several ship engines, a nuclear power generator, a still functional shuttle craft, space station, several space suits, damaged spaceship
Animal city: traps, trenches all around, razor wire, landmines, fortified walls and positions, more mounted machine guns, improved to with stand being space, space worthy, in space, space port of pirates, fields of corn, a council to rule in your stead, some different kinds of money from the industrial planet, grain similar to wheat, some tubers similar to potatoes, some root vegetables similar to carrots and onions, loads of meat barring animals, pens for animals, new fields for all recently acquired foods
Naturegirl1999 / doesn't have the power to switch bodies / has telekinesis / knows the basics of FUNKY magic / blood wings / hands and feet are four hooked talons / teleportation linked with the sorceress / less magic available / doesn't know any spells that make the floor sticky / spell that lets your followers know what you know / even more advanced magic /
Health: DEAD
Inventory: all followers have better defenses, 4 tomes advanced, 11 magical tomes you've read
Spells: Light, Shield, Detect magic, Detects traps, Magic mapping, Resist magic, magic missile, disco dancing, power thrusting, several other advanced spells, some more animals
Former gas station now a proper fortress: high walls, towers, a moat, in the middle of nowhere, no doors, as a few more buildings, has an illusion over it to appear as an empty space, enough buildings for everyone, incredibly vulnerable to the Burninators beam, fence around it
CABL / second prophet of FUNK
Health: ??DEAD??
Inventory: incredibly close to the true wisdom of the FUNK, two swords made of pure FUNK energy, machete, God Emperor's severed head, several hundred tiny balls of FUNK
ANGRY_DEMON_NOISES / Is Angry Halloween Kaiju / soul magic / ULTRA OVERDEITY OF HALLOWEEN / combined with Samhain and Gates of Hell haunted house / blessing of strong bones and spookiness
Health: SLIGHT DAMAGE
Inventory: 4000 page waiver that has to be signed to get into the haunted house if you sign it or read it you lose your soul, one soul, posters advertising the GATES OF HELL HAUNTED HOUSE, Smoke Mirrors's ankles, thirty souls, a bunch of demons, all of Earth's gumball machines, necronomicon, bigger suit case
The Canadian kitten / ability to fly / god powers / mind slightly crushed crushed / explosion proof / higher powered god than you were before
Health: FINE
Inventory: can opener, some bottles of water, 9mm handgun, bike, first aid kit with aspirin a few bandages and a first aid pamphlet, knife, shotgun, rifle, .44 magnum revolver, anti-tank rifle, 1976 cat army with extra sharp claws some of them are pregnant, a box
of candy, several spaceships with weapons, small colonies on Mercury, Venus, Mars, Uranus, Neptune, and Pluto, 5 nuclear bombs, spaceship with guns, death star exhaust port no longer a thing to worry about, planetary shield
Moon DISCO BALL base: several buildings, a few defensive positions
Enemy post / employee of the month
Health: FINE
Inventory: rock, has a job in a "office" organizing files and papers regarding new species and issues faced by the new world, art supplies, split a studio with a fat dog, painting of nothing, tables Piecewise uses to generate loot and other items in his games and the instructions to several of his most recent games and to some you haven't heard of, skeleton porn, some items your not sure if you should be touching with your bare hands, a revolver and ammo, a small shovel, a handful of doubloons, fire helmet, several apples
Smoke Mirrors / Angelo and Diablo / couldn't lose your soul even if you wanted to / one ankle / angel magic / OVERDEITY OF ALL HOLIDAYS / on fire / power of the sun
Health: DEAD
Inventory: six million souls, time machine, bottle of secrete stuff
Avetruetotheimperator / SPACE GUY / vauge space psychic powers / TROGDOR THE BURNINATOR / even more powerful / fire shield
Health: DEAD
Inventory: badly damaged small spaceship, mini personal computer, missing a few souls
Medium sized fortress on the planet:
Outsider / ascetic monk
Health: DEAD
Inventory: a bunch of tools, some of building materials
Monastery: farm, wall, lots of rooms
WyrdByrd / FUNK-Master / increases FUNKability / ONE WITH THE FUNK / CREATURE OF PURE FUNK
Health: DEAD
Inventory: LAVA LAMP, DISCO BALL, STEREO
FUNKY Church: Filled with FUNKY stuff, "Holy FUNK book", split between two parties, leads the half of the FUNKY Church called FUNKODOXES, foundation for a magical ream
TricMagic / Magical / a way more power / Avatar of FUNK / object of worship of the Funkists / even more magical / disorientated
Health: FINE
Inventory: Lots of dinos some injured, some sugar cannons, dozens of different species of plants, lots of seeds, space station without windows, plasma weapons, the rest of the healthy you costume, a coalition that people can't really agree on
America: your base camp that's set up for desert conditions platform to portal, covered in plants, partly destroyed, weather machine, farming tools and equipment, colonized with 453,321 dinos, communications network, fortress, large trench line, shield generators, mine for substance needed for shield generators, missing a lot of power plants, some of the stuff needed to make shield generators, shield generators for all over the world
Mexico: 67,124 dinos, shield generators
The Holy African Union: Better than what it was before the war, 16,641,325 Funkist followers above ground, 319,553 in the bunkers,anti-Imperium propaganda, guerrilla fighters, dirty tactics, city of Johannesburg destroyed, enough bunkers to house everyone, one spaceship capable of flying through hyperspace, spaceship repair manual, knows how to make shield generators, has a lot shield generators, loads of farms
Europe: Destroyed and on fire
The Middle East: Rebuilt, 2,383,983 Funkist followers, no power plants or radio towers
GandalfTheGreyt3791
Health: SLIGHTLY HURT
Inventory:
The country of Oman has been destroyed.
If you wear a costume you become whatever the costume depicts.
The more candy you have the more powerful you become.
The apocalypse happened.
Ceres has been destroyed.
Jupiter has been destroyed.
Super Hell has been destroyed.
The Unholy Pail has been killed.
VY Canis Majoris has been destroyed.
There's a demon bloodsports dimension.
The moon is much bigger and is a DISCO BALL.
Canada has be magically renamed to Earth.
The FUNKY Church is a thing, and its divided, Half follows CABL and the other half follows WyrdByrd.
Large space station filled with aliens that are willing to buy your ill-gotten goods.
Johannesburg has been destroyed.
Dongguan has been destroyed.
France has been destroyed.
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