Everyone in the town is being deafened the incredibly loud sound of the Spacenoid national anthem.November 1, 7:00 AMThe sun has risen and the DISCO BALL has set, it is now morning.The sky is clear.A giant pumpkin zombie army six billion strong as appeared and is destroying everything that isn't Canada then adding it to Canada, all of them have weapons now and they are also immune to brain alteration.The town the game started in has been lifted lifted into space, but people still in the town don't have to worry about air as it's in a bubble of breathable air.An evil sorceress is doing evil stuff.Everything on Earth and the town is washed in a wave of FUNKINESS.Kakaluncha didn't post so random action.WyrdByrd didn't post so random action.(So the FUNKIVERSE is filled with dancing everything?)
Look around to find out if we are near a town or not
(4) You and your people wonder around for a long time before you guys finally find a town, and its filled with the FUNKIEST people you've ever seen and they seem to be going about their FUNKY lives.
Turn the pamphlet into an origami crane and send it to find the Emporer, then put a tracking spell on it.
Three cheers for solving problems with old and obscure rules
(Making origami crane and putting a tracking spell on it = 5) It takes a little bit to fold the pamphlet into a crane, then you put a tracking spell on it.
(Sending it to the emperor = 5) Then you send it back to the emperor that sent it to you and it flies off towards the emperor.
(Does it get to the emperor = 4) According to your spell its already flying over the ocean and still going.
Keep up the mind crushing and teleport a small rock into who ever is trying to mind crush me
(Continuing the mind crushing = 3 No bonus do to noise) You continue to try to mind crush the alien, but its hard to concentrate do to all the noise coming from the aliens camp, then suddenly you feel your mind being crushed as the alien begins to get the upper hand and your not sure how much crushing your mind can take.
(Teleporting a small rock into the alien = 2) You try to teleport a rock into the alien, but your to focused on the mind crushing to do it.
"HEY, CHEERS! 'SGARN ON?"
LEAN ON MY SWORD AND GREET PARTYGOERS WITH TRADITIONAL AUSTRALIANISM
TRY AND WEASEL MY WAY INTO ANOTHER BEER
ALSO WORK OUT WHY IS TAILGATE PARTY IN HELL... THESE PEOPLE DEMONS OR WHAT?
(Leaning on the sword and greeting partiers = 4) You lean on your sword and greet all the partiers that pass by you, they seem friendly and don't attack you.
(Trying to get another beer = 4) You the walk over to one of them and ask for a beer, which they give you because they think you need it.
(Finding out why there's a tailgate party in hell = 3) You the ask around about whats going on, and everyone seems to be a demon and they're all watching the bloodsports on TVs sense they couldn't get tickets or something you can't really tell as everyone you ask is drunk.
Keep making eco-houses and rebuilding the town.
Kill every human that remains in the town.
(Building eco-houses = 4) The Eco houses continue to be built, filling in the places of the destroyed buildings.
(Killing all the humans = 4) You then send your troops out to kill the humans, and after a bit they report that they've killed most of the ones left in the town, they say there are a few left but they haven't found them yet.
In the background you can hear a deafening noise coming from were the aliens are camped.
Concentrate in protecting the city.
Animal Army will Improve the city so it can be safely transformed into a space-city. I think is time we abandon the planet.
(Protecting the city = 3+2 For Ultra-Mega-Zord) You use a combination of special moves to decimate all zombies that dare get near your city.
(Animal army improving the city = 5) The animals work quickly improving the structural integrity of everything in the city and various things that will become more important when the city gets to space.
AGH! This god guy truly is a tough match. In order to beat him, I must add to the fu-...Oh yeah, our national anthem!
Use my mecha's speakers to blast the Spacenoid national anthem at full force!:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qWAS2MvuLqY
Now, other mecha will return to fight!
(Blasting the Spacenoid national anthem at full blast = 6) You start playing your peoples national anthem so loud that everyone nearby quickly covers their ears to keep themselves from going deaf.
(Mind crushing the sniper = 3+1 For nationalism) With the added power from the national anthem of your people you finally feel yourself beginning to crush the snipers mind, but it feels like you'll need to crush it some more to finish him off.
(Other mecha returning to the fight = 4) After the repairs the mecha gets ready to return to the fight, but the fights over.
Your troops report that some flaming and plant creatures are going around and killing off all the remaining earthnoids.
Continue to improve France.
(4) You and all your people continue to improve France, and you make France great again!
Continue to enlighten people in the ways of FUNK.
(6) You try to enlighten people but suddenly all the fire guys and plant creatures start killing everyone, then there's this loud ass noise coming from somewhere in the town, you don't manage to get any people this time around and there might not be any people left to get soon.
Keep sleeping.
You keep sleeping, having a feeling that the situation outside got worse again.
NPC STUFFThere isn't time to mess with pamphlets, everyone continue to defend the fief, and I will use my holy powers to kill the pumpkin zombies.
(You using holy magic to kill = 3+1 For candy power) Using your holy powers you burn away loads of the undead that threaten your fief.
(Militia defending = 4) They keep fighting on the walls defending the fief.
(Civilians defending = 4) They kill everyone that gets over the wall.
No time to worry about papers when there are zombies to enlighten.
(You enlightening pumpkin zombies = 3) You only manage to enlighten a few more of them.
(Followers enlightening pumpkin zombies = 4) They manage to enlighten a few dozen.
(Followers enlightening pumpkin zombies = 6) They enlighten a bunch, but get chased back to the monastery and get it damaged.
Ignore the pamphlet and use magic to turn the gas station into a proper fortress, then summon more demons.
(Turning the gas station into a fortress = 5) Using your powers you turn the gas station into a proper fortress with high walls, towers, and a moat.
(Summoning more demons = 2) You spend all your time improving the gas station that you forget to summon more demons.
Destroy everything that isn't Canada.
(4) They blow up some cars.
(1) They eat some grenades and die.
(5) They tear down a skyscraper.
(4) They destroy some bridges.
(4) They wreck some planes.
(3) They break some bottles.
(1) They hit some missiles with sticks and die.
(5) They derail a train.
(5) They blow up an oil refinery.
(1) They play around in a minefield and die.
(5) They kill a bunch of random animals.
(2) They sit and play cards.
(2) They sit and spoke weed.
(6) They engorge themselves eating babes, but they eat to many and they explode and die.
(3) They damage a few buildings.
(2) They sit around accomplishing nothing.
Get other pumpkin zombies to join.
(5) They manage to get loads to join the commune.
(3) They only manage to get a few to join.
(5) They also manage to get loads of new comers to join.
Percent of The Town destroyed: 14.61%Percent of America destroyed: 12.86%-
Percent of Ziizo's Animal City destroyed: 0.06%-
Percent of Dustan Hache's fief destroyed: 4.7%-
Percent of Outsider's monastery destroyed: 3%-
Percent of Evil sorceress's fortress destroyed: 0%Percent of Canada Earth destroyed 13.82%-
Percent of Pumpkin Hippy commune destroyed 2.43%Yoink
Health: FINE / flaming pants
Inventory: loaded shotgun, some marijuana, a few lighters, some rolling paper, chips, candy, soda, glass bottles of beer, different kinds of chips, big ass sword, sword surfing skills, beer
Kakaluncha / Emperor of Mankind costume / The Emperor of Mankind / Telepath / Able to teleport small items
Health: FINE
Inventory: a bowl, two animated trees, Ninja Elvis costume, The Flying Guillotine, manifesto about the Cult to the Supreme Being, air plane, blood pilot, Maximilien Robespierre's ghost, Napoleon Bonaparte's ghost, knows everything about coups, knows about different propaganda, laptop, Leon Trotsky's ghost, Vladimir Lenin's ghost, know everything about revolutions, 34 ghostly Russian troops, Robespierre costume, a bunch of candy, 100 ghosts in the afterlife, some radiation as an ally, some mecha parts, unknown amount of followers in North America
France: United, 314,852 follows, no radiation, one power plant, super efficient economy, the most stable, efficient, and self sustaining version of France EVER, global superpower, great again
Afterlife: a French puppet state, lead by distinguished puppers
Dustan Hache / knight / blessed with strength
Health: MORE DAMAGE / broken arm in sling
Inventory: slightly damaged Plate armour, shield, sword, one small candy, bowl of candy, two bags of candy, even more candy, one factories worth of candy
Fiefdom: walls, lots of food, crops, Good moral, hunting party, water snake with arms that takes care of the crops, militia ready to fight some more injured
ziizo
Health: FINE
Inventory: road atlas, lime green hatchback with full tank of gas slightly damaged, large pipe, music CD, all kinds of cooking tools, mutant deer thing has the legendary laser gun, very big army of animals, zord manual, ULTRA-MEGA-ZORD made from ten zords and has nine animal pilots.
Animal city: traps, trenches all around, razor wire, landmines, fortified walls and positions, more mounted machine guns, improved to with stand being space
Naturegirl1999 / doesn't have the power to switch bodies / has telekinesis
Health: FINE
Inventory: three canned goods, some bottled water, three followers
CABL / Is a fully grown giant eucalyptus tree with a house in it house / never able open a portal to the demon bloodsports dimension / giant sword arm / magic barrier filled with breathable atmosphere / power to make fire elementals from people that get burnt by you and your fire elementals
Health: SOME DAMAGE
Inventory: living furniture, better dance moves than any tree
Some weird, hellish, 666 degree Celsius, plane of existence: 8,090 fire elementals two injured, 7931 Demonic Foliage, some more acidic spore sacs
ANGRY_DEMON_NOISES / Is Angry Halloween Kaiju / soul magic / ULTRA OVERDEITY OF HALLOWEEN / combined with Samhain and Gates of Hell haunted house / blessing of strong bones and spookiness
Health: SLIGHT DAMAGE
Inventory: 4000 page waiver that has to be signed to get into the haunted house if you sign it or read it you lose your soul, one soul, posters advertising the GATES OF HELL HAUNTED HOUSE, Smoke Mirrors's ankles, thirty souls, a bunch of demons, all of Earth's gumball machines, necronomicon, bigger suit case
The Canadian kitten / ability to fly / god powers / mind slightly crushed
Health: FINE
Inventory: several cans of food, can opener, some cans of food, some bottles of water, 9mm handgun, bike, first aid kit with aspirin a few bandages and a first aid pamphlet, knife, shotgun, rifle, .44 magnum revolver, anti-tank rifle
Enemy post / employee of the month
Health: FINE
Inventory: rock, has a job in a "office" organizing files and papers regarding new species and issues faced by the new world
Smoke Mirrors / Angelo and Diablo / couldn't lose your soul even if you wanted to / one ankle / angel magic / OVERDEITY OF ALL HOLIDAYS / on fire
Health: SOME DAMAGED
Inventory: six million souls, some hippy costumes
Avetruetotheimperator / SPACE GUY / in damaged Mecha / vauge space psychic powers
Health: FINE
Inventory: one brand new mecha, armoured car without a crew, and a slightly damaged tank, some earthnoids weapons, massive pile of candy, scientist
Base in a park, medical tent, fortified, repair equipment
Outsider / ascetic monk
Health: MORE DAMAGE
Inventory: 12 enlightened, 36 injured enlightened people, a bunch of tools, some of building materials, 25,776 enlightened pumpkin zombies
Monastery: farm, wall
WyrdByrd / FUNK-Master / increases FUNKability
Health: FINE
Inventory: 15 FUNKY disciples, 23 FUNKY creatures, LAVA LAMP, DISCO BALL, STEREO, 36 people enlightened about the FUNK
Evil sorceress
Health: FINE
Inventory: 15 zombies, 5 demons
Former gas station now a proper fortress: high walls, towers, a moat, in the middle of nowhere
The country of Oman has been destroyed.
If you wear a costume you become whatever the costume depicts.
The more candy you have the more powerful you become.
There's a massive army of animals.
The apocalypse happened.
The town may or may not exist, and is now in space.
Ceres has been destroyed.
Jupiter has been destroyed.
Super Hell has been destroyed.
The Unholy Pail has been killed.
VY Canis Majoris has been destroyed.
There's a giant ball made from dead animals in the town.
There's a demon bloodsports dimension.
There's a portal to the Funkiverse in the town.
A giant pumpkin zombie army seven billion strong that hates everything but Canada and has free will.
The city with animals has traps.
The moon is much bigger.
Canada has be magically renamed to Earth.
The entire Earth has been covered with a wave of FUNK.
The moon is a DISCO BALL
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