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Re: Minimalist Halloween thing 2: Revenge of the Electric Boogaloo
« Reply #435 on: January 23, 2020, 10:01:13 am »

Okay, let's finish rebuilding the town, then figure out how to move to a different star system.
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Re: Minimalist Halloween thing 2: Revenge of the Electric Boogaloo
« Reply #436 on: January 23, 2020, 10:04:54 am »

Send my disciples to form a FUNKY Church, then attempt to make contact with the aliens.
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Re: Minimalist Halloween thing 2: Revenge of the Electric Boogaloo
« Reply #437 on: January 23, 2020, 10:08:43 am »

"HELL YEAH! AWESOME! WHO IS THAT LITTLE GUY, GUYS?!"

APPLAUD MY NEW FAVOURITE'S GORY COMBAT EFFICIENCY

ASK NEW FRIENDS IF THEY KNOW WHO/WHAT IT IS

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Re: Minimalist Halloween thing 2: Revenge of the Electric Boogaloo
« Reply #438 on: January 23, 2020, 11:56:38 am »

keep defending the city.

Animal army installs the new inventions.
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Re: Minimalist Halloween thing 2: Revenge of the Electric Boogaloo
« Reply #439 on: January 23, 2020, 11:28:29 pm »

...Right, we're in space. First, keep up my psionic battle against the sniper. Maybe even become a god somehow?
Meanwhile, troops begin perpetration to just...Transfer forces back onto land. Along with turning this town into a massive space-fortress. Gotta secure our hold on the planet somehow.
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Re: Minimalist Halloween thing 2: Revenge of the Electric Boogaloo
« Reply #440 on: January 24, 2020, 08:20:43 am »

The aliens have built a device that allows them to move from the space town and back to the planet with little effort.
Another billion of the pumpkin zombie have been killed!

November 1, 8:00 AM
Its sunny.
The sky is clear.
A giant pumpkin zombie army five billion strong as appeared and is destroying everything that isn't Canada then adding it to Canada, all of them have weapons now and they are also immune to brain alteration.
The town the game started in has been lifted lifted into space, but people still in the town don't have to worry about air as it's in a bubble of breathable air.
An evil sorceress is doing evil stuff.
Everything on Earth and the town is washed in a wave of FUNKINESS.
Kakaluncha didn't post for the third time so random action.
Smoke Mirrors didn't post an action so random action.

Thank the mayor and leave town in search of someone who knows magic, search for towers, wizards have towers right?
(6) You thank the mayor and head out of town, and after quite a bit of searching you finally see what looks like a tower in the distance, but its going to a long journey to get there.

Go buy some breakfast.
With Milk
+1
(4+1 For help) You quickly go about your normal routine, where Angelo & Diablo shows up and gives you a slap to the head, and you start making breakfast with help from Angelo & Diablo, using some stuff you had sitting around and the last of your powdered milk, and by the time its finished it looks like the best breakfast you've had in a long time, with milk.

I shall not be beaten! Teleport near the mecha alien guy and throw a big ass rock at him. Also continue to defend myself from mind crushes
(Teleporting near the mecha alien guy = 5) You quickly teleport next to the alien's mecha.
(Trowing a big ass rock at him = 4) Then you use your powers to pickup the rock you dropped on the aliens earlier and slam it into him sending him flying into a near by building.
(Defending self from mind crushing = 3) Turns out getting hit with a rock is really distracting, and makes it easier to start crushing his mind.

Okay, let's finish rebuilding the town, then figure out how to move to a different star system.
(Finishing the rebuilding = 5) It doesn't take that long to finish the rebuilding, they even manage to fix the damage caused by the mecha being thrown into a building.
(Figuring out how to move to a different star system = 4) After several minutes of thought you feel that the space town could be moved ether by putting engines on it, using magic to teleport it, or opening a portal and somehow getting it to float through it.
Your creatures report that the alien troops have built a fortified wall all around the edges of the town.

Send my disciples to form a FUNKY Church, then attempt to make contact with the aliens.
(Disciples founding a FUNKY church = 3+1 For empty buildings) It doesn't take long for them to find the perfect building to make into the FUNKY church.
(Contacting the aliens = 2) You try for several minutes but nothing you do gets a response from the aliens.

"HELL YEAH! AWESOME! WHO IS THAT LITTLE GUY, GUYS?!"

APPLAUD MY NEW FAVOURITE'S GORY COMBAT EFFICIENCY

ASK NEW FRIENDS IF THEY KNOW WHO/WHAT IT IS

OH, AND AS ALWAYS, DRINK BEER

(Applauding = 3) You applaud as best as you can with a beer in one hand.
(Finding out the name = 2) It turns out no one knows any of the players names as the usually die fast, it is a blood sport after all.

keep defending the city.

Animal army installs the new inventions.

(Defending the city = 3+2 For Ultra-Mega-Zord) You again use the zord's special ultra move to blow up massive amounts of the hoard of pumpkin zombies.
(Animals installing the stuff = 3+1 For lots of animals to help) It doesn't take long for them to install everything and finish up making the city space worthy and ready for lift off.

...Right, we're in space. First, keep up my psionic battle against the sniper. Maybe even become a god somehow?
Meanwhile, troops begin perpetration to just...Transfer forces back onto land. Along with turning this town into a massive space-fortress. Gotta secure our hold on the planet somehow.

(Continuing mind crushing the sniper = 1) Before you can even try to defend yourself the sniper appears next to you and you get hit with a big ass rock and thrown into a building which damages your mecha, then suddenly your mind starts getting crushed.
(Maybe becoming a god = 2) You try to become a god but no matter how hard you try you can't seem to do it.
(Troops transferring back to the planet = 4) With help from the scientist they manage to build a device that will allow you to move troops to the planet and back to the town with little effort.
(Troops turning the town into a fortress = 5) Your troops take all the random bits of debris and start fortifying the edges of the town and after a bit of work they get a proper wall built around the edges.
Then something drags your mecha out of the building you had flown into and they start rebuilding it.

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Help Enemy post make breakfast.
(6-1 For powers of some kind) As tradition you slap Enemy Post lightly upside the head, then you help him make breakfast, with milk this time.

Quote from: Kakaluncha
Enact the plan to takeover the rest of Europe.
(5) Using all the things in your inventory you quickly take over the rest of Europe, and in doing so gain even more followers.

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Quote from: Dustan Hache
Everyone keep defending the fief, and I will keep using my holy powers to kill the pumpkin zombies.
(You using holy magic to kill = 5) Using your holy magic you burn all zombies that get near you.
(Militia defending = 6-1 For wall) They kill everything that gets near the walls.
(Civilians defending = 1+1 For walls) They sit and have to rest for a bit.

Quote from: Outsider The Ascetic monk
Everyone keep enlightening the pumpkin zombies.
(You enlightening pumpkin zombies = 2) You sit and meditate for a bit instead of enlightening more zombies.
(Followers enlightening pumpkin zombies = 6) They accidentally damage the walls of the monastery instead of going out to enlighten more zombies.
(Followers enlightening pumpkin zombies = 4) They go out an enlighten more zombies.

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I will be creating more zombies and summon more demons, while the demons and zombies attack the pumpkin zombies.
(Making more zombies = 4) You use your powers to make even more zombies.
(Summoning more demons = 5) Then you summon more demons to fight for you.
(Demons attacking = 4) They go out and kill even more of the enemy zombies.
(Zombies attacking  = 4) They tear their way though the crowds of the undead.

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Destroy everything that isn't Canada.
(4) They burn down some house.
(3) They knock down some signs.
(3) They blow up a few house.
(5) They burn down a big ass forest.
(4) They tear down some buildings.
(2) They eat a bunch of asbestos.
(4) They smash a bunch of cars.
(1) They blow up.
(5) They tear down dozens of buildings.
(5) They burn down a whole town.
(4) They blow up a bunch of house.
(3) They break a bunch of dishes.
(2) They sit around and eat lead paint.
(6) They burn down some buildings and die.
(1) Rocks fall and they all die.
(6) They burn down a forest and die in the process.

Quote from: Giant Pumpkin Zombie Hippy commune 415,002 X4
Get other pumpkin zombies to join.
(4) They get a bunch to join.
(5) They get a whole bunch to join.
(3) They manage to get a few to join the commune.
(2) They sit around and smoke pot.

Percent of The Town destroyed: 0%

Percent of America destroyed: 22.53%
-Percent of Ziizo's Animal City destroyed: 0%
-Percent of Dustan Hache's fief destroyed: 7.9%
-Percent of Outsider's monastery destroyed: 10.46%
-Percent of Evil sorceress's fortress destroyed: 0%

Percent of Canada Earth destroyed 24.64%
-Percent of Pumpkin Hippy commune destroyed 8.43%

« Last Edit: January 24, 2020, 08:24:38 am by King Zultan »
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Re: Minimalist Halloween thing 2: Revenge of the Electric Boogaloo
« Reply #441 on: January 24, 2020, 08:50:43 am »

continue towards the tower

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Re: Minimalist Halloween thing 2: Revenge of the Electric Boogaloo
« Reply #442 on: January 24, 2020, 12:35:58 pm »

Infect some of the alien specimen with mind-control spores, so that they'll obediently become recipients of vivisection.
Try to gain some knowledge about the aliens from the vivisection: What are their weak spots? How many hearts do they have? How advanced their race is?
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Re: Minimalist Halloween thing 2: Revenge of the Electric Boogaloo
« Reply #443 on: January 24, 2020, 02:01:42 pm »

Protect city during lit-off

Animal army starts the engines and takes the city to space.
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Re: Minimalist Halloween thing 2: Revenge of the Electric Boogaloo
« Reply #444 on: January 24, 2020, 03:15:31 pm »

Eat my perfect breakfast.
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Re: Minimalist Halloween thing 2: Revenge of the Electric Boogaloo
« Reply #445 on: January 25, 2020, 03:02:43 am »

spawn a rpg and blow up the mecha, and keep defending from mind crushes
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Re: Minimalist Halloween thing 2: Revenge of the Electric Boogaloo
« Reply #446 on: January 25, 2020, 11:14:01 pm »

"WAIT, SO WHAT'S THE ENDGAME FOR THIS THING ANYWAY?"

TRY TO FIGURE OUT JUST HOW THE 'SPORT' WE'RE WATCHING WORKS. ARE THERE ANY WINNERS, OR DOES THE CARNAGE JUST CONTINUE INDEFINITELY? WHY PEOPLE COMPETE IF THEY SO LIKELY TO DIE? ARE THE COMPETITORS FORCED TO FIGHT AGAINST THEIR WILL, OR IS IT FOR FUN OR WHAT?

ALSO TAKE CONTEMPLATIVE SIP OF BEER   
   
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Re: Minimalist Halloween thing 2: Revenge of the Electric Boogaloo
« Reply #447 on: January 26, 2020, 01:10:10 am »

Spread the word of FUNKY Church, and attempt to supplant all other churches in the area
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Re: Minimalist Halloween thing 2: Revenge of the Electric Boogaloo
« Reply #448 on: January 26, 2020, 11:00:21 am »

The city filled with animals has launched into space, and made it there safely.
Another billion of the pumpkin zombie army has been killed!

November 1, 8:30 AM
Its sunny.
The sky is clear.
A giant pumpkin zombie army three billion strong as appeared and is destroying everything that isn't Canada then adding it to Canada, all of them have weapons now and they are also immune to brain alteration.
The town the game started in has been lifted lifted into space, but people still in the town don't have to worry about air as it's in a bubble of breathable air.
An evil sorceress is doing evil stuff.
Everything on Earth and the town is washed in a wave of FUNKINESS.
Kakaluncha didn't post for the fourth time so random action.
Smoke Mirrors didn't post so random action.
Avetruetotheimperator didn't post so random action.

continue towards the tower
(6) After what feels like hours you finally arrive a the base of the tower, then suddenly the door opens and dozens of Disco Zombies rush out to attack your group, looks like you've found an Evil Disco Wizard's tower.

Infect some of the alien specimen with mind-control spores, so that they'll obediently become recipients of vivisection.
Try to gain some knowledge about the aliens from the vivisection: What are their weak spots? How many hearts do they have? How advanced their race is?

(Using mind-control spores on some of the aliens = 5) You quickly create some mind-control spores and sprinkle them over an alien infantry platoon.
(How many aliens do you get = 3) You only manage to mind-control three of them, which you then order to go to your base.
(Vivisecting them = 4) Sense you have them mind-controlled they willingly get on the table for the vivisection, and you have some of your creatures preform the procedure sense you can't because your a tree.
(Gaining knowledge about the aliens using vivisection = 3) And it turns out Fire Elementals and Demonic Folieage aren't that good at vivisection.
(Weak spots) As far as can be gathered they have most of the same weaknesses as humans, but they seem slightly more resilient.
(How many hearts) They don't tell you how many hearts they have as apparently they eat the heart as soon as they get it removed.
(How advanced are they) Judging by their weapons, armour, vehicles, and spacecraft you can tell they are way more advanced than humans, but other than that you can't tell if there is anything else that makes them more advanced.
Apparently all of your creatures have joined something called the FUNKY Church.

Protect city during lit-off

Animal army starts the engines and takes the city to space.

(Protecting the city = 4+1 For Ultra-Mega-Zord) You unleash a devastating power attack on all pumpkin zombies that come anywhere near the city burning all of them to dust, and ensuring the city lifts off with out having to worry about being attacked.
(Animals launching the city into space = 4) As the zord's busy destroying massive swaths of zombies the animals get the city ready for lift off, and after several minutes of checking various things and making sure everything was ready, then they initiate the lift off procedures and the city begins to lift up into the sky and after several minutes it finally makes it to space.

Eat my perfect breakfast.
(5) You eat your prefect breakfast and its tastes like the best thing you've ever had, or at least sense the world ended.

spawn a rpg and blow up the mecha, and keep defending from mind crushes
(Spawning a RPG = 2) Try as you might you can't seem to summon a RPG.
(Defending from mind crushing = 1+2 For god powers) You continue to mind battle the alien but he's stronger than he looks because you feel your mind being crushed even more, your not sure how much more you can take.

"WAIT, SO WHAT'S THE ENDGAME FOR THIS THING ANYWAY?"

TRY TO FIGURE OUT JUST HOW THE 'SPORT' WE'RE WATCHING WORKS. ARE THERE ANY WINNERS, OR DOES THE CARNAGE JUST CONTINUE INDEFINITELY? WHY PEOPLE COMPETE IF THEY SO LIKELY TO DIE? ARE THE COMPETITORS FORCED TO FIGHT AGAINST THEIR WILL, OR IS IT FOR FUN OR WHAT?

ALSO TAKE CONTEMPLATIVE SIP OF BEER   
   
(Figuring out how the sport works = 4) After watching for a bit you realize that its a free for all with everyone getting thrown in all at the same time to battle to the death.
(Are there winners or is it infinite | Winners = Heads | Infinite =  Tails | Heads ) You learn that there are indeed prizes for the last man standing, they can be anything like money, land, houses, weapons, and more.
(Why do people compete | Forced = 1 | For fun = 2 | Something else = 3 | All of the above = 4 | 2 ) As you sip your beer you find out that everyone in this particular match is there because they wanted to be and apparently they're doing it for fun.

Spread the word of FUNKY Church, and attempt to supplant all other churches in the area
(Spreading the word of the FUNKY Church = 5) You run around and tell all the flaming guys and plant creatures about the FUNKY Church and they decide to join it.
(Supplanting the other churches in the area = 6-1 For all the humans in town being dead) It isn't hard to supplant the other churches as everyone that went to them is dead.

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Get my mecha back to base for repairs and continue to defend myself from mindcrushing, while some of the troops go to the planet and establish a base.
(Getting the mceha back to base and repaired = 5) You quickly get the mecha back to base, where its repaired in record time.
(Mind crushing = 6) You focus on crushing the snipers mind so hard that you harm your own mind in the process.
(Troops building a base on the planet = 3) They only manage to build a small outpost on the planet.
Even though there is no fighting three of your troops have gone missing.

Quote from: Smoke Mirrors
Give out the last of the hippy costumes to the pumpkin zombies.
(6) You go out into the middle of one of the main groups of pumpkin zombies and yell free clothing, then suddenly you get swarmed and beat up as they take all the hippy costumes.

Quote from: Kakaluncha
Befriend all the radiation in Europe, then bring Europe back into the modern age.
(Befriending the radiation = 5) You quickly travel around the ruins of Europe befriending all the radiation.
(Bringing Europe into the modern age = 5) You then use your connections to bring Europe back to a first world area.

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Quote from: Dustan Hache
Everyone keep defending the fief, and I will keep using my holy powers to kill the pumpkin zombies.
(You using holy magic to kill = 4) You burn hundreds with your holy magics.
(Militia defending = 3) They kill the few that get near the wall.
(Civilians defending = 2) They sit behind the walls and rest.

Quote from: Outsider The Ascetic monk
Everyone keep enlightening the pumpkin zombies, and some people stay behind to repair the monastery.
(You enlightening pumpkin zombies = 5) You manage to gather even more followers.
(Followers enlightening pumpkin zombies = 5) They also manage to gather a bunch of people.
(Followers enlightening pumpkin zombies = 1) They accidentally mess up everything the others had repaired.
(Repairing the monastery = 2) You got a lot fixed then other members of your group messed it all up.

Quote from: evil sorceress
Have the zombies and demons continue to kill while I cast some harmful spells on the zombie pumpkins from my fortress.
(Demons attacking = 3) They only kill a few in their rampage.
(Zombies attacking  = 5) They tear dozens apart.
(Casting harmful spells = 4) You throw lighting and fireballs everywhere, killing loads of the enemy zombies.

Quote from: Giant Pumpkin Zombie Army with weapons 3,814,361,398 X16
Destroy everything that isn't Canada.
(5) They burn a bunch of stuff.
(2) They sit around a smoke some pot.
(2) They drink some beer.
(6) They eat until they explode.
(5) They break a bunch of buildings.
(1) They all burn to death.
(5) They burn a bunch of the dead people.
(3) They break some toys.
(4) They tear down some house.
(5) They kill a bunch of animals.
(3) They push a van into a ditch.
(6) They burn to death in a fire they started.
(2) They sit around and do nothing.
(4) They burn some stores.
(2) They eat some dirt.
(2) They also eat dirt.

Quote from: Giant Pumpkin Zombie Hippy commune 541,618 X4
Get other pumpkin zombies to join.
(4) They get some people to join.
(1) The party gets out of hand and some stuff gets broken.
(1) The party keeps going and more stuff breaks.
(1) The party doesn't stop and more shit breaks.

Places in space:
Percent of The Town destroyed: 0%
Percent of Ziizo's Animal City destroyed: 0%

Percent of America destroyed: 24.45%
-Percent of Dustan Hache's fief destroyed: 7.9%
-Percent of Outsider's monastery destroyed: 10.46%
-Percent of Evil sorceress's fortress destroyed: 0%

Percent of Canada Earth destroyed 25.63%
-Percent of Pumpkin Hippy commune destroyed 11.85%

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Re: Minimalist Halloween thing 2: Revenge of the Electric Boogaloo
« Reply #449 on: January 26, 2020, 11:35:10 am »

Cause a schism in the FUNKY Church by making my own version of the Holy FUNK Book.
My version of HFB says that I am the second prophet of FUNK.
Once the schism is successful, mind-control and interrogate some of the aliens as to how we can infiltrate their spaceships.
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