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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM uhhh 5? King Bubba of Rug!  (Read 13215 times)

Haspen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM uhhh 5? King Bubba of Rug!
« Reply #330 on: February 16, 2022, 01:46:29 pm »

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You mirror the hand-claw motion of the Perunian Prince.

He seems confused for a while, and then fistbumps your claw, his fist slotting into your claw.

Then there's much laughter and rejoicing between the foreign Prince and his comrades, and the translator tells you this:

"The Prince is overjoyed that a deal was made, and he hopes that one day Perunians and Rugians will be akin to brothers."

"How about a celebratory feast?" The translator shakes his head.

"Perunians do not celebrate in advance. Once the caravans briing Perunian goods to Rug and Rugian goods to Perun, the Prince or his family will come visit and celebrate. But to feast for profits not yet made is considered an ill omen in the north."

A) "But we're not in the north! Let them taste finest meats and sweetest wines of Rug!"
B) "How convenient! I have one more audience to do, after all."
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM uhhh 5? King Bubba of Rug!
« Reply #331 on: February 16, 2022, 02:58:33 pm »

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We're talking about partially sapient undead spaghetti here, you can probably instruct it to only strangle specific diners.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM uhhh 5? King Bubba of Rug!
« Reply #332 on: February 16, 2022, 03:04:26 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM uhhh 5? King Bubba of Rug!
« Reply #333 on: February 17, 2022, 01:41:21 am »

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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

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« Reply #334 on: February 17, 2022, 02:59:55 am »

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Damnit people, this is why I said to keep the truce. Because now everyone's ganging up on the cats.
Also, don't forget to contact your local Eldritch Being(s), so that they can help with our mission to destroy the universe.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM uhhh 5? King Bubba of Rug!
« Reply #335 on: February 17, 2022, 03:32:44 am »

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Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM uhhh 5? King Bubba of Rug!
« Reply #336 on: May 22, 2022, 04:35:56 am »

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