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Author Topic: Funniest Adventure Mode Stories  (Read 734 times)

Dragofire

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Funniest Adventure Mode Stories
« on: January 21, 2020, 12:57:00 pm »
I played as a white dragon once. I told hundreds of stories. I was a Legendary + 2 speaker. Yeah. LEGENDARY + 2 SPEAKER. A WHITE DRAGON.
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My Dragon Cave Scroll
We could just lie on all of our maps, or we could flood Europe.
The standard sense of Mario is that he won't murder someone but isn't good enough to not smash bugs. This is engraved into everyone’s mind.
There was one slight problem with the climb, and that was the spontaneous combustion.

Ziusudra

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Re: Funniest Adventure Mode Stories
« Reply #1 on: January 21, 2020, 02:21:57 pm »
Those skills train so slowly - you must have the patience of a saint.
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Re: Funniest Adventure Mode Stories
« Reply #2 on: January 22, 2020, 12:48:43 pm »
Well I could'nt get out of the house due to lacking CAN_OPEN_DOORS so just kept training. Mind you, I started as Adept Speaker.
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My Stuff
My Dragon Cave Scroll
We could just lie on all of our maps, or we could flood Europe.
The standard sense of Mario is that he won't murder someone but isn't good enough to not smash bugs. This is engraved into everyone’s mind.
There was one slight problem with the climb, and that was the spontaneous combustion.