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[sprinkled chariot]

Resist digestion and paralyze aligatorman


You are making big mistake

[Screech9791]

Name: Elliot
Gender: ALPHA Male
Description: A cop. Fuck you, I'm not writing detailed fluff for some RTD I'll probably forget about in a few days.
Health: 2/10
Hunger: 8/10
Thirst: 8/10
Slightly squished.

Comfy Jeans and T-shirt
Bag full of MREs  and Water (200 food. 200 Water)
Pump Action Shotgun (8/8)
60 Shotgun Shells
Fire Axe

>Type "help" in the cheat console to get a commands list, and then use whatever commands would heal me and make myself not as squished, preferably not squished at all.

[Sanctume]

Spoiler: Little John (click to show/hide)

Name: Little John
Gender: Male
Description: Some guy
Health: 10/10
Hunger: 12/10
Thirst: 12/10

Tool box
Chainsaw (20/20)
100 MRE packs
Claymore mine x6
Anti-tank mine x4
Hunting Rifle (5/5)
20 loose ammo rounds.

You attempt to enter the bunker. (5) And disarm several land mines on the floor, and multiple claymores in odd corners.
(4) You find a hunting rifle loaded with .338 winchester and some spare ammunition for it.

Search for clothing, backpack, and recon gear such as map and binocular or drone camera. 

[The Canadian kitten]

Name: Joe
Gender: Male
Description: A black hair man that is about the 1.8 meter tall
Health: 10/10
Hunger: 10/10
Thirst: 10/10

Straw hat x1
Staw shirt and pants x1
Cans of Baked Beans x4995
Can Opener
Forklift
Start sharing beans with people and get a weapon of some sorts

[Aigre Excalibur]

Digest the gravemind and become the smartest alligator man, and leader of the zombies.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Name: Benny Goldstine
Gender: Male
Description: An average looking guy with a  mustache.
Health: 50/50
Hunger: 9/10
Thirst: 9/10

Alligator man. A 20 foot large monster with an alligator's head and the oversized limbs of a man. Your body is covered in hardened scales. You have the superhuman strength, an awesome bite, bursts of immense speed and none of the heat exhaustion issues of non-humans.

Leather thong

Resist digestion and paralyze aligatorman


You are making big mistake

(5) vs (4) Benny the alligator man asserts dominance over the gravemind, threatening it with stomach acid! But the gravemind coats itself in a protective membrane and gives him a stomach ache. They are at an impasse although both are feeling very hostile towards each other.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Name: Jeremiah
Gender: Male
Description: An absolute Chad in terms of appearance
Health: 10/10
Hunger: 4/10
Thirst: 4/10

Chad looking clothes
Chocolate sprinkles (3 food)
Rotten Ice cream (?)
CRASHED Ice Cream Truck
100 kg of TNT
50 MREs
50 Water units in cans
Favour of the gods

Run over the zombie hordes chasing Joe.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

 Name:Clara aka Test Subject 3055
Gender:Female
Description:a short 13 year old girl with blond hair who went to Aperture Science with her parents on Bring your daughter to work day. GLaDOS mentioned that she would be good for tests. She was escorted to the Relaxation Vault before waking up here. She thinks this is an elaborate test by GLaDOS
Health: 10/10
Hunger:10/10
Thirst: 10/10
1xOstentatious evening gown (currently equipped)
Edible grass???
Water Cans (1950 water)
MREs x150
100 Kg TNT
Favour of the gods
CRASHED Van

Start running over some zombies

(4) With the power of friendship you smash your vans into the approaching zombies, squishing several dozen. (2) Before plowing into a wall. Together.

Spoiler: The sheet (click to show/hide)

Name: Johann "Revolver Ocelot" Simpson-Petersgaard
Gender: Male
Description: A not-entirely sane old man who believes that he's a character from Metal Gear Solid franchise. Almost albino-skinned, bald, has a gray mustache, wears Revolver Ocelot cosplay made from cardboard.
Health: 8/10
Hunger: 8/10
Thirst: 8/10
M4 Carbine (oof/30) - jammed, broken
M9 Beretta (15/15)
5000 5.56mm Nato
10000 9mm Nato
200 Assorted MREs (Food 200)
Water can (water 40)
Duffel Bag
Leg Jerky (30 Food)

Any chemicals in the lab/accelerator?
Mix some random chemicals, hoping that I'll get some FOXDIE virus syringes.

(6) You find a vial labelled "ANTIMATTER"

Name: Elliot
Gender: ALPHA Male
Description: A cop. Fuck you, I'm not writing detailed fluff for some RTD I'll probably forget about in a few days.
Health: 2/10
Hunger: 7/10
Thirst: 7/10
Slightly squished.

Comfy Jeans and T-shirt
Bag full of MREs  and Water (200 food. 200 Water)
Pump Action Shotgun (8/8)
60 Shotgun Shells
Fire Axe

>Type "help" in the cheat console to get a commands list, and then use whatever commands would heal me and make myself not as squished, preferably not squished at all.

(4) A helpful zombie approaches you and begins to preach about the benefits of undeath. If you would just accept death into your heart and mind and body and soul, you too can be saved.

Spoiler: Little John (click to show/hide)

Name: Little John
Gender: Male
Description: Some guy
Health: 5/10
Hunger: 12/10
Thirst: 12/10
Right side full of buckshot

Tool box
Chainsaw (20/20)
100 MRE packs
Claymore mine x6
Anti-tank mine x4
Hunting Rifle (5/5)
20 loose ammo rounds.

You attempt to enter the bunker. (5) And disarm several land mines on the floor, and multiple claymores in odd corners.
(4) You find a hunting rifle loaded with .338 winchester and some spare ammunition for it.

Search for clothing, backpack, and recon gear such as map and binocular or drone camera. 

(1) You walk into a shotgun trap in the next room. Your right flank is full of buckshot. (2) The room appears empty apart from the now expanded shotgun trap.

Name: Joe
Gender: Male
Description: A black hair man that is about the 1.8 meter tall
Health: 10/10
Hunger: 12/10
Thirst: 12/10

Straw hat x1
Staw shirt and pants x1
Cans of Baked Beans x4994
Can Opener
Forklift
Start sharing beans with people and get a weapon of some sorts

(3) you couldn't catch your friends before they started plowing into zombies and then into a wall. You happily munch beans as you watch them and fart loudly in appreciation.

[NRDL]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Name: Jeremiah
Gender: Male
Description: An absolute Chad in terms of appearance
Health: 10/10
Hunger: 4/10
Thirst: 4/10

Chad looking clothes
Chocolate sprinkles (3 food)
Rotten Ice cream (?)
CRASHED Ice Cream Truck
100 kg of TNT
50 MREs
50 Water units in cans
Favour of the gods

See if Clara's okay. Then consume enough MRE's and water to get myself back to tip top shape.

[Sanctume]

Spoiler: Little John (click to show/hide)

Name: Little John
Gender: Male
Description: Some guy
Health: 5/10
Hunger: 12/10
Thirst: 12/10
Right side full of buckshot

Tool box
Chainsaw (20/20)
100 MRE packs
Claymore mine x6
Anti-tank mine x4
Hunting Rifle (5/5)
20 loose ammo rounds.

(1) You walk into a shotgun trap in the next room. Your right flank is full of buckshot. (2) The room appears empty apart from the now expanded shotgun trap.

Ouch.  Carefully continue to search for first aid kit, pain killers, and clothing.

[CABL]

Spoiler: The sheet (click to show/hide)

Name: Johann "Revolver Ocelot" Simpson-Petersgaard
Gender: Male
Description: A not-entirely sane old man who believes that he's a character from Metal Gear Solid franchise. Almost albino-skinned, bald, has a gray mustache, wears Revolver Ocelot cosplay made from cardboard.
Health: 8/10
Hunger: 8/10
Thirst: 8/10
M4 Carbine (oof/30) - jammed, broken
M9 Beretta (15/15)
5000 5.56mm Nato
10000 9mm Nato
200 Assorted MREs (Food 200)
Water can (water 40)
Duffel Bag
Leg Jerky (30 Food)

Find more chemicals.
With the help of antimatter, create SUPERFOXDIE virus by mixing the chemicals with the antimatter.

[King Zultan]

"This isn't going to work, I can't eat this thing."
Puke up the gravemind, then go look for something to eat.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Name: Benny Goldstine
Gender: Male
Description: An average looking guy with a  mustache.
Health: 50/50
Hunger: 9/10
Thirst: 9/10

Alligator man. A 20 foot large monster with an alligator's head and the oversized limbs of a man. Your body is covered in hardened scales. You have the superhuman strength, an awesome bite, bursts of immense speed and none of the heat exhaustion issues of non-humans.

Leather thong

[Naturegirl1999]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

 Name:Clara aka Test Subject 3055
Gender:Female
Description:a short 13 year old girl with blond hair who went to Aperture Science with her parents on Bring your daughter to work day. GLaDOS mentioned that she would be good for tests. She was escorted to the Relaxation Vault before waking up here. She thinks this is an elaborate test by GLaDOS
Health: 10/10
Hunger:10/10
Thirst: 10/10
1xOstentatious evening gown (currently equipped)
Edible grass???
Water Cans (1950 water)
MREs x150
100 Kg TNT
Favour of the gods
CRASHED Van

Check if Jeremiah is ok, then consume MREs and water until I am at 10

[IonMatrix]

Name:LARRY
Desc:A completely normal guy. I totally am not going to suddenly reveal that i have some super-natural power. What? Of course I'm telling the truth! STOP LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT!
Hlth:10/10
Hung:10/10
Thst:10/10

make a backpack, and then go looking for some supplies and a basic weapon

MRE stands for meal, ready to eat

WHAT?! Of course not! Everyone knows that it stands for meal, rarely edible!(Or all sorts of funny abbreviations you can find on the internet)

[sprinkled chariot]

Coordinate zombies to perform smarter more agressive attacks upon living

[Aigre Excalibur]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Name: Jeremiah
Gender: Male
Description: An absolute Chad in terms of appearance
Health: 10/10
Hunger: 14/10
Thirst: 14/10

Chad looking clothes
Chocolate sprinkles (3 food)
Rotten Ice cream (?)
CRASHED Ice Cream Truck
100 kg of TNT
48 MREs
48 Water units in cans
Favour of the gods

See if Clara's okay. Then consume enough MRE's and water to get myself back to tip top shape.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

 Name:Clara aka Test Subject 3055
Gender:Female
Description:a short 13 year old girl with blond hair who went to Aperture Science with her parents on Bring your daughter to work day. GLaDOS mentioned that she would be good for tests. She was escorted to the Relaxation Vault before waking up here. She thinks this is an elaborate test by GLaDOS
Health: 10/10
Hunger:10/10
Thirst: 10/10
1xOstentatious evening gown (currently equipped)
Edible grass???
Water Cans (1948 water)
MREs x148
100 Kg TNT
Favour of the gods
Pregnant
CRASHED Van

Check if Jeremiah is ok, then consume MREs and water until I am at 10

(5) You paw over each other with great care and affection, putting on such a show that the onlooking zombies are touched in their remaining humanity. They pause and shed a tear as they witness your passionate embrace.

(6) Clara also ends up pregnant.

Spoiler: Little John (click to show/hide)

Name: Little John
Gender: Male
Description: Some guy
Health: 5/10
Hunger: 12/10
Thirst: 12/10
Right side full of buckshot

Tool box
Chainsaw (20/20)
100 MRE packs
Claymore mine x6
Anti-tank mine x4
Hunting Rifle (5/5)
20 loose ammo rounds.

(1) You walk into a shotgun trap in the next room. Your right flank is full of buckshot. (2) The room appears empty apart from the now expanded shotgun trap.

Ouch.  Carefully continue to search for first aid kit, pain killers, and clothing.

(5) You search empty rooms for first aid. You notice a false floor. You hack it open with your feet. A nurse is hiding under the floorboards. She is terrified that you are some looter or robber.

Spoiler: The sheet (click to show/hide)

Name: Johann "Revolver Ocelot" Simpson-Petersgaard
Gender: Male
Description: A not-entirely sane old man who believes that he's a character from Metal Gear Solid franchise. Almost albino-skinned, bald, has a gray mustache, wears Revolver Ocelot cosplay made from cardboard.
Released from body. Incorporeal soul.

Find more chemicals.
With the help of antimatter, create SUPERFOXDIE virus by mixing the chemicals with the antimatter.

(6) You combine a handful of Antihelium-4 atoms with air. The resulting explosion decontaminates the land for miles around, cleansing it of all zombies. You have also been atomized.

"This isn't going to work, I can't eat this thing."
Puke up the gravemind, then go look for something to eat.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Name: Benny Goldstine
Gender: Male
Description: An average looking guy with a  mustache.
Health: 50/50
Hunger: 9/10
Thirst: 9/10

Alligator man. A 20 foot large monster with an alligator's head and the oversized limbs of a man. Your body is covered in hardened scales. You have the superhuman strength, an awesome bite, bursts of immense speed and none of the heat exhaustion issues of non-humans.

Leather thong

Coordinate zombies to perform smarter more agressive attacks upon living

(6) The gravemind is puked out but it steals most of the alligator's guts along with the abdominal aorta and surrounding nerve clusters. The alligator man faints!

(5) The zombies get the idea that they could trap a hapless looter in a home-made bunker. The ones watching Clara and Jeremiah play doctors and nurses mutiny and declare that they are now fighting for love.

Name:LARRY
Desc:A completely normal guy. I totally am not going to suddenly reveal that i have some super-natural power. What? Of course I'm telling the truth! STOP LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT!
Hlth:10/10
Hung:10/10
Thst:10/10

Tank
MRE Stash (x100)
Fuel (x300)
105mm HE x30
105mm APSFDS (x20)

make a backpack, and then go looking for some supplies and a basic weapon

MRE stands for meal, ready to eat

WHAT?! Of course not! Everyone knows that it stands for meal, rarely edible!(Or all sorts of funny abbreviations you can find on the internet)

(6) You find a fully functional main battle tank. You can drive it, but the turret and loader compartment need crew to operate. It also has meals rarely edible still in tact in the storage compartments.

[NRDL]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Name: Jeremiah
Gender: Male
Description: An absolute Chad in terms of appearance
Health: 10/10
Hunger: 14/10
Thirst: 14/10

Chad looking clothes
Chocolate sprinkles (3 food)
Rotten Ice cream (?)
CRASHED Ice Cream Truck
100 kg of TNT
48 MREs
48 Water units in cans
Favour of the gods

Whoops. Sorry about that. Cash in my Favour of the gods to reverse time to the point where Clara doesn't get impregnated. It ain't cool to do that sort of thing during a zombie apocalypse. Or in general, to a 13 year old.

[CABL]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Name: Johann "Revolver Ocelot" Simpson-Petersgaard
Gender: Male
Description: A not-entirely sane old man who believes that he's a character from Metal Gear Solid franchise. Almost albino-skinned, bald, has a gray mustache, wears Revolver Ocelot cosplay made from cardboard.
Released from body. Incorporeal soul.

Find a robotics/cybernetics lab.
Find a robotic humanoid body to possess.