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[Frumple]

If faplever works then let us lever the fap mightily is all I'm saying

[delphonso]

I read a blurb that TV watching has gone up by 41% across all of China (shockingly, low, as my TV watching has gone up by 800%...). Seeing as people have so much free time, I'm curious to see the population increase 9 months from now...

[ChairmanPoo]

China approved of an anti-viral drug to combat Sars 2.
...Its called Fapilavir...
Reality is one big joke, isn't it

I'm even less worried now because it turns out I WAS IMMUNE ALL ALONG!

[Egan_BW]

In this time of pestilence we need a hero. We need a...
Fapmaster Supreme

[coalboat]

I'm curious to see the population increase 9 months from now...

Probably bad timing to get pregnant now IMO. Pregnant people need to go to hospital regularly to check their health status which exposes them to potential virus carriers.

[Pancakes]

In this time of pestilence we need a hero. We need a...
Fapmaster Supreme

I know how we can summon our hero! Quickly, everyone start typing at ludicrous speed!

[TamerVirus]

Japan is throwing their hands up and letting the Coronavirus Cruise folk who test negative go on their merry way.
Current tally: 542 infected, 20 in serious condition

[Il Palazzo]

How dare they. They should have cremated the lot.

[TamerVirus]

Just firebomb the ship.
Meanwhile, in China: Lake Wuhan? That’s always been there...

[Bumber]

Wuhan virus ain't nuthin' to fuck with.

[coalboat]

https://www3.nhk.or.jp/news/html/20200214/k10012286001000.html

A patient in Japan commuted by train from Chiba to Tokyo for two days after he had developed fever. If it is like SARS, hopefully the virus will die off as temperature rises before the Olympics in summer.

[TamerVirus]

They cram people into train like sardines.
Japan and Singapore are the countries to watch in the coming weeks to see how they handle mitigation/containment.
A relative of mine was actually gonna go to Japan for the marathon.
The government put the kibosh on that...

[coalboat]

Singapore is having a few new cases everyday. They document the cases very well, though, tracing the source of virus on every one. It seems to be in control so far.

[Iduno]

As long as you use hand sanitizer, you'll be fine.

You maybe don't want to click that at work, but I'm assuming you're not posting where people can see what you're doing.

[TamerVirus]

Two Iranian nationals have died of Coronavirus
Apparently:
-They never travelled abroad
-They never even left the province of Qom
HUH???