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Author Topic: The Thunderdome Murderbone Zone  (Read 4480 times)

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Re: The Thunderdome Murderbone Zone
« Reply #15 on: February 13, 2020, 06:28:23 pm »

SWEET!


LOCATE THE TOWNTON PUB/OTHER DRINKING ESTABLISHMENT, ENTER   
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Re: The Thunderdome Murderbone Zone
« Reply #16 on: February 14, 2020, 12:14:02 am »

HONK at Devastator, then steal their BFG 9000
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Re: The Thunderdome Murderbone Zone
« Reply #17 on: February 14, 2020, 12:27:27 am »

Run around at top speed, shooting at any of my fellow competitors.  Include the duck-thing if it's annoying.
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Re: The Thunderdome Murderbone Zone
« Reply #18 on: February 14, 2020, 05:28:55 am »

Kill someone with my Nerf gun!
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Re: The Thunderdome Murderbone Zone
« Reply #19 on: February 15, 2020, 02:21:21 am »

Spawn in with a sharp stick
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Re: The Thunderdome Murderbone Zone
« Reply #20 on: February 15, 2020, 06:01:19 pm »


Update coming tomorrow
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Re: The Thunderdome Murderbone Zone
« Reply #21 on: February 17, 2020, 06:54:30 pm »

MANIFEST IN MORTAL PLAIN THROUGH SHEER RAGE
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Re: The Thunderdome Murderbone Zone
« Reply #22 on: February 18, 2020, 12:29:23 am »

spawn with armor, what creature am I?
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Re: The Thunderdome Murderbone Zone
« Reply #23 on: February 18, 2020, 12:57:24 am »

If you want peace, don't name the game the Thunderdome Muderbone Zone.

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Re: The Thunderdome Murderbone Zone
« Reply #24 on: February 18, 2020, 05:58:03 am »

WHERE IS THE FUCKING UPDATE, REEEEEEEEE?!
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Re: The Thunderdome Murderbone Zone
« Reply #25 on: February 18, 2020, 06:40:53 am »

It isn’t even 6 in the morning yet
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Re: The Thunderdome Murderbone Zone
« Reply #26 on: February 18, 2020, 10:48:16 am »

Summon Steampunk Abraham Lincoln

3: You only summon normal Abraham Lincoln.

I am a necromancer. Also a female character in this game.
I am in my necromancer tower outside of town. It is full of interesting experiments, which are objectively ethical.
Look out the window. Get out my divination dice.


3: You look out the window, but your divination dice have magically been replaced with ordinary dice after an experiment went wrong.

search for people to kill.

3: You search for an innocent civilian to kill. There is now one more dead civilian, and one more reason for the police to go after you.

SWEET!


LOCATE THE TOWNTON PUB/OTHER DRINKING ESTABLISHMENT, ENTER   

3: You find one, but at your current speed, you won't be able to reach it by the end of this turn.

HONK at Devastator, then steal their BFG 9000

3: You honk at Devastator, but he shoots you point blank (and accidentally gibs himself in the process.)

Run around at top speed, shooting at any of my fellow competitors.  Include the duck-thing if it's annoying.

1: You used a BFG 9000 shot point blank on the annoying duck, which lead to both of you getting gibbed.

Kill someone with my Nerf gun!

1: You shoot someone with it, but you forgot to load it. Oh shit.

Spawn in with a sharp stick

6: You spawn with a stick that violently lacerates anything it touches. If you want to safely hold it, some gloves would be a good idea.

MANIFEST IN MORTAL PLAIN THROUGH SHEER RAGE

6: You manifest in a mortal plain (the environment, not the dimension). You realize you brought nothing with you, not even clothes. Whoops.

spawn with armor, what creature am I?

5: You spawn with some really good armor, capable of magically conjuring rigged dice to help ward off enemy attacks. You are a human.

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Re: The Thunderdome Murderbone Zone
« Reply #27 on: February 18, 2020, 10:53:59 am »

Suddenly, the gibs begin to move on its own and assemble back into a goose.
HONK at Abraham Lincoln.
If Abe's gonna be mean and dismissive towards me, bite him in the D.
« Last Edit: February 18, 2020, 12:27:56 pm by CABL »
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Re: The Thunderdome Murderbone Zone
« Reply #28 on: February 18, 2020, 11:15:09 am »

Have Honest Abe emancipate CABL's gibby goose ass
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Re: The Thunderdome Murderbone Zone
« Reply #29 on: February 18, 2020, 11:16:11 am »

Keep running around killing people with my axe
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