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[King Zultan]

I always imagined King Zultan as an anime girl with bunny ears.

Why, I look nothing like that......

Anyway, enough fetishes

Oh.. OH GOD!

[A_Curious_Cat]

Again?

But I hate being patient…

*grumble* *grumble* *grumble*

[King Zultan]

Updates for this take longer than updates for other games due to all the art, so you must learn patience young grasshopper.

[A_Curious_Cat]

Why?  It’s not like this is an ISG, or anything like that!  How long could it take?!

[King Zultan]

It might be an ISG, not sure what makes me think it is but it just might be one.

[MeimieFan88]

1.14


A being of extraordinary cheeziness soon appears on the mound of buttery cheesy bread.




      
      Steppy: "Oh my god, it's the Cheez Whiz-zard! I thought he was just a myth!"

      
      Captain Hardclaw: "Is he uh... edible?"

      
      Shelly: "He looks pretty cheesy."

      
      Steppy: "Maybe we could catch him, or at least get an autograph!"


A hole then opens up near the thread and a swarm of small robots emerge.




      
      Mysterious voice 2: "Okay do I launch it now?"

      
      Mysterious voice: "Please stop asking that every fiv-"


The robots start moving towards the buttery cheesy bread!




      
      Mysterious voice: *Sigh* "Okay, go ahead."
      
      
      Mysterious voice 2: *sproink*


A flurry of fireworks suddenly erupts from the thread, filling the skies with dazzling colors and a festive message celebrating Cheese Day.




      
      Dr. Prawning: "Ooh! Stuff seems to be happening!"

      
      Dr. Prawning: "Anyway, enough fetishizing about the Cheez Whiz-zard, it's time to compare the contained cheese bread to the wild cheese bread."
      
      [Wild Cheese Bread sample collected]
      
      
      Dr. Prawning: "Hmm, this indeed seems to be the source from which the giant wasp we captured collected its piece of cheese bread. I am observing a number of odd peculiarities between the two samples..."
   
   

   
Suddenly, hexblades with laser guns appear out of nowhere and start attacking and causing chaos! The little robots panic and scurry everywhere.




      
      Captain Hardclaw: "Uh oh, this isn't good! Johnny, engage evasive maneuvers!"
      
      
      Johnny: "Already on it." Johnny says in his typical cool-cat voice, as he swerves to dodge a laser blast.


Meanwhile, Steppy continued to hear the voices in his head.


      
      Mysterious voice 2: "By the way, I think I saw a piece of cheese on the conference room table. Someone must've left it there and forgot about it."

      
      Mysterious voice 1: "Really? It would be a shame for it to go to waste..."

      
      Mysterious voice 1: *goes to get the cheese, returns with it*

      
      Mysterious voice 1: "It looks delicious! Do you want some?"

      
      Mysterious voice 2: "Nah. You enjoy it."

      
      Mysterious voice 1: *om nom* "Mmm, it's so good!..."

      
      Boss: *appears* "Why are you eating my cheese?"

      
      Mysterious voice 1: "Boss! Wait, w-what?!"

      
      Boss: "That was my last piece of cheese. I was saving it for New Cheese Eve."

      
      Mysterious voice 1: "B-but... I thought..."

      
      Boss: "My office. Now."

      
      Mysterious voice 2: *snickers*
      
      
      Steppy: "Okay, this is starting to get a little weird now..."
      
      
      Jumpy voice: "Again? But I hate being patient... *grumble* *grumble* *grumble*"

      
      Jumpy voice 2: "Updates for this take longer than updates for other games due to all the art, so you must learn patience young grasshopper."

      
      Jumpy voice 1: "Why? It’s not like this is an ISG, or anything like that! How long could it take?!"

      
      Jumpy voice 2: "It might be an ISG, not sure what makes me think it is but it just might be one."
      
      
      "A little really weird..."
   
   

Spoiler: Ship Status (click to show/hide)

Rear plating: Heavy damage
Engine B: Light damage
Thruster B: Light damage

Spoiler: Ship inventory (click to show/hide)

Giant wasp [contained in lab]
Spare tire [stored in cargo hold]
Sample of contained buttery cheesy bread [stored in lab]
Sample of wild buttery cheesy bread [stored in lab]

Optional: Feel free to control any characters, create any events anywhere, or make any kinds of suggestions you'd like!

[King Zultan]

(I have become a grasshopper what a strange feeling.)

Suddenly the Cheez Whiz-zard summons forth a massive eggplant that explodes into flaming pine cones that fly around and burn anything near the cheese bread that isn't him.

[A_Curious_Cat]

(Does that include the cheese bread?)

[King Zultan]

(Does that include the cheese bread?)

(It shouldn't but I'm not gonna stop it if it does.)


Also when Steppy saw the Cheez Whiz-zard cast a spell that didn't involve cheese it destroyed his perception of the Cheez Whiz-zard and showed him that everything he knew about the Cheez Whiz-zard was a lie and from that point on Steppy vowed to destroy the Cheez Whiz-zard for being a LIE.

[A_Curious_Cat]

The cat devours the Cheez Whiz-zard.

[BlackPaladin99]

the hex blades keep firing, and another (Nerdy) mysterious voice says: “let her off the hook, she didn’t know, and besides I just finished making my infinite Cheese-Maker and I’ve been looking For some test subjects people willing to try it out so...”  Boss:”fine.  But this better be good cheese.”  Mysterious voice 1 whispers to (nerdy) mysterious voice: “thanks” (Nerdy) Mysterious voice whispers back: “you owe me big time: boss has been itching to use his lava-shark pit for weeks now.” 

[A_Curious_Cat]

How often does the curious cat need to bump into the thread?

[King Zultan]

Probably at least six times.

[A_Curious_Cat]

The Curious Cat bumps into the thread at least six times.