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[evictedSaint]

Alright guys, I've come up with an even better design this time than last time.  Something that will surely be the most optimal use of our turn.


Another Payraise:
After the stunning performance of last turn, it's obvious that the designers work best when given more money.  This innovative new design seeks to do something few thought possible: another payraise for the engineers.

Yet Another Payraise: (1) eS
Anti-space weaponization of letters (4):Nirur, Doomblade, Milo, Johiah

[Man of Paper]

Letters of recommendation

We use the letters we got from our enemy to send convincing letters to enemy leadership with orders to purge those without dissent, leaving only dissenters and a lack of unity, which should be very uncool for them.

[Rockeater]

Yet Another Payraise: (1) eS
Anti-space weaponization of letters (5):Nirur, Doomblade, Milo, Johiah, Rockeater

[NUKE9.13]

Empiricist's vote got deleted. Adding it back in.

Anyway. I don't want another payraise, because it's possible that our people might consider that uncool, and might seek to overthrow us, which would be bad. It would be prudent to increase our political capital first, so that the government has no choice but to follow our every command. I mean, more so than it already does. Maybe a really good design would help to make the government like us more.

Anyway. The problem with making space pilots uncool and causing them to crash is that they might crash into us.

Anyway. Sending letters to enemy leadership to make them think their population is uncool is one thing, but I think it might work better the other way around. Something like this:

First Side is 0% Cool:
Using our pilfered letters and number, we will create pamphlets that explain to First Siders that their government is 0% cool. Since the pamphlets will be written using their own letters, the First Siders will totally believe them. They will not like being in a 0% cool country, and will attempt to overthrow the 0% cool government.

Anyway. I'm going to vote for my design.

Yet Another Payraise: (1) eS
Anti-space weaponization of letters (5):Nirur, Doomblade, Milo, Johiah, Rockeater
Centrifuges (1): Empiricist
First Side is 0% Cool: (1) nuke

[Jerick]

I think I have the perfect answer to their spaceprogram.

Filling in space. The enemy is using space but the enemy can't use space if there is no space in space. So it is my proposal to fill up space so it is unusable

Yet Another Payraise: (1) eS
Anti-space weaponization of letters (5):Nirur, Doomblade, Milo, Johiah, Rockeater
Centrifuges (1): Empiricist
First Side is 0% Cool: (1) nuke
Filling in Space: (1) Jerick

[Rockeater]

Yet Another Payraise: (1) eS
Anti-space weaponization of letters (4):Nirur, Doomblade, Milo, Johiah
Centrifuges (1): Empiricist
First Side is 0% Cool: (2) nuke, Rockeater
Filling in Space: (1) Jerick

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[m1895]

Yet Another Payraise: (1) eS
Anti-space weaponization of letters (4):Nirur, Doomblade, Milo, Johiah
Centrifuges (1): Empiricist
First Side is 0% Cool: (3) nuke, Rockeater, m1895
Filling in Space: (1) Jerick

[johiah]

Your eloquent words have convinced me.

Yet Another Payraise: (1) eS
Anti-space weaponization of letters (3):Nirur, Doomblade, Milo
Centrifuges (1): Empiricist
First Side is 0% Cool: (4) nuke, Rockeater, m1895, Johiah
Filling in Space: (1) Jerick

[Doomblade187]

Yet Another Payraise: (1) eS
Anti-space weaponization of letters (2):Nirur, Milo
Centrifuges (1): Empiricist
First Side is 0% Cool: (5) nuke, Rockeater, m1895, Johiah, Doomblade
Filling in Space: (1) Jerick

[milo christiansen]

Yet Another Payraise: (1) eS
Anti-space weaponization of letters (1):Nirur
Centrifuges (1): Empiricist
First Side is 0% Cool: (6) nuke, Rockeater, m1895, Johiah, Doomblade, Milo
Filling in Space: (1) Jerick

[evictedSaint]

Yet Another Payraise: (0)
Anti-space weaponization of letters (1):Nirur
Centrifuges (1): Empiricist
First Side is 0% Cool: (7) nuke, Rockeater, m1895, Johiah, Doomblade, Milo, eS
Filling in Space: (1) Jerick

[NUKE9.13]

Overall
I am very stoked by your designs! They give me hope for the future. Both sides will get a design credit. This credit can be used for something. It will improve it as you would normally think.

I don't think we ever used this design credit, did we?
Maybe at some point in the future we can use the credit to open a bank. An off-shore bank, where we can stash fish so they don't get taxed. Off-shore is the best place for fish.

[milo christiansen]

We shall call it "the grand banks" and it will be famous for fish the world over.

[NUKE9.13]

Actually, I expect we can probably do that this phase. There ain't nothing in the rules that says we can't.

Yet Another Payraise: (0)
Anti-space weaponization of letters (1):Nirur
Centrifuges (1): Empiricist
First Side is 0% Cool: (7) nuke, Rockeater, m1895, Johiah, Doomblade, Milo, eS
Filling in Space: (1) Jerick


DESIGN CREDIT:
Use credit to open off-shore bank: (1) nuke
Do not use credit:

[Supernerd]

I think we should save our design credits until we have like, five of them, then use them all at once.