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[Screech9791]

Meanwhile, the screaming and glowing eggs explode. ███ people killed, ████ injured.

[TamerVirus]

Meanwhile, a call goes out to a clandestine response team. They sigh, as it's the fifth time this week

[Naturegirl1999]

Meanwhile, a person in the random house wakes up to a noise in the kitchen, and sees a line of aliens exiting a portal “what did you do? Please don’t hurt me” he says in a (hopefully) zinnias threatening tone

[Failbird105]

Meanwhile, there is a bear in the livingroom.

[MeimieFan88]

Meanwhile, inside the fridge of the random person's kitchen, an avocado is talking to a sandwich about conspiracy theories related to the eggs that were there last week.

[King Zultan]

Meanwhile, 7000 babies get put into a giant blinder, and yes they blend.

[wierd]

meanwhile, in the infant tissue harvesting complex, a scientist is berated for being behind schedule on his baby blending quota.

[MeimieFan88]

Meanwhile, in the infant tissue harvesting complex, a group of baby escapees are crawling through the vents undetected by the staff.

[Frank]

Meanwhile, we'd like to show you a message from our sponsors.

[Naturegirl1999]

Meanwhile, we'd like to show you a message from our sponsors.

tHC, the Tissue Harvesting Corporation: come to us for all tissue related needs, hospitals receive discounts because of the need to repair patients

Meanwhile the aliens hear noises in the fridge and investigate it to find an avocado talking to a sandwich

[wierd]

Meanwhile, the bear exits the kitchen, and enters the alien's parked UFO.

[King Zultan]

Meanwhile, some dude shits his pants.

[TamerVirus]

Meanwhile, it's cleanup on aisle 7

[Naturegirl1999]

Meanwhile, the lightbulb on aisle 7 falls onto the cleanup person, causing more cleanup to be needed there

[King Zultan]

Meanwhile, the damaged light fixture on aisle 7 catches fire.