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Author Topic: ROLL TO ANCHORITE  (Read 8355 times)

Naturegirl1999

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Re: ROLL TO ANCHORITE
« Reply #15 on: March 17, 2020, 03:15:26 pm »

DOUBLE DOWN ON IT
Do you mean attempt to continue singing despite a hoarse voice? Because you likely can’t sing well if at all with a hoarse voice
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Re: ROLL TO ANCHORITE
« Reply #16 on: March 17, 2020, 03:18:43 pm »

It doesn't matter with minimalist RTD mechanics.
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Re: ROLL TO ANCHORITE
« Reply #17 on: March 17, 2020, 03:24:27 pm »

More or less.  In the spirit of not doing the same thing over and over again, I'll do something different next turn, but yeah.
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Re: ROLL TO ANCHORITE
« Reply #18 on: March 17, 2020, 04:58:34 pm »

GET OUT THE BIG HAMMER AND THE GIANT NAIL AND BUST OUT, LOOKS LIKE I'LL NEED TO WRITE THESE THESES...ON THE POPE'S FACE!!!
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Re: ROLL TO ANCHORITE
« Reply #19 on: March 17, 2020, 06:33:23 pm »

"WHAT THE FRICK?! I AM WAY TOO MUCH OF A DEBASED SINNER FOR THIS!"   

QUICKLY, FIND SOME APPROPRIATE OBJECT AND BEGIN TO SELF-FLAGELLATE WHILST FREESTYLING PRAYERS!
PURIFY THE FLESH!   
   
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Re: ROLL TO ANCHORITE
« Reply #20 on: March 17, 2020, 07:23:51 pm »

Honk at the Swiss guards and steal the pikes from them.
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You honk at a Swiss guard. Then the butt of a pike smashes into your head, and everything goes black.

You wake up in a metal cylinder full of explosives. See below for details.


Be a Swiss Guard bothered by goose. Realize that

IN THE HEART OF THE HOLY SEE

IN THE HOME OF CHRISTIANITY

THE SEAT OF POWER IS IN DANGER

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You are the Vice Commander of the Papal Swiss Guard. A goose honks at you.

Realising the threat this poses to the Christian world, you knock it unconscious, grab it by the beak, and carry it to the top secret missile silo deep below the Vatican. You stuff the animal into the already-full payload compartment of a supersonic cruise missile and fire it at Luxembourg.


OH GOD ITS BURNING, BEAT ON THE DOOR AND YELL FOR SOMEONE TO LET ME OUT AS MY BED IS BURNING AND I MIGHT DIE!
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Your screams go unheard, and your fists prove useless against the wooden door. Luckily your cell is pretty well ventilated, but your bed is still on fire, which will make sleeping difficult.

You get quite a few splinters.

Be a creature formed from memory, take some memories from the guard to give myself form
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You're a completely physical creature, in fact a human being. A guard notices that you're not in your anchorite's cell, and helpfully shoves you into it, locking the door.

After a while, some young acolytes come to you, asking for advice about dealing with impure thoughts.


bop dem
3

You bop several before poky halberds in soft spots encourage you to stop moving. You end up in a cell. Not an anchorite's cell though. Just a regular police one.


DOUBLE DOWN ON IT
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You get a good night's sleep, then try singing some masses. Maybe it's just the acoustics of your cell, but they sound really awesome. You practice diligently, and your voice improves.

+1 to singing rolls

GET OUT THE BIG HAMMER AND THE GIANT NAIL AND BUST OUT, LOOKS LIKE I'LL NEED TO WRITE THESE THESES...ON THE POPE'S FACE!!!
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You pull out a massive hammer and nail. You attempt to break down your cell door, but somehow end up nailed to it.

This is something of a setback for your program of radical reform.

"WHAT THE FRICK?! I AM WAY TOO MUCH OF A DEBASED SINNER FOR THIS!"   

QUICKLY, FIND SOME APPROPRIATE OBJECT AND BEGIN TO SELF-FLAGELLATE WHILST FREESTYLING PRAYERS!
PURIFY THE FLESH!   
   
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You cover yourself in dirt then start whipping yourself with a length of rope while praising every saint you can think of. Hours later, you pass out from exhaustion and holiness.

Impressed by your devotion, a high-ranking cardinal comes to you for advice on a Vatican cocaine scandal. Will you involve yourself in human affairs?



Devestator, CABL, Yoink, Egan_BW, Angry Demon Noises, Naturegirl and King Zultan have found Solitude.

King Zultan, Angry Demon Noises and Yoink have achieved self-flagellation.
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Re: ROLL TO ANCHORITE
« Reply #21 on: March 17, 2020, 07:43:44 pm »

fukkem, beat down door
and start crusade to reclaim the shiny stick
« Last Edit: March 17, 2020, 07:45:18 pm by Egan_BW »
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Re: ROLL TO ANCHORITE
« Reply #22 on: March 17, 2020, 07:52:58 pm »

Use my voice to induce rapturous delirium in the form of rap hymnals.

It begins!
« Last Edit: March 17, 2020, 08:14:15 pm by Devastator »
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Re: ROLL TO ANCHORITE
« Reply #23 on: March 17, 2020, 08:35:00 pm »

“Impure thoughts can be many different things, and thus, different ones might require different eradication techniques. If you don’t mind, can you give more information on the impure thoughts you have? Then I will be able to help you”
« Last Edit: March 17, 2020, 11:57:34 pm by Naturegirl1999 »
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Re: ROLL TO ANCHORITE
« Reply #24 on: March 17, 2020, 11:55:21 pm »

Honk to stop the launch of the rocket.
Escape to the Anchorites' cells.
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Re: ROLL TO ANCHORITE
« Reply #25 on: March 18, 2020, 01:40:05 am »

TRY TO USE THE POWER OF MY BURNING BED TO CREATE A CHEMISTRY SET.
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Re: ROLL TO ANCHORITE
« Reply #27 on: March 18, 2020, 03:11:19 am »

HAUL MY BED BACK AND FORTH ACROSS THE ROUGH STONE FLOOR TO ACCOMPANY DESTATOR'S LEGENDARY PERFORMANCE
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Re: ROLL TO ANCHORITE
« Reply #28 on: March 18, 2020, 07:09:06 am »

"UHH, I'M GONNA HAVE TO MEDITATE ON THAT AND GET BACK TO YOU, CHIEF"   



CHECK INVENTORY FOR BIBLE!
IF HAVE NO BIBLE, ASK THIS CARDINAL DUDE FOR ONE BEFORE HE LEAVES   
ALSO PAPER AND WRITING STUFF IF I DON'T HAVE THOSE   


WHATEVER THE CASE, BEGIN COMPOSING HANDWRITTEN EXTRA CHAPTER OF BIBLE DETAILING JUDAS'S EPIC, FEAR AND LOATHING-ESQUE DRUG BINGE ACROSS THE DESERT(S)       
MAYBE FLICK THROUGH REST OF BOOK TOO, TO GET A FEEL FOR THE THEME? NAH, STUFF IT, REST OF BOOK KINDA DRY ANYWAY. LET'S WRITE THIS IN MY OWN, TOTALLY RAD STYLE. WE WANT TO WIN THE HEARTS OF THE YOUTH AFTER ALL   
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Booze is Life for Yoink

To deprive him of Drink is to steal divinity from God.
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Re: ROLL TO ANCHORITE
« Reply #29 on: March 18, 2020, 07:23:53 am »

PROTECT THE POPE
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