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Author Topic: ROLL TO ANCHORITE  (Read 25042 times)

Devastator

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Re: ROLL TO ANCHORITE
« Reply #180 on: April 20, 2020, 10:54:32 pm »

Become the cloistered king of the stone snakes.  Use them for good.
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« Reply #181 on: April 21, 2020, 12:56:35 am »

...Wait, isn't the warp like outside the Materium? Like an alternate universe? Aren't we uh, supposed to not be affected by those devices? But wait, the warp's formed by the emotional thoughts, but we're also outside of time, like the whole point of the Warp is that there's no actual rules. How would some techno garbage even make a rule like that...Unless, its not really preventing time travel and timeline quackery, but psychically preventing use through the subconscious. Therefore, the concept of "Time travel" is now universally agreed to be impossible, leading to the Warp Not being able to work. Or Tzeentch forgot that by basically having a monopoly on time travel, we technically can do anything with time...Ugh, this is getting confusing.
Also, wait, escape into this dimension? Escape into the materium? Wut. I thought we were supposed to subsume the materium into The warp, or just get all the mortals to really commit change so that all the other chaos gods are subsumed and...Wait, aren't they doing this already? Causing change and chaos throughout time itself?
Damn it, sometimes even being a literal representation of maniacal plotting and chaotic change really isn't enough to parse what your goals actually are. Or how you failed.
Call up some other interdimensional plotters and planners to parse out what the fuck's going on. It's really confusing, and due to being stuck in time out, I don't really have anything else to do. I don't even know why I wanted to do the Quail wars, like wasn't that supposed to defeat the Time Gease and the Duck lords? They got destroyed anyways. Ugh, this is going to be long.
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Re: ROLL TO ANCHORITE
« Reply #182 on: April 21, 2020, 02:00:55 am »

PRACTICE CHRISTIANITY UNDERSEA UNTIL 70% OF EARTH IS COVERED BY HOLY WATER
RESUME POSTMORTEM ANCHORISM IN THE TITANIC


edit:THE TITANIC MONASTERY IS MAINTAINED BY TAPIR BOILERMEN SKELETONS
« Last Edit: April 21, 2020, 02:10:10 am by coalboat »
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« Reply #183 on: April 21, 2020, 05:58:43 am »

Go to the distant continent of North America and spread the glory of MY SCIENTIFIC GENIUS to everyone there and revolutionize all of the Americas with the power of SCIENCE!
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Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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CABL

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Re: ROLL TO ANCHORITE
« Reply #184 on: April 22, 2020, 08:58:45 am »

Just honk and harass a random group of people. We might not control Manchester just yet, but we still gotta uphold our attitude.

Oh shit, this is the last turn! Establish a goose mafia in Manchester's outskirts, then take over the city when humans show any weakness!
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Re: ROLL TO ANCHORITE
« Reply #185 on: April 23, 2020, 03:41:10 pm »

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You close your eyes and pretend it's not happening. The Time Geese then apparently decide to see if the frankly rather ill-concieved space vessel you're on will actually work, given that modern rocket technology has been replaced by attempts to achieve escape velocity through centrifugal force. Naturally, nobody actually wants to risk their lives on the massive brick sphere designed to be hurled into space by a dynamo, so nobody gets on, and you're left undisturbed.

Unbelievably, instead of slicing the vessel in half, or breaking free and rolling away across the country, the dynamo actually picks up the brick spaceship you're in and launches it into space. Somehow, the change in velocity doesn't break it or you, and you soar away into a nice low orbit. So now you're in an airtight brick sphere with plentiful supplies of water, food and oxygen, in space. Is that Alt-F4 enough?

Yes.

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Re: ROLL TO ANCHORITE
« Reply #186 on: April 24, 2020, 12:52:40 am »

The next turn will be the last one.

RETREAT BACK INTO RELIGIOUS SECLUSION, LIGHT LOTS OF CANDLES AND PRAY THAT THE ABOVE IS NOT SO       

REGARDLESS WHETHER PRAYERS ARE ANSWERED, ALSO ORDER ART SUPPLIES AND REPRISE MY IDEA OF BADASS SERIES OF BIBLICAL COMIC BOOKS/GRAPHIC NOVELS, REINVENTING MAIN CHARACTERS AS HARDBITTEN SUPERHEROES LADEN WITH RIPPLING MUSCLES AND HAVE GRATUITOUSLY VIOLENT SCENES SUCH AS ONE WHERE JESUS SPEAR-TACKLES PONTIUS PILATE THROUGH A SKYLIGHT
   
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Re: ROLL TO ANCHORITE
« Reply #188 on: May 06, 2020, 12:39:35 pm »

Continue to corrupt whatever remains of the vatican into Buddhism, through the method of feline seduction.  And the pope.  The pope will probably be the most useful tool here, but don't forget the cats.

oh fuck you

i thought it would be the final turn
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Re: ROLL TO ANCHORITE
« Reply #189 on: May 06, 2020, 12:42:12 pm »

Continue to corrupt whatever remains of the vatican into Buddhism, through the method of feline seduction.  And the pope.  The pope will probably be the most useful tool here, but don't forget the cats.

oh fuck you

i thought it would be the final turn
what’s wrong? According to NJW, it is the final turn
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NJW2000

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Re: ROLL TO ANCHORITE
« Reply #190 on: May 06, 2020, 02:10:45 pm »

Eh, so this still exists. Right, final turn this week then.
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Re: ROLL TO ANCHORITE
« Reply #191 on: May 08, 2020, 01:29:38 am »

-snip-

oh fuck you

i thought it would be the final turn
what’s wrong? According to NJW, it is the final turn

0cra was mad because I bumped the thread after it not moving for over a week.  He expected NJW posting the finale, but it was me, syv.

He'll probably be mad that I'm now doing it again.

coalboat

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« Reply #192 on: May 08, 2020, 01:32:10 am »

He'll probably be mad that I'm now doing it again.

I'M MAD AT SYVARRIS TOO
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« Reply #193 on: May 08, 2020, 01:33:36 am »

"We're all mad here."
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« Reply #194 on: May 08, 2020, 06:55:07 am »

I’m not mad, it’s a finale, it will take time
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