Start absorbing all the air nearby to make sure I am never unable to breath, even when there isn't any air. As it's absorbed, more should come to me due to air rushing in to replace it.
Asphyxiation and drowning are now impossible for you.
Grab the two Ogre fingers and take them to a witch so she can make a magical spell to track the Ogre.
(6) Lucky you. Upon leaving the cave you find a witch more or less on the move looking for various ingredients. You inquire about tracking the owner of the fingers, to which she seems happy to help.
(4) You detect an odor, undoubtedly ogre. It seems your sense of smell has been massively improved.
Try to figure out where I am.
Name:Sir Talis
Description:A brave soul who was inspired by the stories of knights in shining armor. Sir Talis does his best to live up to these heroes, and has sworn to follow the path of a paladin. This may be more challenging than it is for most however, since he’s also an ordinarily-sized garter snake.
Abilities:A borderline-harmless bite and other abilities possessed by a common garter snake.
Inventory:None.
It's pretty dark here, and there's a lot of people running around and screaming.
(3) Due to the darkness and the crowd, the only things you seem to be able to identify are the sweaty ogre fingers wrapped around you, and the safe, purple bird, and somehow-bipedal zebra in the back.
Out of apparently nowhere shots are fired, and you are dropped to the floor.
Quick shoot the ogres with the AK before they can react.
Name: Blarg
Description: A zebraman that's wearing a suit.
Abilities: Good with a gun
Inventory:
Six gallons of different milks and energy drinks
Four pounds of candy and ice cream
$4,023,185
Handgun
Golf club
Ammo and mags for the handgun
Car that doesn't look like my car but is my car
AK-47
Ammo and mags for AK-47
Some kind of hockey mask
(Shooting the gun vs ogre: 5+1(ability)v4) Your shots don't quite kill the ogres, but they curl up into giant sweaty balls in pain, dropping everything in the process.
Name: Caw
Description: A crow with purple feathers
Abilities: The purple feathers on Caw’s body allow her to know what creatures who touch her feathers are thinking. She can also send thoughts of hers to anyone touching her feathers. She can see decently in the dark.
Inventory: Nothing yet
Things Learned: Human 1: male, works at a bank, hates his job there, and he seems to dislike her/crows
Human 2: Has a detailed plan to rob the bank, doesn't mind my presence, fears the dark, has a son in need of an organ transplant
You watch as the ogres topple over in pain and everything they were carrying falls to the floor.
Vuth looks for more alcoholic beverages.
Name: Vuth Jiksat
Description: A not-quite-muscular, not-quite-wimpy dwarf with a twenty foot long blue beard. Obsessed with blueberries.
Abilities: Charismatic.
Inventory: Set of clothes, woodcarving knife, balsam wood figurine of a rather warped-looking elf, approximately half-empty bag of blueberries, empty wineskin.
(3) No luck as far as drinks go, but you find plants you can brew some with if you want.
Put on a comically oversized, bright orange tophat and announce to the parade that I am running for President of Space!
Name: Aaron Delano Varkus.
Description: A six limbed furry intelligent primate. Highly social. Fur is forest green. Eyes are amber. Ears are cat-like.
Abilities: spess pilot, catering, scrounging. navigation, small arms and dualwielding machetes, mild empathic sense
Inventory: spess pilot license. Rock candy (1 bag: 50 pieces). two sharp machetes. Machete holsters. backpack. Rations. one pellet gun for use on spess ship. One flechette gun for use on less fragile environments. several dozen nudie magazines, in poor condition. Stimsticks (like cigarrettes, only worse in every way), lighter. Spare socks. four fingerless gloves (one for each handpaw). Glowsticks (11)
additional loot: captive rebels, stolen plans, 1,000,000 space creds, weapon and armor blueprints (including lightsaber), map of almost the whole galaxy.
(5) Everyone cheers all the louder. Except for a blue bird who seemed to have been thinking a moment ago.
This guy was more interesting when he was telling stories. Try to think of a way to rain on his parade, so that he starts doing interesting things again.
Name: Caaw
Description: A supernatural crow with iridescent blue feathers. This species grows and develops differently depending on its diet, which consists of anomalies.
Powers:
Absorb: Consumes an Anomaly or Magical object and stores its Hue. Ideally the consumed object should be small enough to be physically swallowed. Other objects can be consumed, but the process may be more involved.
Mutate: Expends a stored Hue to gain a new Power of a nature matching that Hue.
Space Shell: Caaw's blue plumage has an effect which distorts spacetime, making the space that he physically inhabits technically a pocket universe which he can translate at-will at an unlimited speed, effectively allowing him to travel to any place in the universe so long as he can navigate to it. This shell also protects him from hazardous environments, such as vacuum, environmental toxins, or extreme temperatures.
Alter Hue: Can be used to either slightly alter the characteristics of an object, such as making it slightly more warm or changing its color, or to take a characteristic from an object and apply it to another, such as copying the solid, unyielding structure of steel onto a pane of air, creating solidified air. Caaw must be able to touch both the modified object and the object being copied from. Has no effect on Anomalous objects, or ones which have had their characteristics "locked down" in some way.
Inventory: Nay!
Hue: None
Your thoughts are interrupted by an announcement made by the creature that he is running for President of Space.
"UHHHHHH"
FALL TO KNEES WITH JOYOUS TEARS IN EYES
PREPARE TO WELCOME GLORIOUS NEW BREAD OVERLORD (OVERLOAF?) TO OUR MORTAL WORLD
(3) You fall to your knees with such force that you almost topple onto your face.
You open the oven door and...
(6) The loaf tackles you onto your back and begins...purring?
Known locations:
City (suffering from power loss)
City Bank: Caw, Blarg and Sir Talis
Downtown office supplies store
Blarg’s house
Airport (On the edge of the city)
Gas station (just outside city limits)
Pawn shop
Colossal Panther Inn (located in a town)
Barn (within the town's outskirts)
Druid-governed settlement
Forest (between the city, town, and Druid-mini-town with the city being on the south side, the Druid settlement being more towards the east and the town being to the northwest of the settlement): Vuth, Spore and Tim
Spore’s house
Mountains (way up in the north. About three dozen miles' hike or so from the forest)
Ogre Cave: Gloneich and Grozhar
Floralruption (a different planet)
Ess Tee Dee V (another planet)
Capital City of (name not known): Aaron and Caaw
Casino
Beach
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