"Come on guys I could really use some help."
Get that remote thing that turned out to be a tazer and stick it to the robot and shock the crap out of it, also try to fix my hearing.
Name: Blarg
Description: A zebraman that's wearing a suit.
Abilities: Good with a gun
Followers:
A dwarf with an axe
Inventory:
Six gallons of different milks and energy drinks
Four pounds of candy and ice cream
$4,023,185
Handgun
Golf club
Ammo and mags for the handgun
Car that doesn't look like my car but is my car
AK-47
Ammo and mags for AK-47
Some kind of hockey mask
Device that kinda looks like a remote
some gold ingots
My audio sensor has been repaired. What's this about cookies?"
P4 continues to maintain the pin, but is momentarily distracted by the dwarf's comment on milk.
Zebra vs Panther: 5v4 (-1 for distraction) Blaargh whips out the remote and sticks it to the robot’s head and pushes a button. (4) A small burst of electricity shoots into the robot and disrupts its hearing all over again. Also it’s sight goes out and it becomes paralyzed temporarily.
(4) Zebra Man also gets most of his hearing back.
The Dwarf is momentarily surprised by this.
”What sort of device is that? May I see it?”Get kind of annoyed and start speeding through traffic to get to the party.
Looks to the driver worriedly as we speed through traffic.
(4) (jeez what’s up with all the 4’s?) The driver manages to avoid crashing front end first into the planet.
The two of you have arrived.
Since the panther’s pinning the zebra, perch on top of its head and figure out why it’s fighting the zebra, robots don’t need food, so this can’t be a hunt
(1) You completely miss the head. Lucky you though, cause you would have been fried with the electricity that just got shot through it otherwise.
Party.
You dance, have snacks and enjoy yourself until you feel a car *almost* slam into the ground.
Take a breather from all the aprtygoing excitement and check on the galactic state of affairs. any impending cosmic calamities to deal with? Space Eels? Alien invasions? Rain?
Name: Aaron Delano Varkus.
Description: A six limbed furry intelligent primate. Highly social. Fur is forest green. Eyes are amber. Ears are cat-like.
Abilities: spess pilot, catering, scrounging. navigation, small arms and dualwielding machetes, mild empathic sense
Inventory: spess pilot license. Rock candy (1 bag: 50 pieces). two sharp machetes. Machete holsters. backpack. Rations. one pellet gun for use on spess ship. One flechette gun for use on less fragile environments. several dozen nudie magazines, in poor condition. Stimsticks (like cigarrettes, only worse in every way), lighter. Spare socks. four fingerless gloves (one for each handpaw). Glowsticks (11)
additional loot: 1,000,000 space creds, weapon and armor blueprints (including lightsaber), map of almost the whole galaxy.
1) Earthlike planet with my people
2) Rock world of mineral eating bugs (like meteors). They can separate profitable minerals from their food easily. Mining machine is excelling.
3) Jungle with carnivorous plant people - looks like they'll feel better now that they have a role as security for the party
4) ocean. Fish people - don't like visitors. I bet that King of Mass got to them
5) Ess Tee Dee IV: beach resort world
6) forested planet suitable for party
King of Space: Me
King of Time: friendly
King of Energy: Friendly
King of Mass: rude
(3) Yeah...a dumb little space eel has been seen. It’s a little one but hey at least it’s something different.
Known locations:
City (south of the forest)
City Bank (): Grozhar
Downtown office supplies store
Blarg’s house
Airport (On the edge of the city)
Gas station (just outside city limits)
Pawn shop
Water Tower (where it used to be anyway): Spore
Hospital (west side of city):
Dwarven City-Fortress (directly under the city on the surface): P4-Nth-Err, Caw
Fallen water tower
Trading post: Blaargh
Mine: Tim
Town (north of the forest)
Colossal Panther Inn
Barn (within the town's outskirts)
Druid-governed settlement (east of the forest)
Forest: Vuth
Spore’s house
Mountains (way up in the north. About three dozen miles' hike or so from the forest)
Ogre Cave: Gloneich
Other Planets:
Floralruption (a different planet)
Ess Tee Dee V (another planet)
Capital City of (name not known)
Casino
Beach
Earth-like planet: Caaw
Rock world
Jungle planet
Ocean world
Forest planet (not tropical): Aaron, Sir Talis, Mortus and Cibl
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