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Voting closed: June 12, 2020, 05:45:36 pm

[SuperDino85]

((Anyone else wanna post an action? I’ll give you guys an extra week.))

[Ozarck]

Conga line and flashing lights? arrange a Disco competition. First prize, this cool lazersword I found a while back. Second prize: free trip to the luxury planet of your choice! Third prize: a warm fuzzy blanket and five pair of colorful; socks, all with the Party Logo emblazoned on them (a monkey drinking beer and a duck passed out under the table).

[SuperDino85]

"I have nothing to do with the water tower, also what the hell is that damned music?"
Words.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Name: Blarg
Description: A zebraman that's wearing a suit.
Abilities: Good with a gun
Followers:
 A dwarf with an axe
Inventory:
 Six gallons of different milks and energy drinks
 Four pounds of candy and ice cream
 $4,023,185
 Handgun
 Golf club
 Ammo and mags for the handgun
 Car that doesn't look like my car but is my car
 AK-47
 Ammo and mags for AK-47
 Some kind of hockey mask
 Device that kinda looks like a remote
 some gold ingots

"This music is completely inappropriate for the situation. I want it to stop..."
Be extremely cross about this sudden interruption. Maybe whatever force is responsible will notice.

The dwarf agrees with the two of you on this and adds his own complaint: ”Yeah and the lights are bright and ugly. I say we look for whatever is causing this and shut it off. Who’s with me?”

Conga line and flashing lights? arrange a Disco competition. First prize, this cool lazersword I found a while back. Second prize: free trip to the luxury planet of your choice! Third prize: a warm fuzzy blanket and five pair of colorful; socks, all with the Party Logo emblazoned on them (a monkey drinking beer and a duck passed out under the table).

Conga to the music yelling "This is an omen! The gods want us to commence maximum conga line" in a rallying voice.

CONGA LINE AND DISCO COMPETITION BEGIIIIIIIINN!!

[King Zultan]

"These lights seem like they could cause a seizure and this music is annoying as hell, I feel it is our civic duty to do something about them."
See if I can determent where the lights and music are coming from so we can get rid of it.

[Dustan Hache]

"Agreed. This is intolerable for most situations. It must be stopped."
Find and put a end to the source of this inappropriate partying problem!

[SuperDino85]

((Sorry guys, I’m not feeling well and I just got back from a birthday party. The turn will be posted next week))

[Ozarck]

If the guys who are dissatisfied with the conga and disco situation cause a scene, invite them to organize another musical show. Aaron D. Varkus wants his guests to have all the good times!

[SuperDino85]

"These lights seem like they could cause a seizure and this music is annoying as hell, I feel it is our civic duty to do something about them."
See if I can determent where the lights and music are coming from so we can get rid of it.

"Agreed. This is intolerable for most situations. It must be stopped."
Find and put a end to the source of this inappropriate partying problem!

The dwarf wishes you luck and stays behind to keep the other dwarves from panicking.

3 (Blaarg) + 1 (P4nth3r) The two of you don’t have much luck determining the source, but you do notice colorful cones from the light spots that seem to point towards the same vague area, which is the sky for you.

If the guys who are dissatisfied with the conga and disco situation cause a scene, invite them to organize another musical show. Aaron D. Varkus wants his guests to have all the good times!

(Ehhh...are you referring to Blaarg and the robot? Cause they’re not actually at the party themselves.)

[King Zultan]

"It must be coming from an aircraft or maybe some kind of experimental spacecraft, but no matter where it comes from there must be a way to stop it."
See if I can't find a telescope or an observatory, then use it to see where the lights are coming from.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Name: Blarg
Description: A zebraman that's wearing a suit.
Abilities: Good with a gun
Followers:
 A dwarf with an axe
Inventory:
 Six gallons of different milks and energy drinks
 Four pounds of candy and ice cream
 $4,023,185
 Handgun
 Golf club
 Ammo and mags for the handgun
 Car that doesn't look like my car but is my car
 AK-47
 Ammo and mags for AK-47
 Some kind of hockey mask
 Device that kinda looks like a remote
 some gold ingots

[Yoink]

WIGGLE FURIOUSLY, ESCAPE FROM CHAIR I AM TIED TO   

[Dustan Hache]

use the power of my internet connection to help zebraman triangulate it Via multiple public observatory networks!

[Naturegirl1999]

((Sorry for being away for so long))
Fly towards the source oc the light, it must be on the surface

[SuperDino85]

((Well originally I was going to terminate this but it seems like a horrible place to end off so I’m instead going to post the turn later today and see if it’ll revive))

[SuperDino85]

"It must be coming from an aircraft or maybe some kind of experimental spacecraft, but no matter where it comes from there must be a way to stop it."
See if I can't find a telescope or an observatory, then use it to see where the lights are coming from.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Name: Blarg
Description: A zebraman that's wearing a suit.
Abilities: Good with a gun
Followers:
 A dwarf with an axe
Inventory:
 Six gallons of different milks and energy drinks
 Four pounds of candy and ice cream
 $4,023,185
 Handgun
 Golf club
 Ammo and mags for the handgun
 Car that doesn't look like my car but is my car
 AK-47
 Ammo and mags for AK-47
 Some kind of hockey mask
 Device that kinda looks like a remote
 some gold ingots

use the power of my internet connection to help zebraman triangulate it Via multiple public observatory networks!

The two of you find an observatory and get to work. (5) Your combined efforts lead you along the path of the lights and to another planet entirely, which seems to be slightly bouncing around in rhythm with the music.

WIGGLE FURIOUSLY, ESCAPE FROM CHAIR I AM TIED TO   

(3) Your fierce wiggling is enough to break the back of the chair off, allowing you to move on your own again, though said back of chair is still tied to you.

((Sorry for being away for so long))
Fly towards the source oc the light, it must be on the surface

Much like the zebra man and the robot cat a little bit ago, you fly to the surface to find colorful light cones pointing at the sky.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

   Known locations:
City (south of the forest)
    City Bank (): Grozhar
    Downtown office supplies store
    Blarg’s house
    Airport (On the edge of the city)
    Gas station (just outside city limits)
    Pawn shop
    Water Tower (where it used to be anyway): Spore
    Hospital (west side of city):

Dwarven City-Fortress (directly under the city on the surface): P4-Nth-Err, Caw
    Fallen water tower
    Trading post: Blaargh
    Mine: Tim

Town (north of the forest)
    Colossal Panther Inn
    Barn (within the town's outskirts)

Druid-governed settlement (east of the forest)

Forest: Vuth
    Spore’s house

Mountains (way up in the north. About three dozen miles' hike or so from the forest)
   Ogre Cave: Gloneich


Other Planets:

Floralruption (a different planet)

Ess Tee Dee V (another planet)
   Capital City of (name not known)
   Casino
   Beach

Earth-like planet: Caaw

Rock world

Jungle planet

Ocean world

Forest planet (not tropical): Aaron, Sir Talis, Mortus and Cibl

(Colorful neon lights are currently blinking everywhere and catchy party music can be heard no matter where you go)

[Naturegirl1999]

Attempt to find the source of the lights