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Author Topic: Haspen Plays Stellaris!  (Read 46001 times)

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Haspen Plays Stellaris!
« on: June 07, 2020, 03:17:28 am »

It's like Europa Universalis 3, but cooler.

Or hotter, depending on what type your home system's star is.

I have all the content DLCs, up and to including the newest one, Galactic Paragons.

Stay tuned as we will soon begin our adventures as United States of Earth, a Militarist Egalitarian Materialist Human empire. We bring them freedom or we bring them big sticks, YEE-HAW!

United States of Earth (Human, Militarist Egalitarian Materialist, Democracy) (abandoned, save malfunction)
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Mrsshan Empire (Mrsshan, Militarist Authoritarian Xenophile, Imperial) (abandoned, save incompatibility)
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Union of Soviet Socialist Star Republics (Soviet, Authoritarian Fanatic Materialist, Oligarchy) (abandoned, save incompatibility)
Episode 001: Poyekhali! (Chairman Alexandr Ivanov)
Chronicles of Galactic Empire (Human, Authoritarian Militarist Xenophobe, Imperial): (abandoned, save incompatibility)
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Wulveran High Kingdom (Wulver, Authoritarian Militarist Materialist, Dictatorship): (abandoned, save incompatibility)

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Order of the Silent Mainframe (Humans?, Fanatic Spiritualist Militarist, Dictatorship):
Chapter 001: The Silicon Gospel of the Mainframe Cathedral
Chapter 002: A New Temple for the Glory of the Silent Mainframe
Chapter 003: The Ears of the Others are Deaf to the Binary Chants
Chapter 004: The Path to Godhood is Littered with False Promises and Broken Metal
Chapter 005: When the Favors of the Random Number God are Against the Heatens
Chapter 006: Battle Signals at the Border Between the Pit of Fear and Summit of Power
Chapter 007: The Blessings of the Random Number God are Infinite in Their Benevolence
Chapter 008: Turning Inwards to Pursue the Matters of Material Prosperity and Spiritual Enlightenment
Chapter 009: The Shining Beacon of Great Optimism and Unwavering Faith
Chapter 010: Approaching Perfection: The Compromise Between the Flesh and the Machine
Chapter 011: Approaching Perfection: The Approximations of the Silicon Skin and the Bones of Alloy
Chapter 012: Approaching Perfection: Discarding Others for the Subprocessors and Their Oracles
Chapter 013: Approaching Perfection: Assimilation of the Lesser Flesh, Piercing the Outsider Veil, and the Inundation of the Nanite
Chapter 014: Approaching Perfection: Carving the Path of Progress on the Surfaces of Lithoid Wreckage
Chapter 015: Perfection - The Holy Union of the Flesh and the Machine
Chapter 016: Singularity of Perfection Comes Through the Chorus of Differences
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Re: Haspen Plays Stellaris!
« Reply #1 on: June 07, 2020, 03:18:18 am »

PTW the adventures of Soldier in space ;v
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« Reply #2 on: June 07, 2020, 04:48:08 am »

PTW
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Re: Haspen Plays Stellaris!
« Reply #3 on: June 07, 2020, 06:02:01 am »

Episode 001: To The Stars!

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« Reply #4 on: June 07, 2020, 10:54:12 am »

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« Reply #5 on: June 11, 2020, 07:35:56 am »

Episode 002: Survey Wonders and Chairman Elections

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« Reply #6 on: June 14, 2020, 11:42:52 am »

Episode 003: Tales of Distant Worlds

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« Reply #7 on: June 16, 2020, 12:57:34 pm »

Episode 004: To Boldly Go Where No-One Has Gone Before

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Re: Haspen Plays Stellaris!
« Reply #8 on: June 19, 2020, 09:41:39 am »

Thank Armok that President Hulk Hogan died after the first couple updates.  I had to stop reading.

Glad to see you're doing an LP for Stellaris.  It's a game that really could benefit from another LP, especially if you can get to the Endgame.

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« Reply #9 on: June 19, 2020, 09:51:33 am »

Thank Armok that President Hulk Hogan died after the first couple updates.  I had to stop reading.

What are you talking about BROTHA!?

I MIGHT BE RETIRED BUT MY SPIRIT'S STILL THERE, OH YEEEAH!
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« Reply #10 on: June 20, 2020, 08:48:59 am »

Episode 005: The Admiral and the Madmen

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« Reply #11 on: June 22, 2020, 02:46:49 pm »

Episode 006: Meet Your Neighbours

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« Reply #12 on: June 22, 2020, 08:35:32 pm »

Hm, a new warship and declining relations with the Cynur?

THERE SHALL BE WAR!

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« Reply #13 on: June 23, 2020, 05:49:20 am »

Why do the Cynur not like us, and why do they keep opening and closing their borders to us?
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« Reply #14 on: June 23, 2020, 06:19:33 am »

Civics difference. If you have as little as one opposite civic (Materialism - Spiritualism, Militarism - Pacifism, Egalitarian - Authocratic), it tends to sour initial relations. Borders open/closed is the first sign your relations are improving/deteriorating. Xenophiles like almost everybody and Xenophobes hate almost everybody, with mutual hatred being the most intense.

Cynur being Materialists and Xenophiles is marred by the fact that they're in fact an Elective Monarchy, which is classified as Dictatorship, a mildly-Authocratic governmental option.
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