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British Star Empire (IMPERIALISM, HO!)

Ur-Quan Hierarchy (WE CLEANSE)

Wulver High Kingdom (Dorfs but IN SPACE!)

Syreen Serene Nation (Syra is doomed and we gotta scram ASAP)

[Loud Whispers]

xaplo gang gang

[King Zultan]

Well shit we seem to have lost all of our old people.

Also we seemed to have found Earth during WWII, if only we were closer we could change the coarse of the war.

[EuchreJack]

Well shit we seem to have lost all of our old people.

Also we seemed to have found Earth during WWII, if only we were closer we could change the coarse of the war.

Eh, that is one war that I'm overall happy with the results.  Egalitarians beating the Autocracy is fine by me.

[Loud Whispers]

Eh, that is one war that I'm overall happy with the results.  Egalitarians beating the Autocracy is fine by me.

Lizard man technocracy infiltration is however, the optimum outcome of WWII

[King Zultan]

Well shit we seem to have lost all of our old people.

Also we seemed to have found Earth during WWII, if only we were closer we could change the coarse of the war.

Eh, that is one war that I'm overall happy with the results.  Egalitarians beating the Autocracy is fine by me.

But we could roll in there, kill the Nazis, reveal our selves to everyone and be like look at us we're the good guys we saved the day by killing the bad guys.

[Haspen]

What?

No no no, if two factions of natives are fighting, that makes conquest and enslaving of the population even easier.

Don't you guys read history books?

[Loud Whispers]

What?

No no no, if two factions of natives are fighting, that makes conquest and enslaving of the population even easier.

Don't you guys read history books?

We're not conquering them, we're enthusiastically protecting them from other conquerors

[King Zultan]

What?

No no no, if two factions of natives are fighting, that makes conquest and enslaving of the population even easier.

Don't you guys read history books?

We're not conquering them, we're enthusiastically protecting them from other conquerors

See we're the good guys and they should gladly do anything we say.

[Loud Whispers]

See we're the good guys and they should gladly do anything we say.

UTOPIA IS MANDATORY

[EuchreJack]

Congratulations, you now live in a Utopia.  Any discussion of it not being a Utopia are punishable by death.  Have a great day!

[Haspen]

Episode 011: Mostly Research Panels In This One

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

With Destroyers being a thing of the present, we will require much more alloys than we've produced before to sustain spaceship production.

We're already harvesting Volatile Motes required for the running of Mega-Forges.



Within next three days, the Imperial Spaceship Design Bureau presents us the blueprints for the Raguz-class Destroyer.

With triple UV lasers and double flak, high shield and armor ratings, it is made to deal with the enemy fortifications and fighter wings.

Each Raguz costs 257 Alloys to construct, and we're hoping to have at least 3 of each in both of our Imperial Fleets.



We've just received news from the Galactic Community that the Buzzword Standarization has passed.

The higher bureaucrat upkeep is nothing compared to the benefits of this law.




Emperor Mrsshan, in his old age, fears what might happen to the heiress of the Empire if she isn't properly educated, and the same goes to her descendants.

The Privy Council has been thus restored, but in different capacity - instead of being a ministerial body, chaired by powerful noblemen, it will now be filled with advisors and teachers.

This in turn allows Emperor Mrsshan to concentrate on expanding the Empire, making it an Interstellar Dominion.

May nothing or no one stand in our way!



A report sent by Scientist Aja Trsshani of ISS Ritani has got the Emperor curious.

He has ordered that the data storage devices are to be recovered and studied by ISS Ritani's crew, as the boxes might be historiographical or computer data, which could be of immense value to our scientists.



What Gursshia Mersshani proposes is something that our field scientists couldn't disagree more. Wormholes being stable enough to allow travel of large mass objects?

Yet Gursshia Mersshani's calculations and schematics intrigued the elderly Emperor Mrsshan Mrsshani, who personally greenlighted Gursshia Mersshani's project.

One way or another, we will learn of the results in about 4 years.



In a move as provocative as it is bold, Imperial Senate, in the name of Emperor Mrsshan, has laid claim to two of Ess'Jaggon's star systems.

"More claims will be announced on later date." Said the Senate Spokesman Dershewan Dershewani in an interview with P3 radio hosts.



Mega-Forge Complex blueprints are now in print.

This prompted the Department of Engineering to focus on mineral purification methods.

More minerals means more alloys we can forge out of them.



An Imperial Edict has been issued on the same day, allowing for upgrade of Alloy Forges on Raxyssha.

The planet is slowly becoming our resource and industry center.



Scientist Aja Trsshani has sent her final report on the black boxes of Hirschmal IV. These are brain scans.

Crown Princess Mrsshania has personally asked that the patterns be stored for safekeeping.

"Mrsshani species have made many of native animals extinct on Mirr, and brought them back via cloning." She reasoned. "Wouldn't it be a point of pride for our xenobiologists if we would be able to ressurect one that is alien?"



Alien weaponry caches and military structures? Don't mind if I do!

This project was given the highest priority by the Emperor himself.



One of the most important regulations is now being debated upon the Galactic Senate's floor.

We wholeheartedly support it - after all, we have the greatest diplomatic weight in the Galaxy!



The newest archeological dig within our borders is progressing slowly.

That helps stoke our thirst for knowing what's on the bottom even more.



With mineral purification methods perfected (or so we believe), once again the Engineering Department seeks orders from the Emperor.

It has been settled that we ought to speed up our corvette production. These agile ships form the backbone of our Imperial Fleets, after all.



Not even 6 years have passed since the death of Empress Mirsha, and our beloved Emperor, Mrsshan Mrsshani, has joined his sister.

He was old and popular, but the funeral procession on Mirr lacked both the pomp and the crowds that showed up during Mirsha's funeral.

Crown Princess Mrsshania has ascended the Throne of Mrsshan Empire at the very young age of 24. She's the youngest Empress in our modern history.



In an uncommon but not unseen political move, Empress Mrsshania has made her husband, Mrsshan Zarshewan, as the heir to the Imperial Throne.

If he passes away before her, one of their future children will become a heir (or heiress). If she dies first, her husband will be able to rule the Empire for a bit longer to give their children time to grow.

It is a win-win for the Mrsshan ship of state, really.



With Refit Standards being done, we can concentrate on something else.

Quite a few of our colonial planets have active volcano or two on their surface.

With Deep-Crust Engineering knowledge, we can get rid of those, and expand our districts even further.



Corvette construction has been standarized, but how about we strengthen their hulls?

Empress Mrsshania is of the same thought, and gave the Engineering Department a green light to pursue the project.



"In a televised speech to the Empire, Empress Mrsshania Mrsshani has proclaimed the Ess'Jaggon's unbending will to obstruct Mrsshani growth and expansion. Using warlike terms, she has promised to her subjects that our stellar neighbours will never again do that..."

Construction order lists for Kajam shipyards show that at least 4 Raguz-class Destroyers and 4 Mafuz-class Corvettes were scheduled in past three years.

Are we heading toward the path of war?? Many of the older officers within the Empire have no doubt about that.



TO BE CONTINUED...

[Loud Whispers]

OH YEAH BOY LET'S ALL OPEN THE EVENT HORIZON

[Duuvian]

EDIT:

I posted mistakenly thinking Haspen was someone who had made a DF themed Stellaris empire and posted them somewhere. It was probably in the Stellaris thread some time ago and I jumped the lasergun and posted in this thread before making sure it was actually part of Haspen's LP like I thought I remembered reading it. I think I remembered his human game as the dwarf game I was thinking of; in hindsight.

Sorry Haspen!

[Haspen]

DF themed game?

Trade networks?

Speak to me in market haggling or else!

[Duuvian]

DF themed game?

Trade networks?

Speak to me in market haggling or else!

1 laser pointer dot to chase around for ? minerals

A fine trade for any space faring feline

When I send them food gifts for diplomacy if the AI is using that portrait I tell myself I am shipping them cheeseburgers or whatever it is cats enjoy eating for humans nowadays

(misposted in wrong thread this and previous)