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[Demonic Spoon]

How fare your mother and father?

It has come to Our attention that you plan to attack a fellow minister, the MARSHAL Fas. Is this true?

We hope in good faith, that your mother and father are well.

Under the Nod of our Glorious Sun (赞美上帝，所有的福气从那里流淌),

The Arbitrary Arbiter (黄暴君)

Respected Arbitrary Arbitrator
May your fields be flooded with Milk and Honey

It is indeed true that I planned and succeeded in disfiguring Marshal Fas. I apologize for this late reply, as I had been travelling to a comet and have only now received your letter.

Arbitrary Arbitrator, what are the proper procedures to elevate a title holder to the council and potentially deityhood? Currently, the Fairest is a diligent beekeeper by the name of Black Ice, who I admire greatly for their character and internal beauty. I believe that some sort of process of petitioning the Ministry of Names and Works is involved but I am unsure as to specifics.

Ponderingly Yours
Mion

To whom it may concern among the Ministry of Transportation

I would humbly request manifestation permits allowing me to communicate divine knowledge to a singular mortal in the Garden, and if permissible a teleportation permit to transport a mortal to the Heavens

Probingly yours, Mion

[Kilojoule Proton]

To whom it may concern among the Ministry of Transportation

I would humbly request manifestation permits allowing me to communicate divine knowledge to a singular mortal in the Garden, and if permissible a teleportation permit to transport a mortal to the Heavens

Probingly yours, Mion

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(Greatest / Vilest) (Sir / Madam) Archivist Mion     ,

We (are pleased / regret) to announce that your request for a (teleportation permit / manifestation permit / interregional teleportation permit) has been (approved / denied because of   intent to propagate bla).sphemous knowledge

Hither and thither,
Better-To-Serve-In-Heaven-Than-Be-Served-In-Hell Bing

[micelus]

How fare your mother and father?

It has come to Our attention that you plan to attack a fellow minister, the MARSHAL Fas. Is this true?

We hope in good faith, that your mother and father are well.

Under the Nod of our Glorious Sun (赞美上帝，所有的福气从那里流淌),

The Arbitrary Arbiter (黄暴君)

Respected Arbitrary Arbitrator
May your fields be flooded with Milk and Honey

It is indeed true that I planned and succeeded in disfiguring Marshal Fas. I apologize for this late reply, as I had been travelling to a comet and have only now received your letter.

Arbitrary Arbitrator, what are the proper procedures to elevate a title holder to the council and potentially deityhood? Currently, the Fairest is a diligent beekeeper by the name of Black Ice, who I admire greatly for their character and internal beauty. I believe that some sort of process of petitioning the Ministry of Names and Works is involved but I am unsure as to specifics.

Ponderingly Yours
Mion

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How fare your mother and father?

There is none defined by law. If one were to desire the formulation of such a process, I suggest working through current celestial apparatuses. If we go from past precedent however, betraying and replacing the previous divines is certainly acceptable.

We hope in good faith, that your mother and father are well.

Under the Nod of our Glorious Sun (赞美上帝，所有的福气从那里流淌),

The Arbitrary Arbiter (黄暴君)