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[Garthor]

Nothing tops the Plain of Style.

Nothing!

[R. N. Dominick]

Oh, yeah? Try "The Basic Councils of Simplicity" on for size.

(I also liked the Sharp Swamp of Stabbing.)

[Dwarf Chunk]

I got told about "The Beast-Jungle of Loving" here. I wonder if that is even legal...

And a little bit sad for the elves:
"The Last Leafy Forests"

[Anvilsmith]

Shortly after my fisherdwarf died to a frogman attack, my metalsmith's wife gave birth to a lovely little girl called Fortresspant. Guess the father isn't really eager to create a dynasty.

[Aristharus]

"Sunnyholes the Fancy Hell"

[Solara]

The Oceanic Amazing Crystal of Shimmering, founded by Goldnoble.

[pauli]

my first fortress mode game started me with a mason named "melbil unibomer."

[Toady One]

I was sent to kill a fearsome zombie axelord named Dik Inchslapped.

[Janne Joensuu]

What about a child named 'Shotworker'. I hope he doesn't like crossbows...

What about these:
Elven merchants Nine Eyopenopu and Nawara Yifithone, from Liladathasanera, The New Ageless Music. What happened to the OLD ageless music, hm?  

[Veinless]

Udib Asfoker!

[Grue]

Well, I don't know where to post it, so it will be this thread:

I produced an artifact: a pair of giant mole leather leggings.

Dunno, but there is something inherently funny in giant artifact leggings  

[Cross]

The name of my dwarves' mighty and majestic mother civilization:

Dumdastot Shigos, The Mouth-Swords of Packing.

Feared throughout the lands for the... punishments inflicted upon our captured enemies.

[ElectricEel]

Some of my military dwarves have chosen their squad a name that will surely inspire them to stand firm in the face of adversity: 'The Sacks of Paper'.  

[Frogman]

In my first world, there was a country called The Ageless Whimsical Realm of Jades. The image on the front of their gold currency was called "The Holy Mighty Meditations of Beer".

My new world has an artpiece called "The Business of Paper", and my latest hero was called Kammat Mushroomrush the Slippery South Bold-Thrower of Steel.

...Mushroomrush is the funny part.

[Shanba]

I had an adventurer qho's titley bit was the "the velvety legend of nails". Also one that made me laugh was learning that the stupid hill was a place of great evil