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Author Topic: BRAWL-MART: Episode 3: Screech, Rustle, Clang.  (Read 28523 times)

The Lupanian

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Re: BRAWL-MART: Episode 2: Unintentional Beastmaster Reboot.
« Reply #240 on: September 22, 2020, 09:40:08 pm »

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I only ate a few vampire hearts. Like, three tops. I'm sure it'll be fine.

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Re: BRAWL-MART: Episode 2: Unintentional Beastmaster Reboot.
« Reply #241 on: September 22, 2020, 11:32:07 pm »

"You're a smart man, Redundo. Too smart! Didn't you ever consider that having so much brain means that you're hogging it from everyone else? Law of averages, sir! If you bring gum to the class, make sure you bring enough to share! And I'm angling to redistribute some of that unfairly hoarded grey matter all over the tiles. Might even seize your means of reproduction to make sure your kind don't come about no more!

It's for the children's sake."


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Re: BRAWL-MART: Episode 2:Big Big Anti-savings.
« Reply #242 on: September 23, 2020, 03:37:21 am »

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Re: BRAWL-MART: Episode 2: Unintentional Beastmaster Reboot.
« Reply #243 on: September 23, 2020, 06:34:59 am »

Well damn I got dead again.
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Re: BRAWL-MART: Episode 2: Unintentional Beastmaster Reboot.
« Reply #244 on: September 23, 2020, 08:16:26 am »

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Fucking hell, you guys are worse than the demons.

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Re: BRAWL-MART: Episode 2: Unintentional Beastmaster Reboot.
« Reply #245 on: September 24, 2020, 03:46:33 am »

"Hey, I didn't come about in the normal way. They made me, and shoddily at that, and even then I was a dud. And let's just say I don't have any "means of reproduction" to speak of. And i'm not smart, just lucky"
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I only ate a few vampire hearts. Like, three tops. I'm sure it'll be fine.

Go check out Shadow of the Void!

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Re: BRAWL-MART: Episode 2: Unintentional Beastmaster Reboot.
« Reply #246 on: September 24, 2020, 02:42:57 pm »

"And yet you are here! This crucible of nihilism is not for those with luck - it is the bottom of the drain, where the slime and froth of civlization swirls around a clogged pipe. We call out to the far reaches above for salvation, and they demand blood as price for their attentions. You hope to gain something from this? BRAWLMART is not a place of giving! It is a crucible of flesh, where we are reshaped into tools of the masses! I have seen my destiny, and allowed my essence to be molded into a corporate-friendly form! Under their everlasting aegis, all shall burn! AT 50% OR LOWER, LIMITED SUPPLIES AVAILABLE!"
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Re: BRAWL-MART: Episode 2: Unintentional Beastmaster Reboot.
« Reply #247 on: September 24, 2020, 04:00:10 pm »

”And somebody smart would end up here? No one here is particularly smart or particularly lucky, but some have proven our favor, and others haven’t. I’ve proven the truth of this with my own hand. We’re all here because we’re stupid, or out of options. But if I survive, I’m the luckiest man in the world.”
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I only ate a few vampire hearts. Like, three tops. I'm sure it'll be fine.

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Re: BRAWL-MART: Episode 2: Unintentional Beastmaster Reboot.
« Reply #248 on: September 25, 2020, 10:44:44 am »

Another missing NG this turn. I'm gonna give it till this evening and then head splode her like the last one.

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Re: BRAWL-MART: Episode 2: Unintentional Beastmaster Reboot.
« Reply #249 on: September 25, 2020, 04:35:41 pm »

Don’t ‘splode her, just turn her into a flesh eating zombie
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Re: BRAWL-MART: Episode 2: Unintentional Beastmaster Reboot.
« Reply #250 on: September 26, 2020, 12:16:13 am »

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"You're a smart man, Redundo. Too smart! Didn't you ever consider that having so much brain means that you're hogging it from everyone else? Law of averages, sir! If you bring gum to the class, make sure you bring enough to share! And I'm angling to redistribute some of that unfairly hoarded grey matter all over the tiles. Might even seize your means of reproduction to make sure your kind don't come about no more!

It's for the children's sake."


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Ah! There it is!

Its almost too bad. Despite his skittish nature, he was a dangerous opponent. Practical if honorless.

Yes, yes, but the fans hate people like that! They don't want pragmatism! They want crazy men riding giant insects!

What an oddly specific example.

First thing that came to my mind.

Hmm.

Regardless, looks like things are nearly at the end. I give it one more round. Two, tops.

I'm inclined to agree.

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Re: BRAWL-MART: Episode 2: Unintentional Beastmaster Reboot.
« Reply #251 on: September 26, 2020, 01:43:55 am »

((Did that attack deal 2 damage or 1? If it only did one damage, I should technically still be alive. Not that I think it would only deal 1 damage, but still.))
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Go check out Shadow of the Void!

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Re: BRAWL-MART: Episode 2: Unintentional Beastmaster Reboot.
« Reply #252 on: September 26, 2020, 04:55:50 am »

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Re: BRAWL-MART: Episode 2: Unintentional Beastmaster Reboot.
« Reply #253 on: September 26, 2020, 05:09:14 am »

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Re: BRAWL-MART: Episode 2: Unintentional Beastmaster Reboot.
« Reply #254 on: September 26, 2020, 08:39:54 pm »

"I salute you, crushed man! I will carry your legacy with me, and kill people with it."

One or two turns, the commentators say? Not if I have anything to say about it! Get on over to checkout and dispense ... MURDER
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