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[Kilojoule Proton]

YOU ARE A CHICKEN KNIGHT WHO HAS JUST COMPLETED YOUR TRAINING. ADVENTURE AWAITS! TWO ROADS LIE BEFORE YOU JUST OUTSIDE YOUR HOMETOWN HERE IN THE MERRY LANDS OF YOUR SIMIAN LIEGE-LORD:

(A) TAKE THE ROAD TOWARD EPHOR'S REST, A BUSTLING AND ANCIENT CITY OF DUNGEONS AND DRUNKARDS.
(B) FOLLOW THE WEEDY WAY TO THE GRIM WOODS, DARK DEMESNE OF THE KING OF CORVIDS.
(C) GO BACK TO TOWN AND DO SOMETHING.

[micelus]

B)

[Superdorf]

BEFORE WE ENGAGE HIS ROYAL EVILNESS KING CORVID THE NINETEENTH (CORVID-19 FOR SHORT), WE MUST OBTAIN SUITABLE WEAPONRY FOR OUR GLORIOUS ADVENTURE.

C. GO BACK TO TOWN AND OBTAIN ONE OR MORE SWORDS. DO SO BY CLUCKING ANGRILY AT LOCAL BLACKSMITHS UNTIL ONE OF THEM GETS THE RIGHT IDEA.

[Stirk]

A) LETS PLAY SOME D&D

[King Zultan]

B)

[Stirk]

YOU AREN'T SEEING THE BIGGER PICTURE! WE NEED A SOBRIETY IMPAIRED COMPANION BEFORE WE GO ON ANY REAL QUESTS!

[Rockeater]

B

[Puppyguard]

A
I BELIEVE THAT IT IS TIME WE OBTAINED A SUITABLE COMPANION, AND/OR ADDITIONAL WEAPONRY.

[Maximum Spin]

A I agree with Stirk

[Kilojoule Proton]

A: Stirk, Puppyguard, Maximum Spin
B: micelus, King Zultan, Rockeater
C: Superdorf

THE VOICES IN YOUR HEAD ARE PARTICULARLY DISCORDANT TODAY. YOU CLUCK IN ANNOYANCE AT THE VOICES NOT REACHING A CONSENSUS, CONFUSING A POOR PASSERBY WHO AVOIDS EYE CONTACT AND HURRIEDLY RUNS FOR TOWN. ULTIMATELY, YOU DECIDE TO WANDER INTO THE LACK OF ROAD BETWEEN THE TWO MAIN ROADS, SATISFYING NEITHER OF THE VOICES' CAMPS. AFTER A FEW HOURS OF WALKING WHO KNOWS WHERE, YOU COME ACROSS A SMALL AGRARIAN VILLAGE. THE VILLAGERS APPEAR SOMEWHAT UNNERVED THAT A CHICKEN KNIGHT HAS DECIDED TO GRACE THEIR VILLAGE TODAY, AND QUITE A FEW MAKE A VAIN ATTEMPT AT PRETENDING TO WORK WITH THEIR RUSTY TOOLS WHILE KEEPING AN EYE ON YOU OR GATHERING THEIR BELONGINGS AND HIDING IN THE NEAREST HOVEL. WHAT DO YOU DO NEXT?

(A) LOCATE THE LOCAL QUESTGIVER. (BUT HOW?)
(B) RECRUIT SOME LOCALS FOR YOUR PARTY.
(C) PILLAGE THE VILLAGE!
(D) SOMETHING ELSE?

[Superdorf]

D

OBTAIN ONE OR MORE SWORDS. DO SO BY CLUCKING ANGRILY AT LOCAL BLACKSMITHS UNTIL ONE OF THEM GETS THE RIGHT IDEA.

[Rockeater]

B

[Maximum Spin]

Bb
nvm

[VoidSlayer]

(A) FIND THE LARGEST VILLAGER AND ASSUME THEY ARE THE QUESTGIVER.  FOLLOW WHATEVER QUEST THEY GIVE WITHOUT QUESTION.

[Maximum Spin]

(A) FIND THE LARGEST VILLAGER AND ASSUME THEY ARE THE QUESTGIVER.  FOLLOW WHATEVER QUEST THEY GIVE WITHOUT QUESTION.

You have convinced me and I am changing my vote. +1