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[Haspen]

The newest Olympics (Year 1904 AD) and its list of Participating Countries are here!


Welcome all to the SPAMOLYMPICS, my most deranged SPAM idea of all time!

It is Year 1900 AD and the Nations of the Continent are out to compete in sports events! These Nations are up for claiming:

1. Rucusian Empire (Dark Violet), Mountainous and Rich
2. The Great Albion (Brown), Coastal and Rich - MoonyTheHuman Kashyyk
3. Damdamian Empire (Deep Sky Blue), Plains and Rich
4. Aurumian State (Gold), Equestrian and Moderate - MaximumSpin
5. Republic of Pankratinia (Sea Green), Mountainous and Moderate - mightymushroom
6. Kingdom of Spania (Dark Orange), Coastal and Moderate
7. Helliste Republic (Dark Slate Blue), Coastal and Poor
8. Saravangi Empire (Orange Red), Mountainous and Poor - melkor
9. People's Republic of Rosam (Dark Red), Equestrian and Poor - King Zultan
10. Third Cydwyllian Republic (Turquoise), Plains and Poor

What do the descriptors mean?

Rich means the Country starts with 50 Athlete Points.
Moderate means the Country starts with 35 Athlete Points.
Poor means the Country starts with 25 Athlete Points.

Coastal means the Country gets +2 to Competition Rolls in Aquatic disciplines.
Mountainous means the Country gets +2 to Competition Rolls in Strongman disciplines.
Plains means the Country gets +2 to Competition Rolls in Athletic disciplines.
Equestrian means the Country gets +2 to Competition Rolls in Equestrian disciplines.

Each 'turn' a new Competition will begin; you can spend up to 5 Athlete points to influence your Competition roll.

The Competition Roll uses a 1d8 die to determine the winner of the event.

Obviously, the Player whose Country gets most Medal Points (3 for Gold medal, 2 for Silver medal, 1 for Bronze medal) wins the SPAMOLYMPICS of 1900 AD!

The Competitions will be announced once we get all the Players.

Games' List:
Continental Games of Year 1900AD! Winner: Kashyyk as The Great Albion!

[Maximum Spin]

Aurumian state! WE WILL RULE THE HORSES OF THE WORLD.

[Haspen]

Added!

[MoonyTheHuman]

I'll takkkkeeee... The Great Albion, because i've never played a game like this before.
Time to be really bad!

[King Zultan]

I also don't know what's going on but I'm going to claim a country anyway, so I'll pick People's Republic of Rosam and if my guess is right its a country of poor horse people or something and I bet I'm the poorest and most athletic one of them all.

[mightymushroom]

The Powerful people of Republic of Pankratinia proclaim Our Awesome athletic aptitude in the glorious Games of The spectacular SPAMOLYMPICS!!

[Haspen]

Added! Added! Added!!

6 more and we good to go. uwu

[Haspen]

I guess we make a headline about Games' boycott and just roll with 4 players?

[Haspen]

The 12 Competitions to be Presented at the 1900 AD Continental Games
And the Broad Categorys They Art Allocated Within:

Fencing, Short (100) Run, Long (500) Run, Pole Vault : Athletics (4)
Cabbage Throw, Weight-Lift, Rope Tug : Strongman (3)
Butterly Swim, Freestyle Short (0.5 length) Swim, Freestyle Double (2 lengths) Swim : Aquatics (3)
Horse Archery, Obstacle Course : Equestrian (2)

First Competition: Fencing!

How to Participate:

You can spend anywhere between 0 to 10 Athlete Points on a Competition.

Then, the Competition Roll (1d8) is performed, adding up the spent Athlete Points and the Country bonus (if applies).

The Country with highest Roll gets the Gold medal, next one gets Silver medal, and the 3rd gets Bronze medal.

A Country that does not spend any Athlete Points (0 points) at a Competition is not included in Competition Roll.

Players Left to Declare: MoonyTheHuman (46/50 left), MaximumSpin (31/35 left), mightymushroom (30/35 left), King Zultan (25/25 left), melkor (22/25)

[Maximum Spin]

The Aurumian State conservatively spends 4 points on Fencing.

[mightymushroom]

Although the aristocratic sport of Fencing has been in decline in Pankratinia since the Republican Revolution,
the Committee for Competition has allocated a generous 5 Athlete Points in a pilot program to train promising youth.

The Committee Co-Chair, the nation's largest epée manufacturer, vigorously denies unduly influencing the decision.
"Any so-called influence is totally dule," he insists.

[MoonyTheHuman]

Uhhh, 4 points on fencing sounds good, says the assistant who was randomly asked to figure it out.

[melkor]

could i still join as Saravangi Empire ?

i mean mountain goats are not know for they're speed.

if so 3 points on fencing

[Haspen]

You have been Saravangi'd!

[King Zultan]

People's Republic of Rosam puts 3 points on fencing.