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Author Topic: SPAMOLYMPICS! Continental Games of 1904AD seeking (up to 12) Players!!  (Read 4469 times)

Haspen

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Re: SPAMOLYMPICS! Continental Games of 1900AD Have Begun! 5 slots open!
« Reply #15 on: September 10, 2020, 07:44:05 am »

Fencing duels take place between contestants of 5 nations, all evenly matched and only a mixture of skill and luck can determine the true winner now!

Quote from: Fencing rolls
MoonyTheHuman: 4 AP spent, 4 from roll = 8 /3
MaximumSpin: 4 AP spent, 2 from roll = 6
mightymushroom: 5 AP spent, 5 from roll = 10 /2
King Zultan: 3 AP spent, 8 from roll = 11 /1
melkor: 3 AP spent, 1 from roll = 4

FENCING COMPETITION RESULTS:
Gold Medal: People's Republic of Rosam (KingZultan)
Silver Medal: Republic of Pankratinia (mightymushroom)
Bronze Medal: The Great Albion (MoonyTheHuman)

Second Competition: Cabbage Throw!

A competition dating to the times when non-humans were still alive and aplenty!

Who can throw the traditional, green-colored solid ball the furthest away? Bookmakers favor Pankratinia and Saravangi athletes, but anything can happen!

Players Left to Declare: MoonyTheHuman (46/50 left), MaximumSpin (28/35 left), mightymushroom (25/35 left), King Zultan (20/25 left), melkor (17/25 left)

Spoiler: Medal Tally (click to show/hide)
« Last Edit: September 10, 2020, 02:17:55 pm by Haspen »
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« Reply #16 on: September 10, 2020, 08:08:24 am »

Ah, a true People's Game!
Republic of Pankratinia proudly spends 5 Athlete Points on training

Even though our sturdy men and sturdier women hardly need such aid.
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« Reply #17 on: September 10, 2020, 08:31:55 am »

The People's Republic of Rosam spends 2 points on the cabbage throw, as they feel confident they can win after their victory in the fencing competition.
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Re: SPAMOLYMPICS! Continental Games of 1900AD Have Begun! 5 slots open!
« Reply #18 on: September 10, 2020, 08:37:32 am »

the Saravangi athlete looks at the green ball with despair.
i was trained with actual cabbage's not with these things
Saravangi uses 5 points on cabbage throw
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Re: SPAMOLYMPICS! Continental Games of 1900AD Have Begun! 5 slots open!
« Reply #19 on: September 10, 2020, 02:11:47 pm »

The Aurumian team spend only 3 points on this absurd cabbagey nonsense.
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Re: SPAMOLYMPICS! Continental Games of 1900AD Have Begun! 5 slots open!
« Reply #20 on: September 12, 2020, 10:18:14 am »

//From now on, the dice roll is 1d6, so that randomness won't be that great of a factor.

//MoonyTheHumans seems to have disappeared. If they don't show up in next 24 hours, I guess Albion will be up for grabs?

The green ball is set flying!

Quote from: Cabbage Throw rolls
MoonyTheHuman: 0
MaximumSpin: 3 AP spent, 8 from roll = 11 /2
mightymushroom: 5 AP spent, 8 from roll, 2 from perk = 15 /1
King Zultan: 2 AP spent, 2 from roll = 4
melkor: 5 AP spent, 3 from roll, 2 from perk = 10 /3

CABBAGE THROW COMPETITION RESULTS:
Gold Medal: Republic of Pankratinia (mightymushroom)
Silver Medal: Aurumian State (MaximumSpin)
Bronze Medal: Saravangi Empire (melkor)

3rd Competition: Butterly Swim!

An all-time favorite of swimming pros and rookies alike!

Finesse over speed! Technicality over flashiness! Which of the countries will snatch the gold medal in this prestigious competion??

Players Left to Declare: MoonyTheHuman (46/50 left), MaximumSpin (25/35 left), mightymushroom (25/35 left), King Zultan (17/25 left), melkor (17/25 left)

Spoiler: Medal Tally (click to show/hide)
« Last Edit: September 13, 2020, 01:59:38 pm by Haspen »
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« Reply #21 on: September 12, 2020, 03:40:31 pm »

Pankratinia's resounding win is followed by a long, loud, and pungent cabbage-themed celebration among their delegation.

The next day, there are many groans within the athletes' rented cottages but nobody emerges for the swim meet. Pankratinia scratches with 0 Athlete Points!
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« Reply #22 on: September 12, 2020, 04:03:46 pm »

The Aurumians, now thoroughly perplexed at how they managed to get a medal in that but not willing to admit it wasn't planned, feel obligated to spend 3 points making a token effort in the butterfly swim.
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« Reply #23 on: September 12, 2020, 07:28:33 pm »


Quote from: Cabbage Throw rolls
melkor: 5 AP spent, 3 from roll, 2 from perk = 8 /3
does the 2 from the perk not get added up? should it not be 10?


as for the swimming, we mountain folk do not swim we shall pass
use 0 athlete points
« Last Edit: September 12, 2020, 07:30:08 pm by melkor »
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Re: SPAMOLYMPICS! Continental Games of 1900AD Have Begun! 5 slots open!
« Reply #24 on: September 12, 2020, 10:10:07 pm »


Quote from: Cabbage Throw rolls
melkor: 5 AP spent, 3 from roll, 2 from perk = 8 /3
does the 2 from the perk not get added up? should it not be 10?
I think the 8s got rounded down to 6 or something - mine's like that too.
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Re: SPAMOLYMPICS! Continental Games of 1900AD Have Begun! 5 slots open!
« Reply #25 on: September 13, 2020, 03:10:39 am »

After the failure at the cabbage throw the People's Republic of Rosam feel they need to participate in this round to at least try to make up for that failure, they spend 3 points.
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Re: SPAMOLYMPICS! Continental Games of 1900AD Have Begun! 5 slots open!
« Reply #26 on: September 13, 2020, 03:12:25 am »

Yeah, it was error in math. No medal changes tho.
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Re: SPAMOLYMPICS! Continental Games of 1900AD Have Begun! 5 slots open!
« Reply #27 on: September 13, 2020, 12:00:51 pm »

Moony's gone for three days now.

We're needing a replacement ruler of The Great Albion!
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Re: SPAMOLYMPICS! Continental Games of 1900AD Have Begun! 5 slots open!
« Reply #28 on: September 13, 2020, 01:42:19 pm »

I volunteer as tribute Glorious Monarch of Albion.

We shall commit 6 points to the Butterly Swim event.
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Re: SPAMOLYMPICS! Continental Games of 1900AD Have Begun! 5 slots open!
« Reply #29 on: September 13, 2020, 01:58:35 pm »

The competition of finesse and skill, with only 3 participating countries? Is Albion guaranteed to snatch the gold?

Or shall there be an upset?!


Quote from: Butterly Swim rolls
Kashyyk: 6 AP spent, 1 from roll, +2 from perk = 9 /1
MaximumSpin: 3 AP spent, 4 from roll = 7 /2
mightymushroom: 0
King Zultan: 3 AP spent, 3 from roll = 6 /3
melkor: 0

BUTTERLY SWIM COMPETITION RESULTS:
Gold Medal: The Great Albion (Kashyyk)
Silver Medal: Aurumian State (MaximumSpin)
Bronze Medal: People's Republic of Rosam (King Zultan)

4th Competition: Horse Archery!

Long ago the mainstay of armed forces in the east and the south, nowadays a favorite pasttime of sportsy aristocrats.

Despite it being considered a noble pursuit, horse archery requires the rider to be focused, falcon-eyed and coordinated! Which country has the best horse archers?

Players Left to Declare: Kashyyk (36/50 left), MaximumSpin (17/35 left), mightymushroom (23/35 left), King Zultan (17/25 left), melkor (17/25 left)

Spoiler: Medal Tally (click to show/hide)
« Last Edit: September 13, 2020, 04:08:26 pm by Haspen »
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