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Author Topic: Dorf Clicker: Adventures of a Terrible Idea  (Read 4601 times)

Nirur Torir

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Dorf Clicker: Adventures of a Terrible Idea
« on: September 20, 2020, 03:04:15 pm »

You are a Urist in a redwood forest.

[]Forage for food
[]Strike the earth

[]Build a home - Next costs 5 stone, 3 space
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TricMagic

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Re: Dorf Clicker: Adventures of a Terrible Idea
« Reply #1 on: September 20, 2020, 03:05:11 pm »

  • Build a Treehouse
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Re: Dorf Clicker: Adventures of a Terrible Idea
« Reply #2 on: September 20, 2020, 03:10:46 pm »

This is a wonderful, terrible idea :))

Forage for food. Then, strike the earth!
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Falling angel met the rising ape, and the sound it made was

klonk
tormenting the player is important
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Re: Dorf Clicker: Adventures of a Terrible Idea
« Reply #3 on: September 20, 2020, 03:32:01 pm »

Forage for food.
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Quote from: FallacyOfUrist (on Discord, 11/15/21)
Glass is, as usual, correct.
Yep, as ever, I bestow upon Glass the expected +1
I'm gonna say we go with whatever Glass's idea is.

Nirur Torir

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Re: Dorf Clicker: Adventures of a Terrible Idea
« Reply #4 on: September 20, 2020, 03:43:40 pm »

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Error. You lack lumber. You don't have the tools to get lumber. You don't have the technology to build away from the safety of the ground.

This is a wonderful, terrible idea :))

Forage for food. Then, strike the earth!
Error. You're clicking too fast. Slow down.


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Food: 2/100

[]Forage for food
[]Strike the earth

[]Build a home - Next costs 5 stone, 3 space
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Glass

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Re: Dorf Clicker: Adventures of a Terrible Idea
« Reply #5 on: September 20, 2020, 03:55:44 pm »

Strike the earth!
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Quote from: FallacyOfUrist (on Discord, 11/15/21)
Glass is, as usual, correct.
Yep, as ever, I bestow upon Glass the expected +1
I'm gonna say we go with whatever Glass's idea is.

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Re: Dorf Clicker: Adventures of a Terrible Idea
« Reply #6 on: September 20, 2020, 04:00:36 pm »

Strike the earth!
+1, need more stone for more homes for more stone
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A hand, a hand, my kingdom for a hot hand!
The kitchenette mold free, you move on to the pantry. it's nasty in there. The bacon is grazing on the lettuce. The ham is having an illicit affair with the prime rib, The potatoes see all, know all. A rat in boxer shorts smoking a foul smelling cigar is banging on a cabinet shouting about rent money.

Glass

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Re: Dorf Clicker: Adventures of a Terrible Idea
« Reply #7 on: September 20, 2020, 04:02:29 pm »

I feel like people aren't quite processing the clicker nature of this game. :p
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Quote from: FallacyOfUrist (on Discord, 11/15/21)
Glass is, as usual, correct.
Yep, as ever, I bestow upon Glass the expected +1
I'm gonna say we go with whatever Glass's idea is.

Superdorf

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Re: Dorf Clicker: Adventures of a Terrible Idea
« Reply #8 on: September 20, 2020, 04:15:52 pm »

Strike the earth!
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Re: Dorf Clicker: Adventures of a Terrible Idea
« Reply #9 on: September 20, 2020, 04:24:04 pm »

Forage for food
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I tried to play chess but two of my opponents were playing competitive checkers as a third person walked in with Game of Thrones in hand confused cause they thought this was the book club.

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Re: Dorf Clicker: Adventures of a Terrible Idea
« Reply #10 on: September 20, 2020, 04:34:23 pm »

Strike the Earth!
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Re: Dorf Clicker: Adventures of a Terrible Idea
« Reply #11 on: September 20, 2020, 04:40:29 pm »

Strike the Earth!
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Re: Dorf Clicker: Adventures of a Terrible Idea
« Reply #12 on: September 20, 2020, 04:46:58 pm »

Strike the Earth!
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Damnit people, this is why I said to keep the truce. Because now everyone's ganging up on the cats.
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Re: Dorf Clicker: Adventures of a Terrible Idea
« Reply #13 on: September 20, 2020, 05:01:29 pm »

Install an autoclicker
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Nirur Torir

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Re: Dorf Clicker: Adventures of a Terrible Idea
« Reply #14 on: September 20, 2020, 05:25:13 pm »

I feel like people aren't quite processing the clicker nature of this game. :p
Anarchy actions are in place. In cases of choosing between two opposing options, however, click more on the one you want to override an unpopular choice. Note that you may not vote to stockpile resources, only to spend them elsewhere.

Install an autoclicker
Creatively misunderstanding this to build a home.

Resources
Food: 3/100
Stone: 6/100
Copper: 3/5
Space: 9
Population: 0/2

Home: 1

[]Forage for food
[]Strike the earth

[X]Build a home - Next costs 5 stone, 3 space



You strike the earth several times. You clear a space. You find some normal stone of various types, and some copper nuggets.
You smooth the space, carefully shape the rocks into some fine furniture and a door, and then engrave a dwarf and a button above the bed. The dwarf is clicking. The button is cowering.
With some simple craftsdwarfship, the button can even be pressed.
You press the button. Nothing happens, but it makes a satisfying clicking noise.

Soon, two more dwarves arrive. You watch them mine until they run out of food.

Resources
Food: 0/100
Stone: 6/100 + 6
Copper: 3/5
Space: 12
Population: 2/2

Home: 1
Buttons: 1

[]Miners: 2
[]Foragers: 0

[]Forage for food
[]Strike the earth
[]Chat with the people

[]Build a home - Next costs 5.5 stone, 3.3 space
[]Build a farm - Next costs 10 food, 10 space
[]Build a lore repository - Next costs 10 food, 8 stone, 8 space
[]Build a button - Next costs 1 space
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