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Author Topic: Desert Bus RTD  (Read 14906 times)

Screech9791

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Desert Bus RTD
« on: September 21, 2020, 12:09:43 pm »

The bus's top speed is 1 mile per update and the journey is 200 miles, idk do the math
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Re: Desert Bus RTD
« Reply #1 on: September 21, 2020, 12:30:26 pm »

The bus's top speed is 1 mile per update and the journey is 200 miles, idk do the math
Oh God XD

Petition the other bus-goers to join my cult hot new religion, Dragonism.
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Yep, as ever, I bestow upon Glass the expected +1
I'm gonna say we go with whatever Glass's idea is.

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Re: Desert Bus RTD
« Reply #2 on: September 21, 2020, 12:55:01 pm »

Make a window in the top of the bus
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Re: Desert Bus RTD
« Reply #3 on: September 21, 2020, 02:21:41 pm »

kick the door of the bus out
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Re: Desert Bus RTD
« Reply #4 on: September 21, 2020, 05:05:55 pm »

The bus's top speed is 1 mile per update and the journey is 200 miles, idk do the math
Oh God XD

Petition the other bus-goers to join my cult hot new religion, Dragonism.

2: No one seems to care enough to respond.

Make a window in the top of the bus

5: You pull an ACMEtm Single Use Skylight Creator out of your pocket, and there is now a window at the top of the bus, with a chunk of the roof on the floor below it.

kick the door of the bus out

3: You manage to dislodge the door slightly. Now it's stuck.

Bus Status:
199 miles to go
Roof: Has a window-sized hole in it.
Floor: Has a roof chunk underneath the roof window.
Door: Damaged.
« Last Edit: September 24, 2020, 02:35:56 pm by 0cra_tr0per »
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Glass

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Re: Desert Bus RTD
« Reply #5 on: September 21, 2020, 07:44:38 pm »

Keep pestering people about becoming Dragonists. I have a captive audience, I can't afford to let this opportunity slip by!
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Quote from: FallacyOfUrist (on Discord, 11/15/21)
Glass is, as usual, correct.
Yep, as ever, I bestow upon Glass the expected +1
I'm gonna say we go with whatever Glass's idea is.

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Re: Desert Bus RTD
« Reply #6 on: September 21, 2020, 08:47:06 pm »

Do nothing.
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Re: Desert Bus RTD
« Reply #7 on: September 21, 2020, 08:54:16 pm »

Read my book
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Re: Desert Bus RTD
« Reply #8 on: September 21, 2020, 09:37:32 pm »

Read my book
Do nothing.
You two, would you like to join my religion of Dragonism? We (well, I) believe that dragons created the world, and that the ultimate goal of the universe is for us to evolve into more dragons.
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Glass is, as usual, correct.
Yep, as ever, I bestow upon Glass the expected +1
I'm gonna say we go with whatever Glass's idea is.

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Re: Desert Bus RTD
« Reply #9 on: September 21, 2020, 09:39:33 pm »

no
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Re: Desert Bus RTD
« Reply #10 on: September 21, 2020, 09:44:13 pm »

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Quote from: FallacyOfUrist (on Discord, 11/15/21)
Glass is, as usual, correct.
Yep, as ever, I bestow upon Glass the expected +1
I'm gonna say we go with whatever Glass's idea is.

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Re: Desert Bus RTD
« Reply #11 on: September 21, 2020, 09:45:11 pm »

Remove excess weight to make the bus faster.
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Re: Desert Bus RTD
« Reply #12 on: September 21, 2020, 10:41:33 pm »

bite off Glass' finger and hold his hand to scribble bloody oracles on the roof chunk
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Re: Desert Bus RTD
« Reply #13 on: September 22, 2020, 12:10:17 am »

Jump off the bus and run alongside of it mockingly, keeping pace.
« Last Edit: September 24, 2020, 12:15:47 am by Trinculoisdead »
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Re: Desert Bus RTD
« Reply #14 on: September 22, 2020, 03:01:08 am »

Kick one of the windows out!
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