Pray to the dragons to restore my thumb.
4: Your thumb gets restored! However, you didn't specify what hand to put the restored thumb on.
Pull off extra wheels from the bus storage
3: You find a spare wheel (complete with a tire) located inside the bus's storage closet.
Try to reattach the fuel tank
3: You re-attach the fuel tank, but due to sloppy attachment, a mile's worth of fuel is wasted. The bus will restart at the start of the next update.
Do nothing.
Auto4: You do nothing without getting interrupted.
Start pushing the bus forward.
6: You suddenly become strong enough to push the bus an extra mile before the bus engine restarts. This tires you out, however, giving you a -1 to every roll that requires some degree of strength until you rest; the tired penalty will grow by 1 each time it's applied.
Headbutt the bus driver!
2: You attempt to headbutt the bus driver, but your head cannot reach the brick that's currently on the gas pedal.
REPEAT MY SINGLE ACTION AND SEE IF GM PAY ATTENTION THIS TIME I GUESS
3: You consider "stealthily" drawing something while screaming your plans at the top of your lungs. You realize that everyone has hidden drawing supplies from you. Whoops.
Hijack the bus with a nailclipper
4: You teleport into the bus like the rest of the passengers, nail clipper in hand, greet your friend Jack by yelling "HI, JACK!", and attempt to use your nail clipper to remove the duct tape that's holding the brick to the pedal. This will take 2 updates if not interrupted.
carry sacricopypasta tablet onto bus top
Auto4: This is a trivial task which wouldn't need a roll in the first place.
Bus Status:
197 miles to go
RESTARTING NEXT UPDATERoof: Has a window-sized hole in it. Has a chair attached to it. A ladder can be used to access the roof. Has a roof chunk on top of it, with the following written on it:
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
Floor: Has a dent where a roof chunk used to be.
Door: Damaged.
Interior Chairs: 1 chair is missing.
Storage Closet: Has 1 spare wheel inside. Other contents unknown.
Gas Pedal: Has a brick duct taped to it that's holding it down. Currently being cut rather inefficiently with a nailclipper.
Fuel Tank: 23/25
Player Statuses & Inventories:
Glass: Missing his right thumb. Bleeding. Has two left thumbs.
King Zultan: Left foot hurts.
ZBridges: Tired (-1 to all rolls for actions involving strength; can stack)
IonMatrix: Has a nail clipper. Currently cutting off the brick's duct tape; will finish in 2 updates.
NPCS:
Jack
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Topic: Desert Bus RTD (Read 15069 times)