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ArchimedesWojak

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« on: November 24, 2020, 12:14:46 pm »
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« Last Edit: May 11, 2021, 09:50:49 am by ArchimedesWojak »
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Quote from: TamerVirus on November 24, 2020, 11:24:58 am
YET ANOTHER DATA-COLLECTION THREAD FROM MR. "NOT FEDERAL AUTHORITIES."
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ArchimedesWojak is very militant against zoophilia due to his deeply held religious beliefs.

MrRoboto75

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Re: What Are The Contents Of Your Fridge
« Reply #1 on: November 24, 2020, 12:18:22 pm »
According to green lantern comics, approximately 1 (one) dead wife
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TamerVirus

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Re: What Are The Contents Of Your Fridge
« Reply #2 on: November 24, 2020, 12:18:32 pm »
Quote from: TamerVirus on November 24, 2020, 11:24:58 am
What next? The contents of my fridge?

I take full credit for this thread topic
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George_Chickens

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Re: What Are The Contents Of Your Fridge
« Reply #3 on: November 24, 2020, 01:06:44 pm »
A whole human corpse and seven dead puppies.
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also George_Chickens quit fucking my sister

King Zultan

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Re: What Are The Contents Of Your Fridge
« Reply #4 on: November 25, 2020, 03:14:11 am »
Aw man I've only got half a human corpse in mine...
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Re: What Are The Contents Of Your Fridge
« Reply #5 on: November 25, 2020, 04:04:32 am »
What's left over of some weird bushmeat I found in a crate labelled 'Area 51'.  It looks like E.T. but it tastes just like chicken.
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Caz

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Re: What Are The Contents Of Your Fridge
« Reply #6 on: November 25, 2020, 09:34:12 am »
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Re: What Are The Contents Of Your Fridge
« Reply #7 on: November 25, 2020, 09:44:38 am »
Quote from: Caz on November 25, 2020, 09:34:12 am
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"When I was a lad I ate four dozen eggs
Ev'ry morning to help me get large;

And now that I'm grown I eat five dozen eggs
So I'm roughly the size of a baaaaaarge!"
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Re: What Are The Contents Of Your Fridge
« Reply #8 on: November 25, 2020, 10:05:17 am »
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"When I was a lad I ate four dozen eggs
Ev'ry morning to help me get large;

And now that I'm grown I eat five dozen eggs
So I'm roughly the size of a baaaaaarge!"


https://www.albinoblacksheep.com/mp4/eggsong(www.albinoblacksheep.com).mp4

Jiggle Jiggle!
Yellow-middle!
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Re: What Are The Contents Of Your Fridge
« Reply #9 on: November 25, 2020, 10:06:31 am »
Quote from: Caz on November 25, 2020, 09:34:12 am
<eggs>
Wow I never knew a single fridge could hold so many cholestrol-induced heart attacks.
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Caz

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Re: What Are The Contents Of Your Fridge
« Reply #10 on: November 25, 2020, 10:49:02 am »
Quote from: martinuzz on November 25, 2020, 10:06:31 am
Quote from: Caz on November 25, 2020, 09:34:12 am
<eggs>
Wow I never knew a single fridge could hold so many cholestrol-induced heart attacks.


Pfft, vegan propaganda.
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MrRoboto75

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Re: What Are The Contents Of Your Fridge
« Reply #11 on: November 25, 2020, 11:21:15 am »
eggs eggs eggs bacon spam and eggs
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TamerVirus

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Re: What Are The Contents Of Your Fridge
« Reply #12 on: November 25, 2020, 11:55:23 am »
You must eat ALL THE EGGS
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Re: What Are The Contents Of Your Fridge
« Reply #13 on: November 25, 2020, 11:59:30 am »
Souffle, Custard, custard pie, quick breads, quiche, omelettes, fried eggs, deviled eggs, boiled eggs, poached eggs...


So many lovely ways to eat them.  Why complain?
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« Reply #14 on: November 25, 2020, 12:15:05 pm »
in honor of this post i am cooking bacon and eggs

if any of you live in the Las Vegas area stop by at my place for some bacon and eggs
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Quote from: TamerVirus on November 24, 2020, 11:24:58 am
YET ANOTHER DATA-COLLECTION THREAD FROM MR. "NOT FEDERAL AUTHORITIES."
Quote from: ChairmanPoo on May 18, 2021, 04:23:35 pm
ArchimedesWojak is very militant against zoophilia due to his deeply held religious beliefs.
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