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Kilojoule Proton

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YOU ARE AN IDOL (SG)
« on: April 21, 2021, 10:05:54 pm »

YOU ARE AN IDOL.

THE GODLY KIND BUT THE SINGING KIND TOO. HAUNTING SINGING ISSUES FROM CLEVERLY HIDDEN TUBES IN YOUR BRONZE FORM ON WINDY DAYS.

WHERE WOULD YOU LIKE TO APPEAR?

(A) PODUNK TOWN
(B) BUSTLING METROPOLIS
(C) SHRINKING RANCH
(D) NATIONAL PARK
(E) SOMEWHERE ELSE

WHAT FORM WOULD YOU LIKE TO TAKE?

(A) QUADRATIC MONOLITH
(B) COMELY HUMAN
(C) SOME BIRD/BEAST
(D) SOMETHING ELSE
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micelus

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Re: YOU ARE AN IDOL (SG)
« Reply #1 on: April 21, 2021, 10:08:07 pm »

C.

D; an uncomely quadratic birdwoman
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Re: YOU ARE AN IDOL (SG)
« Reply #2 on: April 21, 2021, 10:32:47 pm »

A

D An ornate bronze statue of a man with six arms and three eyes.
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Re: YOU ARE AN IDOL (SG)
« Reply #3 on: April 21, 2021, 11:08:01 pm »

A.
D. An uncomley quadratic birdwoman.
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Demonic Spoon

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Re: YOU ARE AN IDOL (SG)
« Reply #4 on: April 22, 2021, 01:12:19 am »

D

Are we just some prank? Or did aliens do it? Nobody knooooows. :spooky:

D THESUNTHESUNTHESUNTHESUNTHESUN
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Re: YOU ARE AN IDOL (SG)
« Reply #5 on: April 22, 2021, 01:32:06 am »

B
C
Crow statue.  We will be worshiped by the intelligent birds!

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Re: YOU ARE AN IDOL (SG)
« Reply #6 on: April 22, 2021, 01:53:02 am »

A
D A ZEBRA
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Re: YOU ARE AN IDOL (SG)
« Reply #7 on: April 22, 2021, 12:19:58 pm »

B

C A golden calf.
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Kilojoule Proton

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Re: YOU ARE AN IDOL (SG)
« Reply #8 on: April 22, 2021, 02:21:04 pm »

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LOCATION: 58% DISCORD
   PODUNK TOWN: Prophet, chubby2man, King Zultan
   BUSTLING METROPOLIS: VoidSlayer, A_Curious_Cat
   SHRINKING RANCH: micelus
   NATIONAL PARK: Demonic Spoon

FORM: 82% DISCORD
   UNCOMELY QUADRATIC BIRDWOMAN: micelus, chubby2man
   ORNATE BRONZE MAN WITH SIX ARMS AND THREE EYES: Prophet
   UN THE SUN THE SUN THE S: Demonic Spoon
   CROW: VoidSlayer
   ZEBRA: King Zultan
   GOLDEN CALF: A_Curious_Cat

NOBODY CAN SATISFACTORILY IDENTIFY WHAT YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE, BUT YOU VAGUELY LOOK LIKE A CROW CROSSED WITH A HUMAN. IN A BLENDER. WITH HOOVES AND EYES TOSSED IN FOR GOOD MEASURE. MOST WOULD AGREE THAT YOU'RE A BIT OF AN EYESORE, AND SOME DOUBTERS HAVE OPENLY QUESTIONED WHETHER YOU'RE AN APPROVED INSTALLATION AT ALL. ON THE BRIGHT SIDE, YOU SEEM TO HAVE ATTRACTED SOME LESS NEGATIVE ATTENTION FROM SOME OF THE TOWNSPEOPLE:
  • THE ASPIRING SINGER PASSES BY THE LOT YOU'RE IN TWICE EVERY DAY AND OCCASIONALLY STOPS BY TO COMPLAIN ABOUT CALLOUS MANAGEMENT AND DREAMS OF STARDOM. THEY LOOK INCREASINGLY SLEEP-DEPRIVED AND DEJECTED.
  • A FAMISHED VAGRANT AND THEIR BELOVED CANINE HAVE TAKEN TO SLEEPING UNDER THE COVER OF ONE OF YOUR WINGS.
  • EXPELLED FROM THE LOCAL COFFEE SHOP AND UNABLE TO MUSTER A WILLING AUDIENCE, THE CACOPHONOUS POET HAS TAKEN TO DECLAIMING VERSES AT YOU. DESPITE BEING AN UNLIVING BRONZE STATUE OF GREAT POWER, YOU DIE A LITTLE FOR EVERY LINE THE POET RECITES.
  • A WELL-DRESSED PHOTOGRAPHER CAME AROUND TO TAKE PICTURES OF YOUR MAGNIFICENT FORM YESTERDAY. YOU SPOT THEIR CAR AGAIN TODAY. ARE THEY SOME SORT OF RECRUITER? COULD THIS BE YOUR CHANCE TO BREAK INTO THE CUTTHROAT WORLD OF SUPERSTARDOM?

TODAY IS A BREEZY DAY. IT WOULD BE GREAT IF SOMEONE WERE TO START WORSHIPING YOU. FAILING THAT, AT LEAST PUTTING YOU ON THE ROAD TO STARDOM WOULD BE VERY NICE. MOST ANYTHING YOU CAN PUT INTO SONG YOU CAN EFFECT ON YOUR IMMEDIATE SURROUNDINGS (WHICH COVERS THE EMPTY LOT YOU'RE IN). WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO DO?
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« Last Edit: April 22, 2021, 03:10:06 pm by Demonic Spoon »
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Re: YOU ARE AN IDOL (SG)
« Reply #10 on: April 22, 2021, 07:51:05 pm »

WORSHIP OURSELVES AS ALL BIG STARS DO
DROWN THE LOT WITH THE SOUND OF SELF PRAISE
« Last Edit: April 22, 2021, 07:52:36 pm by Stirk »
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This is my signature. There are many like it, but this one is mine.

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Re: YOU ARE AN IDOL (SG)
« Reply #11 on: April 22, 2021, 07:52:04 pm »

WORSHIP OURSELVES AS ALL BIG STARS DO
DROWN THE LOT WITH THE SOUND OF SELF PRAISE
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This is my signature. There are many like it, but this one is mine.

This is my waifu, this is my gun. This one's for fighting, this ones for fun.

King Zultan

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Re: YOU ARE AN IDOL (SG)
« Reply #12 on: April 23, 2021, 03:30:57 am »

WORSHIP OURSELVES AS ALL BIG STARS DO
DROWN THE LOT WITH THE SOUND OF SELF PRAISE
+1
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Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Can I have the sword when you’re done?

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Re: YOU ARE AN IDOL (SG)
« Reply #13 on: April 23, 2021, 09:06:00 am »

WORSHIP OURSELVES AS ALL BIG STARS DO
DROWN THE LOT WITH THE SOUND OF SELF PRAISE

+1

WORSHIP OURSELVES AS ALL BIG STARS DO
DROWN THE LOT WITH THE SOUND OF SELF PRAISE
+1

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Re: YOU ARE AN IDOL (SG)
« Reply #14 on: April 23, 2021, 04:56:22 pm »

WORSHIP ELVES AS NO BIG STARS DO
DROWN THE LOT WITH THE SOUND OF ELF PRAISE
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