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Ozarck

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You're on a boat.
« on: February 18, 2021, 03:58:09 am »

You are on a boat.

Imic

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Re: You're on a boat.
« Reply #1 on: February 18, 2021, 08:50:58 am »

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Re: You're on a boat.
« Reply #2 on: February 18, 2021, 11:01:10 am »

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Re: You're on a boat.
« Reply #3 on: February 18, 2021, 11:41:44 am »

Search the boat to see if it contains any smaller boats.
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Re: You're on a boat.
« Reply #4 on: February 18, 2021, 04:09:15 pm »

Us right now
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The setting has been decided. You are a bunch of guys in tuxedos on a yacht (took me three tries to spell that). Whicho neof you is T-Pain?
Search the boat to see if it contains any smaller boats.
The boat contains four emergency life rafts located in prominently displayed containers along the edges. There is also a pair of jet skis, and a four person Waverider.

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Re: You're on a boat.
« Reply #5 on: February 18, 2021, 04:33:12 pm »

A shark jump onto the boat and start to break dance(or is it dying? should we help?)
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Re: You're on a boat.
« Reply #6 on: February 18, 2021, 05:05:40 pm »

Roll a six-sided die, and then say out loud what number it lands on. Maybe the randomness engine needs a jump-start.
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Re: You're on a boat.
« Reply #7 on: February 19, 2021, 06:49:05 am »

Try to gain magical boat powers.
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Re: You're on a boat.
« Reply #8 on: February 19, 2021, 02:09:34 pm »

A shark jump onto the boat and start to break dance(or is it dying? should we help?)
(2) T-Pain holds up a dead fish and shakes it menacingly. it flops about like a dead fish being shaken vigorously by an entertainer.

Roll a six-sided die, and then say out loud what number it lands on. Maybe the randomness engine needs a jump-start.
(1) You throw your dice (all of them) overboard. (3) ""Two pair!" you scream at the dead fish after briefly contemplating diving in after your luckdice.

Try to gain magical boat powers.
(5) You now can control a boat telepathically by having your soul inhabit the hull of the ship. You can communicate through the ship radio, talking to the pilot or whover is in the wheelhouse like Kitt talked to Knight Rider. You know, that dude from Baywatch. Yes, there were dudes in Baywatch, probably. Who knows for sure though.

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Re: You're on a boat.
« Reply #9 on: February 19, 2021, 03:40:23 pm »

Secret action, check PMs
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Imic

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Re: You're on a boat.
« Reply #10 on: February 19, 2021, 04:20:45 pm »

Use my magical powers of magic to manifest a second boat which floats in the air instead of on the water.
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Re: You're on a boat.
« Reply #11 on: February 19, 2021, 05:29:25 pm »

Study the boat to begin learning boatology.
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Re: You're on a boat.
« Reply #12 on: February 19, 2021, 08:23:31 pm »

Communicate with the ship radio telepathically and see if there is anyone on the the boat with us.
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Re: You're on a boat.
« Reply #13 on: February 21, 2021, 01:19:49 am »

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(2) the Coast Guard has been alerted. Stay where you are and keep your hands visible and empty at all times. The Coast Guard will arrive in (4) turns.

Use my magical powers of magic to manifest a second boat which floats in the air instead of on the water.
(4) You climb onto one of the jet skis and hover up alongside the yacht.

Study the boat to begin learning boatology.
(4) You discover bouyancy! You develop a basic piloting ability and understanding of navigation and communication protocols. Maintenance and repair are still beyond you for now.

Communicate with the ship radio telepathically and see if there is anyone on the the boat with us.
(5) Since you spawned in a rap video, there are at least half a dozen scantily clad women gyrating and undulating around the place. On reflection, you feel you could have discovered this via mundane methods and eyeballs, rather than via mystical interface with a non-sentient symbol of wealth and privilige. The Boat is unconcerned with such things, being a boat. It does inform you of the recent attempt to call an airstrike on the boat. that seemed to be a matter of some importance to the boat.

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Re: You're on a boat.
« Reply #14 on: February 21, 2021, 02:00:22 am »

Study boat law. That sounds like something that might come in handy.
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