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RoseHeart

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Adventures of Tropeman (SG) - CLOSED
« on: February 21, 2021, 07:40:11 pm »

You are looking in a bathroom mirror.

*spit*

You have foam in your mouth. You rinse it out. Today things are gunna change. It's time to choose a goal.

> What is your goal?
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Re: Adventures of Tropeman (SG)
« Reply #1 on: February 21, 2021, 11:32:19 pm »

To conquer the world with the power of friendship!

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Re: Adventures of Tropeman (SG)
« Reply #2 on: February 22, 2021, 12:16:29 am »

To conquer the world with the power of friendship!

Befriend everyone!


The more painful and humiliating, the better!
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Re: Adventures of Tropeman (SG)
« Reply #3 on: February 22, 2021, 06:56:44 am »

To discover the secret of life and death, i.e. immortality
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Re: Adventures of Tropeman (SG)
« Reply #4 on: February 22, 2021, 02:01:19 pm »

To make breakfast
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Re: Adventures of Tropeman (SG)
« Reply #5 on: February 22, 2021, 03:01:59 pm »

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Re: Adventures of Tropeman (SG)
« Reply #6 on: February 23, 2021, 06:08:28 am »

TAKE OVER THE WORLD WITH VIOLENCE!
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Re: Adventures of Tropeman (SG)
« Reply #7 on: February 23, 2021, 07:15:58 am »

TAKE OVER THE WORLD WITH VIOLENCE!
+1 support this instead of my other suggestion
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Re: Adventures of Tropeman (SG)
« Reply #8 on: February 23, 2021, 03:05:30 pm »

TAKE OVER THE WORLD WITH VIOLENCE!
+1 support this instead of my other suggestion
+1 better than making breakfast, I guess
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Re: Adventures of Tropeman (SG)
« Reply #9 on: February 23, 2021, 04:04:34 pm »

(Why not both?)

((Lame-assed opportunistic PTW message.))
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Re: Adventures of Tropeman (SG)
« Reply #10 on: February 23, 2021, 04:11:39 pm »

To conquer the world with the power of friendship!

Befriend everyone!


The more painful and humiliating, the better!

TAKE OVER THE WORLD WITH VIOLENCE!
+1 support this instead of my other suggestion
+1 better than making breakfast, I guess

Aren’t these the same thing?
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Re: Adventures of Tropeman (SG)
« Reply #11 on: February 23, 2021, 05:27:44 pm »

TAKE OVER THE WORLD WITH VIOLENCE!
+1 support this instead of my other suggestion
+1 better than making breakfast, I guess



"Why the heck not" you ask your reflection.

It's just a forum game anyway, after all. The people aren't even real.

No time for breakfast, I need to get to work.






~~~ Chapter 1: Lame Unskippable Tutorial ~~~



Wait a second, what does 'take over the world' even mean? Hmm, if it is with violence then I'm probably not trying to become elected as a world leader. Violence is really only good to intimidate or to destroy. Let's say I want there to be people left in the world, so I guess I am going to try to intimidate the world population into conceding me as their ruler, and destroy anyone who gets in my way. Then hold that position long enough to prove I could keep it, sounds good.

Now there's been a few folks that already tried to do something like this. Generally people fight back, nations unify, wars, and so forth. Wars are good, cause the violence part, but to actually achieve this in some lasting way, I need to one-up my predecessors. There's lots of new technology. Disease seems pretty potent, though maybe with Covid the global population is little too keen to try to use a dangerous new disease and everyone already has masks and keeps their distance. Hmm, shelve that idea for now.

Well as a so-far seemingly normal naked guy of unspecified ethnicity, I better see what powers I have. It must be pretty good if that thing up there makes me sound like an action superhero.



GOAL:
---Challenge: Resolve obstacles with violence!
---Challenge: Leave enough global survivors to rule over, and the more the better. ~7.8 Billion left
---Win: The remaining population of Earth cannot reasonably oppose your rule.

Plot Armor
You and NPCs can have meta protection from harm. Anything less then their armor rating will essentially be shrugged off somehow. Plot Armor increases are awarded to characters (and the player) for longevity and importance to the central plot. During the tutorial you have max plot armor("I need to abuse that").

-4: COFFIN. Technically or literally dead-on-arrival.
-3: DOOMED. WILL die.
-2: CURSED. Die to any danger.
-1: OUTLOOK NOT SO GOOD. Walking chapter plot token.
+0: UNCLEAR. Walking arc plot token.
+1: SCRAPPY. Walking arc finale plot token.
+2: OLD FAITHFUL. Walking "shit is REALLY hitting the fan!" plot token.
+3: BF HERO. Weakness: "The Heroic Death"
+4: CHOSEN. Weakness: "Destiny complete"



> What violent act shall you commit to further your goal of world domination?
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Re: Adventures of Tropeman (SG)
« Reply #12 on: February 23, 2021, 05:36:04 pm »

Go outside and kick a random dog.

(Also, when did we decide on our gender?)
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Re: Adventures of Tropeman (SG)
« Reply #13 on: February 23, 2021, 05:37:43 pm »

(Also, when did we decide on our gender?)
Title of the Game.
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Re: Adventures of Tropeman (SG)
« Reply #14 on: February 23, 2021, 05:48:52 pm »

(Also, when did we decide on our gender?)
Title of the Game.

Somehow, I missed that...
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