Find someone being bullied and beat up the bully!
The real violence will be the friends we make along the way! With violence.
Everyone likes Batman!
+1 because this is the only even slightly-thought-out plan.
+1. Lets be a vigilante! 
"My throat hurts already!"
You put on a grey hoody and sunglasses and head out late at night to the shady part of town. You see sidewalk tents and a homeless guy coughing. Under the neon lights of a closed pawn shop is a hooker trying to get your attention. Across the street a couple guys trade cash for a bag of pills. This seems like the perfect setting for someone to get bullied. You stay discrete and prowl in the shadows. The hours pass and the homeless guy's coughing snaps your attention back to the smell of piss emanating from the general vicinity of the dumpster you are hiding behind. Hmm, nothing tonight. We need better turnover of violence to oppose with superior violence. People are always getting bullied at schools right?
The next day you park your car across from the high school entrance. As a hoody wearing guy of ambiguous age, you may be mistaken for a student. As you scan the mass of students sprinkled generously around the steps and front lawn, you spot it.
Violence. A kid about 16 or so is pushing another kid about the same age. They are arguing. The pusher is taller, "looks like bullying to me!" You spring into action and B-line to the bully. From behind you slap your hands on their shoulders and drag them backward to the ground, and begin violently kicking them in the head. The victim looks on with shock, until demanding "What are you doing!?" "Saving you." you say as you deliver bone shaking kicks to this asshole. "Leave him alone, that's my best friend!" You look down at the shaking guarded 16 year old...
> What violent act shall you commit to further your goal of world domination?
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Topic: Adventures of Tropeman (SG) - CLOSED (Read 2010 times)