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nezclaw

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sum up your adventurer/adventurer party in one sentence
« on: April 05, 2021, 10:06:45 pm »

exactly what it sounds like. i'll start.

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Re: sum up your adventurer/adventurer party in one sentence
« Reply #1 on: June 10, 2021, 01:25:57 pm »

Homeless man rants about the virtues of a frog goddess.
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Re: sum up your adventurer/adventurer party in one sentence
« Reply #2 on: June 11, 2021, 11:35:37 am »

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I am ambushed by humans, and for a change, they do not drop dead immediately. I bash the master with my ladle, and he is propelled away. While in mid-air, he dies of old age.

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Re: sum up your adventurer/adventurer party in one sentence
« Reply #3 on: July 06, 2021, 10:35:55 am »

Necromancer blinds with wrestling his both fluffy wamblers and than proceeds to dodge their attacks for a fuck of time.
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Does anybody know how to become an elephant man in adventure mode? I literally did all advanced world settings possible to increase chances.

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Re: sum up your adventurer/adventurer party in one sentence
« Reply #4 on: July 07, 2021, 03:15:37 am »

A bunch of fat morons get lost in the woods.
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Re: sum up your adventurer/adventurer party in one sentence
« Reply #5 on: July 12, 2021, 08:24:35 pm »

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Re: sum up your adventurer/adventurer party in one sentence
« Reply #6 on: July 12, 2021, 11:43:13 pm »

Raven man and his dog shoot the breeze with necromancer's night creature minions.
« Last Edit: July 13, 2021, 12:27:29 am by PlumpHelmetMan »
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It's actually pretty terrifying to think about having all of your fat melt off into grease because you started sweating too much.

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« Reply #7 on: July 13, 2021, 06:12:40 pm »

Psychopathic death goddess worshiper, Deler Murderguts, attempts to secretively strangle or disembowel every goblin immigrant living in his home fortress.
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Re: sum up your adventurer/adventurer party in one sentence
« Reply #8 on: July 14, 2021, 04:17:32 pm »

Dwarf historian gives his shirt to a naked goblin woman and gets turned into a deer at a nearby shrine.
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It's actually pretty terrifying to think about having all of your fat melt off into grease because you started sweating too much.

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Re: sum up your adventurer/adventurer party in one sentence
« Reply #9 on: July 15, 2021, 09:32:05 am »

Dwarf historian gives his shirt to a naked goblin woman and gets turned into a deer at a nearby shrine.

For a week.
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Re: sum up your adventurer/adventurer party in one sentence
« Reply #10 on: July 15, 2021, 11:00:36 am »

Dwarf historian gives his shirt to a naked goblin woman and gets turned into a deer at a nearby shrine.

For a week.

There's actually a way around that which I think is a bug but I use it to my advantage whenever I get transformed (after I've had whatever fun I want to in my animal form, which generally takes much less than a week). Entering fast travel immediately returns you to your original form.
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It's actually pretty terrifying to think about having all of your fat melt off into grease because you started sweating too much.

rico6822

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Re: sum up your adventurer/adventurer party in one sentence
« Reply #11 on: July 15, 2021, 06:34:26 pm »

Dwarf historian gives his shirt to a naked goblin woman and gets turned into a deer at a nearby shrine.

For a week.

There's actually a way around that which I think is a bug but I use it to my advantage whenever I get transformed (after I've had whatever fun I want to in my animal form, which generally takes much less than a week). Entering fast travel immediately returns you to your original form.

Never rolled being an animal. Ok.
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Does anybody know how to become an elephant man in adventure mode? I literally did all advanced world settings possible to increase chances.