Congratulations, you beat ULTIMATE DOOR SIMULATOR. I'm so proud of you! but more proud of me for actually finishing something on this board that I startedEPILOGUE TIME:King Zultan is wanted and at large for Breaking & Entering, Assault with a Deadly Weapon, Looting, Vandalism, Grand Theft, Possession of Stolen Property, Sale of Stolen Property, Possession of various Drugs, and verbal harassment. He continues to be accompanied by his loyal companion, Sir Purrs-A-Lot, who is regularly fed various stolen cans of Tuna and other assorted delicacies by King Zultan.
A_Curious_Cat found employment on Sesame Street for many years as The Mummy Letter "K", even Co-Staring in a learning horror show with The Counting Count.
Egan_BW enjoyed fresh Peppermint Candy, straight off the tree, and decided to open a bakery specializing in Pants Bread and Pants-Shaped Baked Goods. The first year was tough, but sales skyrocketed when the Pot Shop opened up next door.
methylatedspirit got lost trying to walk back to
THE RESIDENCE, and has been lost every since. But they've enjoyed their myriad adventures.
Starver continues to guard
SOME OTHER UNRELATED DOOR. When
THE RESIDENCE finally collapses due to old age and poor maintenance in the distant future, Starver will still be there.
Strik3r has been banned from most cities, towns, villages, hamlets, and gas stations due his possession of LOUD AS F MUSIC, to the point that Strik3r was forced to create their own country, LOUD AS F MUSIC-STAN. Population 1, but plenty of visitors.
Kilojoule Proton got a crappy job working at a Convenience Store, until they got fed up at their boss, killed them, and is now has an even crappier job of running a Convenience Store. The last monarch of this monolith to corporate greed. Or so they say as they unclog the toilets...
Imic...is dead, since they teleported into
THE DOOR at the exact instant that
THE DOOR was destroyed. They are now a GHOST DOOR, blocking souls from getting into Heaven, until they are vanquished in this new role as well.
chaotick21 was granted 20 wishes for his total devotion to
THE DOOR. However, knowing that most wishes lead to death, they wisely requested in precise detail that each wish would be for a single dollar bill in US currency with a different number than the other dollar bills already wished, obtained legally from the various washers and dryers of the world. You have
$20, WHAT WILL YOU BUY?
...is
somebody else's forum game
Superdorf founded a New Fortress in the basement of
THE RESIDENCE. They seem happy enough, what with the homemade booze and all.
ZBridges went to night school to learn how to pick locks properly, met the person of their dreams, and reformed from their (attempted) life of crime for an honest, wholesome, happy life, in which they have more children than they ever wanted...one.
AzyWng, after their short stint as an amateur, has entered into the great and noble profession of Pizza Delivery. God Bless the Pizza Delivery Boys (and Girls), the Unsung Heroes of our time. Excuse me a second, I have a tear in my eye...
Yellow Pixel is so small they don't get an epilogue, although they're probably around somewhere...
BluarianKnight got offered a job they couldn't refuse.
Demonic Spoon, upon observing the destruction of
THE DOOR, is now observing the remains of
THE DOOR in the City Dump, and has sworn to continue observing those remains as they decompose into dust, and even thereafter.
VoidSlayer, as an expert in Counting, is interning for A_Curious_Cat on Sesame Street. Get more coffee!
ArchimedesWojak has failed in their shitposting duties and is hereby banished from
THE THREAD0cra_tr0per got a government contract to supply SUPER LAZERS to arm military bases. We civilians refer to them as "Spotlights".
a1s got stabbed for asking convoluted questions.Many thanks to Starver for the idea and xkcd linkmicelus got bored and decided to see a concert of THE DOORS instead.
Devastator decided to start collecting online games that can't be played anymore.
Kassire met The Door of their dreams at a nearby bar and took it home for a night of passion.
And I, your humble narrator, vowed never to check this thread ever again.
Ha! Good night folks!
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