... you see people going to work at the mine and say "Hey look, immigrants!"
... you are terrified of all elephants
... you wonder why the miners are so tall
... you look at a semi truck and wonder where the horses and mules are supposed to go
... you reccommend the throwing of insect corpses as a military tactic
... when your boss says you aren't working hard enough, you are terrified of eventually being beaten and jailed.
... when you ask the local police officers how many people theyve hammered to death
... when you read about the historically infamous chicago fire... and think to yourself "Toady had better fix that AI."
... You notice a channel near a mineshaft, and really really hope they dont flood the world with magma.
... Instead of "Titanium" you say "Adamantium", and warn miners that digging the stuff up could release an apochalyptic demon.
... You compare guerilla fighters to elves with bows.
... You reccomend to your boss putting a beer stockpile near the 'workshops' in order to speed up production.
... Your response to a critical situation is either falling asleep or going on break.
... Graffiti gives you happy thoughts about engravings.
... If you decorate a bag with something, you no longer use it.
... If you make a really really awesome meal, then the very second it rots, you start throwing stuff and punching people.
... You inexplicably go semi crazy, comandeer a facility, make something truely awesome to the highest degree, and carry it with you your entire life.
... You inexplicably go semi crazy, comandeer a facility, and when your materials demands arent met, you go on a murderous rampage.
... You ask your local mechanic for stone mechanisms.
... You try to buy plump helmets.
... When you ask your mayor for a quest.
... When you actually DO get a job from the mayor and are disappointed to find it doesnt involve killing a large beast of some kind.
... You ask about the cave-spider-silk content of your clothing
... You reccomend to your local hospital the instalation of floodgates...
... You think the quickest way to become Very Agile, Extremely Tough, and Extremely Strong is to throw rocks in random directions all day.
... You think that you will get an "Are you sure?" prompt before attacking a fellow citizen.
... You think that Art Money is the source of all magic
... You claim that all of the scientists are wrong about the end of the universe, since it will end not with a crunch or a heat death, but with an inflate -3 error.
... You have an engraving of a dwarf striking down a demon on your wall.
... Your new years resolution has approximately a 2 to 1 ratio.
... You ask for dwarven ale at the local bar.
... You donate rough stone to some local construction companies.
... Your house has a stone-walled room with a floodgate inside and a lever outside. You know, for siegers and nobles.
... You write a really long list of overdose symptoms :p
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