You know you've played too much DF when...
...you forget to take your lunch to work, you eat bugs.
...every paypday you put down a large square of cardboard in your home and wait for the supermarket to come to you.
...you only move in four directions and ignore everyone and anything diagonal to you.
...you love going out with your mates and invite them out all the time, but you don't ask them until they're in bed.
...when you were asked to move workstations, you started making your new desk out of rocks, but quit your job because there was a dust ball in the way.
...when you make dinner, you take it next door and eat it at their table. You leave seeds all over the floor regardless of what you ate.
...that person you like stops talking to you because not only do you stare but you keep fingering the nearest k letter when you meet.
...when you start making a cup of tea, you make thirty of them. Then you make yourself a sandwich - thirty of them.
...you've been fired for digging a hole in the manager's doorway claiming it would help make their office modest.
...you told a date that you liked them for their haunting moos.
...you paint an equals sign before putting anything down, and have painted one under everything in your workplace. You also keep clearing things out of other people's workstations and putting them on the floor in other rooms.
...you tried to buy a leather jacket with a legendary bolt that was actually just a dog bone. You then tried adding a strip of your shirt to see if it changed their mind.
...guests wonder why there's two doors to every room in your house. You tell them "it's to create an airlock" and stare at them like they should feel safer.
...you put a steel warhammer on your admin assistant's desk with a note saying "Please get milk. Priority 160%".
...whenever someone doesn't get you want you want for your birthday, you strip out of your clothes and fall asleep in the sink.
...You grab everything with your upper leg and lower arm, from holding a pen to caressing your partner.
...you went to see the doctor for a broken brain and were told to leave because you kept strangling the skeleton dummy.
...you went outside to get items during the last hurricane.
...at work you have a document full of text characters you've typed out and saved. You delete and replace each character one by one because you don't have DF there.
...when you saw two people on the street talking about how hot it was, you interrupted them to say "it isn't realistic and you don't see it in other fantasy worlds". You then said "Click here to read about heat and the weather on the wiki" and showed them a piece of paper with "here" written on it underlined.
...your partner goes to put the washing away and you grab them and say "no, no! No more than ten shirts in the basket". Then you strew the clothes around on the floor and go back to playing DF.
[ July 20, 2007: Message edited by: Faces of Mu ]
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