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[dragdeler]

They're not eating them, only stockpiling.

[brewer bob]

NEVER give them milk though. Cats just get stomach aches and diarrhoea from milk, but hedgehogs will die from it.

We have a habit of putting out a bowl of water during hot & dry periods. It's not much, but at least something to keep local wildlife hydrated.

[Yellow Pixel]

There are no wild hedgehogs where I live...

But there are chipmunks though!

[dragdeler]

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[Loud Whispers]

whoa chilly dogs

it's chilli dogs time

[King Zultan]

But what do they taste like?

[hedgerow]

But what do they taste like?

 

[George_Chickens]

Don't hedgehogs chew their own poo and spit it on each other?

[voliol]

Hedgehogs are cute. They also gave me one of my favorite animes, Neon Genesis Evangelion.

[ChairmanPoo]

But what do they taste like?

Like beer and failure.

[martinuzz]

But what do they taste like?

Like beer and failure.

Sounds good, I'll have two of those please

[EuchreJack]

But what do they taste like?

Like beer and failure.

So Hedgehogs should remind me of a bar?
Now, I'm really appreciating Hedgehogs!

[King Zultan]

That makes me wonder as to how we could brew them into alcohol.

[martinuzz]

Use pears, make prickly pear wine

[Frumple]

Obvious methods would be do them like those snakes they put in booze some times, or drop some quills in whatever you're fermenting. Less obvious would get... weirder.

Something that might actually work (and make something psychoactive/hallucinogenic) is to replicate that old (as in pre-industrial age) druggy trick of getting something jumped up on shrooms and then collecting their pee for reuse, either including it in the direct brewing process somewhere or cutting the finished product with psychedelic hedgehog piss.

The exact logistics of that process are left as an exercise for the curious.