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Total Members Voted: 6

[MadMonkey]

Time is moving slow still and you turn around to see another kobold approaching in slow motion.

[wierd]

Reading between the lines, we can totally demolish this fortress, AND increase the FPS back to stable levels, **AT THE SAME TIME** by killing all the cats.

Why?

Consider:  Why have the dwarves simply quarantined the cats, instead of murderating them themselves?

ANSWER:

Kitty Kat Mind Control has already happened, and murdering the cats will cause a tantrum spiral.  Otherwise, the atom smasher cat eliminator is the correct strategy.



Proposal:  MURDER THE CATS.

[TheFlame52]

I see no reason not to murder the cats other than 'because it would be cruel'. Maybe we can... slam the door shut again to avoid that?

[King Zultan]

I'm all for operation murder all the cats.

[MadMonkey]

How do you kill the cats?

[TheFlame52]

We could cast congeal blood on them.

[Schmaven]

Could we make a giant blood golem, leaving behind just a dry pile of cat husks?

[MadMonkey]

With your current powers, you can't manipulate the blood of a creature unless there is an open wound. However, you do have ample material to work from your tunic.

[Schmaven]

If we still have the "Tribute Scar" dagger, maybe we could put it to use opening some tribute wounds on the mass of cats?  If we leave just enough blood in them to live, they might even lay there, injured and immobile, freeing up the FPS, yet still eventually recover, and develop scars, while we abscond with a fierce blood-golem made of their involuntary blood trubute?

[King Zultan]

If we still have the "Tribute Scar" dagger, maybe we could put it to use opening some tribute wounds on the mass of cats?  If we leave just enough blood in them to live, they might even lay there, injured and immobile, freeing up the FPS, yet still eventually recover, and develop scars, while we abscond with a fierce blood-golem made of their involuntary blood trubute?

+1 Sounds like a good plan right there.

[MadMonkey]

Version 4 of Aliasing.Pro is launched to production so I am going to start drawing the comic again. This weekend I'd like to do a let's draw stream on my Twitch channel showing how I use the web app to draw my comic.

[TheFlame52]

I may not always respond, but I'm always reading.

[MadMonkey]

I'm streaming the update on my twich channel in about 2 hours.

[MadMonkey]

I got sick so I didn't stream yesterday. I am streaming it now my twich channel.

[MadMonkey]

I see no reason not to murder the cats other than 'because it would be cruel'. Maybe we can... slam the door shut again to avoid that?

Actually you are getting used to the fps being so low and your perception of time goes back to normal. You ask yourself do you still want to kill the cats?



The kobold runs up to you. You don't recognize him. He says, "Thanks for getting the guards to open the gate. I snuck in after you. Maybe we can work together to get all the shinies."