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Author Topic: Losing Is Fun - Part II  (Read 34154 times)

MadMonkey

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Re: Losing Is Fun - Part II
« Reply #420 on: January 28, 2024, 08:36:33 pm »



Time is moving slow still and you turn around to see another kobold approaching in slow motion.
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Re: Losing Is Fun - Part II
« Reply #421 on: January 29, 2024, 01:29:36 am »

Reading between the lines, we can totally demolish this fortress, AND increase the FPS back to stable levels, **AT THE SAME TIME** by killing all the cats.

Why?

Consider:  Why have the dwarves simply quarantined the cats, instead of murderating them themselves?

ANSWER:

Kitty Kat Mind Control has already happened, and murdering the cats will cause a tantrum spiral.  Otherwise, the atom smasher cat eliminator is the correct strategy.



Proposal:  MURDER THE CATS.
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TheFlame52

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Re: Losing Is Fun - Part II
« Reply #422 on: January 29, 2024, 04:03:28 pm »

I see no reason not to murder the cats other than 'because it would be cruel'. Maybe we can... slam the door shut again to avoid that?

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Re: Losing Is Fun - Part II
« Reply #423 on: January 30, 2024, 01:17:12 am »

I'm all for operation murder all the cats.
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MadMonkey

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Re: Losing Is Fun - Part II
« Reply #424 on: February 11, 2024, 12:20:50 am »

How do you kill the cats?
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TheFlame52

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Re: Losing Is Fun - Part II
« Reply #425 on: February 11, 2024, 12:56:18 am »

We could cast congeal blood on them.

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Re: Losing Is Fun - Part II
« Reply #426 on: February 11, 2024, 08:48:18 am »

Could we make a giant blood golem, leaving behind just a dry pile of cat husks?
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MadMonkey

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Re: Losing Is Fun - Part II
« Reply #427 on: February 11, 2024, 11:37:03 pm »

With your current powers, you can't manipulate the blood of a creature unless there is an open wound. However, you do have ample material to work from your tunic.
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Re: Losing Is Fun - Part II
« Reply #428 on: February 12, 2024, 02:16:17 am »

If we still have the "Tribute Scar" dagger, maybe we could put it to use opening some tribute wounds on the mass of cats?  If we leave just enough blood in them to live, they might even lay there, injured and immobile, freeing up the FPS, yet still eventually recover, and develop scars, while we abscond with a fierce blood-golem made of their involuntary blood trubute?
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King Zultan

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Re: Losing Is Fun - Part II
« Reply #429 on: February 13, 2024, 03:01:18 am »

If we still have the "Tribute Scar" dagger, maybe we could put it to use opening some tribute wounds on the mass of cats?  If we leave just enough blood in them to live, they might even lay there, injured and immobile, freeing up the FPS, yet still eventually recover, and develop scars, while we abscond with a fierce blood-golem made of their involuntary blood trubute?
+1 Sounds like a good plan right there.
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MadMonkey

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Re: Losing Is Fun - Part II
« Reply #430 on: March 22, 2024, 02:55:34 pm »

Version 4 of Aliasing.Pro is launched to production so I am going to start drawing the comic again. This weekend I'd like to do a let's draw stream on my Twitch channel showing how I use the web app to draw my comic.
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Re: Losing Is Fun - Part II
« Reply #431 on: March 22, 2024, 03:04:43 pm »

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MadMonkey

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Re: Losing Is Fun - Part II
« Reply #432 on: March 23, 2024, 05:09:58 pm »

I'm streaming the update on my twich channel in about 2 hours.
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MadMonkey

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Re: Losing Is Fun - Part II
« Reply #433 on: March 24, 2024, 01:39:14 pm »

I got sick so I didn't stream yesterday. I am streaming it now my twich channel.
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MadMonkey

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Re: Losing Is Fun - Part II
« Reply #434 on: March 24, 2024, 02:13:16 pm »

I see no reason not to murder the cats other than 'because it would be cruel'. Maybe we can... slam the door shut again to avoid that?

Actually you are getting used to the fps being so low and your perception of time goes back to normal. You ask yourself do you still want to kill the cats?



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