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Haven

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So yeah... Anyone else have this happen to them before..
« on: March 28, 2008, 11:51:00 pm »

Dunno if this is common or what. Anyhow, for the boring background story, I had just made my umpteenth adventurer to ask Mayor Bla for a quest. He sent me to the same place my last seven or so adventurers died. Rather irritated, I proceeded to rip his eyes out and hack him to death, which led to me fighting out of the city, which led to me killing every human I could find in my pocket world.

Eventually I died of something suitably ignoble, and checked the legends page to see there were about four people left alive. Shocked, I made a new adventurer to remedy this. Before killing the few remaining townsfolk, I was sure to talk them up about their family, as I figured there may be more left somewhere...

Then I started getting responses like this...

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Lecit Abeothla, Guard: My eldest son was named Opra Deadblueness.
Lecit Abeothla, Guard: He was also my cousin.
Lecit Abeothla, Guard: My wife was named Kulur Sculptedraptors
Lecit Abeothla, Guard: She was also my aunt.

I guess they did what they had to in order to repopulate...?

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Kyselina

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Re: So yeah... Anyone else have this happen to them before..
« Reply #1 on: March 29, 2008, 04:02:00 am »

Holy ****.
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Re: So yeah... Anyone else have this happen to them before..
« Reply #2 on: March 29, 2008, 06:30:00 am »

Happens often in pocket worlds...
Terrible none the less.
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Re: So yeah... Anyone else have this happen to them before..
« Reply #3 on: March 29, 2008, 01:41:00 pm »

Terribly funny. :P
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Re: So yeah... Anyone else have this happen to them before..
« Reply #4 on: March 30, 2008, 04:59:00 am »

Discovering this caused the "Pocket Worlds!" thread to be about incest.

And it was my fault.

[ March 30, 2008: Message edited by: LASD ]

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Re: So yeah... Anyone else have this happen to them before..
« Reply #5 on: March 30, 2008, 02:10:00 pm »

I would have to agree with that hypothesis.  An interesting fact indeed indeedy.
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Re: So yeah... Anyone else have this happen to them before..
« Reply #6 on: March 31, 2008, 04:51:00 pm »

The dwarves of pure blood -.-.
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Re: So yeah... Anyone else have this happen to them before..
« Reply #7 on: April 02, 2008, 02:29:00 am »

Remind me to make more pocket worlds.  :D
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Re: So yeah... Anyone else have this happen to them before..
« Reply #8 on: April 02, 2008, 03:16:00 am »

Make a pocket world, find a human civ, kill all but one man and one woman.  Then, use the fortress trick to advance several years forward.  Finally, return to that town and start asking questions.