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Dustan Hache

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Re: Defeat the Dragon
« Reply #30 on: July 26, 2021, 02:06:37 pm »
Quote from: 0cra_tr0per on July 26, 2021, 01:12:51 pm
Quote from: Dustan Hache on July 26, 2021, 01:05:39 pm
Dragons need water? Huh. Better eat that person who dehydrated us. Use magic to grow a second head and eat 0cra_tr0per!

>Redirect the incoming attack to my stunt double, Orca_Trooper. While my stunt double risks his life for the properly spelled version, I steal the rest of the water from the dragon.
Counter this by coordinating with the other half of the dragon to ensure he and his stunt double die!
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I figure at some point, you're just gonna run outta fucks to give and just off yourself whenever you get hurt at all. It's not like there's any downsides to it. Hangover? Suicide will fix that. Stubbed your toe? Suicide. Headache? Suicide. Papercut? Suicide.

BlackPaladin99

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Re: Defeat the Dragon
« Reply #31 on: July 26, 2021, 04:31:40 pm »
try to retake control of the beasts. If that fails, destroy them with my power.
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Quote from: Dunamisdeos on April 30, 2019, 01:11:45 pm
We're talking about partially sapient undead spaghetti here, you can probably instruct it to only strangle specific diners.

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Re: Defeat the Dragon
« Reply #32 on: July 26, 2021, 04:35:41 pm »
Use my hoard to acquire some virgins from the nearby town (about 70 of them should do) and bring them back to the dragon’s cave.
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Quote from: Jim Groovester on March 31, 2023, 04:39:41 pm
Really hoping somebody puts this in their signature.

The Canadian kitten

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Re: Defeat the Dragon
« Reply #33 on: July 26, 2021, 06:04:13 pm »
Ow, seems like a one-off thing. Punch the dragon this time.
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King Zultan

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Re: Defeat the Dragon
« Reply #34 on: July 27, 2021, 03:03:32 am »
"WITH THE POWER OF POTATOES, I shall become the dragon's best friend!"
Use my potato powers to summon even more potatoes inside the dragon to further increase the friendship!
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Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
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but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Fluffe9911

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Re: Defeat the Dragon
« Reply #35 on: July 27, 2021, 03:22:32 am »
Slap the dragon to assert dominance.
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Knightwing64

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Re: Defeat the Dragon
« Reply #36 on: July 28, 2021, 08:05:57 am »
(Some relatives are coming over today, So it will be out tomorrow. Thanks for waiting!)
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Naturegirl1999

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Re: Defeat the Dragon
« Reply #37 on: July 28, 2021, 10:28:15 am »
((You’re welcome, hope the visit goes well))
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Knightwing64

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Re: Defeat the Dragon
« Reply #38 on: July 29, 2021, 12:53:17 pm »
                                                 Turn 3!

Quote from: Egan_BW on July 26, 2021, 10:53:08 am
Wrongwarp to heaven.
[5]

You have warped to heaven. Quite the achievement!
Quote from: Naturegirl1999 on July 26, 2021, 11:15:37 am
Cause the lava to freeze, turning it into rock, thus keeping the dragon in place
[4]

You succeed, Trapping the dragon this turn only!
Quote from: Dustan Hache on July 26, 2021, 01:05:39 pm
Dragons need water? Huh. Better eat that person who dehydrated us. Use magic to grow a second head and eat 0cra_tr0per!
[6]

You grow a second head but it refuses to kill 0cra_tr0per!
Quote from: 0cra_tr0per on July 26, 2021, 01:12:51 pm
Quote from: Dustan Hache on July 26, 2021, 01:05:39 pm
Dragons need water? Huh. Better eat that person who dehydrated us. Use magic to grow a second head and eat 0cra_tr0per!

>Redirect the incoming attack to my stunt double, Orca_Trooper. While my stunt double risks his life for the properly spelled version, I steal the rest of the water from the dragon.
[4]

Not needing the stunt double, You successfully deplete the dragon of water, Severely weakening it.
Quote from: BlackPaladin99 on July 26, 2021, 04:31:40 pm
try to retake control of the beasts. If that fails, destroy them with my power.
[1]

You completely fail at getting them around control...

[2]

And get eaten by them! Respawn?
Quote from: A_Curious_Cat on July 26, 2021, 04:35:41 pm
Use my hoard to acquire some virgins from the nearby town (about 70 of them should do) and bring them back to the dragon’s cave.
[1]

You fail miserably and get beaten, Almost dying at the hands of outraged parents. They lock you up.
Quote from: The Canadian kitten on July 26, 2021, 06:04:13 pm
Ow, seems like a one-off thing. Punch the dragon this time.
[3]

You punch the dragon! Doing about as much damage as a punch should do to a dragon, None!


« Last Edit: July 29, 2021, 12:59:56 pm by Knightwing64 »
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Egan_BW

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Re: Defeat the Dragon
« Reply #39 on: July 29, 2021, 12:55:00 pm »
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« Last Edit: July 29, 2021, 04:35:15 pm by Egan_BW »
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Insatiable consumption. Ceaseless motion. Unstoppable destruction.

Knightwing64

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Re: Defeat the Dragon
« Reply #40 on: July 29, 2021, 01:01:58 pm »
                                                 Turn 3!

Quote from: Egan_BW on July 26, 2021, 10:53:08 am
Wrongwarp to heaven.
[5]

You have warped to heaven. Quite the achievement!
Quote from: Naturegirl1999 on July 26, 2021, 11:15:37 am
Cause the lava to freeze, turning it into rock, thus keeping the dragon in place
[4]

You succeed, Trapping the dragon this turn only!
Quote from: Dustan Hache on July 26, 2021, 01:05:39 pm
Dragons need water? Huh. Better eat that person who dehydrated us. Use magic to grow a second head and eat 0cra_tr0per!
[6]

You grow a second head but it refuses to kill 0cra_tr0per!
Quote from: 0cra_tr0per on July 26, 2021, 01:12:51 pm
Quote from: Dustan Hache on July 26, 2021, 01:05:39 pm
Dragons need water? Huh. Better eat that person who dehydrated us. Use magic to grow a second head and eat 0cra_tr0per!

>Redirect the incoming attack to my stunt double, Orca_Trooper. While my stunt double risks his life for the properly spelled version, I steal the rest of the water from the dragon.
[4]

Not needing the stunt double, You successfully deplete the dragon of water, Severely weakening it.
Quote from: BlackPaladin99 on July 26, 2021, 04:31:40 pm
try to retake control of the beasts. If that fails, destroy them with my power.
[1]

You completely fail at getting them around control...

[2]

And get eaten by them! Respawn?
Quote from: A_Curious_Cat on July 26, 2021, 04:35:41 pm
Use my hoard to acquire some virgins from the nearby town (about 70 of them should do) and bring them back to the dragon’s cave.
[1]

You fail miserably and get beaten, Almost dying at the hands of outraged parents. They lock you up.
Quote from: The Canadian kitten on July 26, 2021, 06:04:13 pm
Ow, seems like a one-off thing. Punch the dragon this time.
[3]

You punch the dragon! Doing about as much damage as a punch should do to a dragon, None!
Quote from: King Zultan on July 27, 2021, 03:03:32 am
"WITH THE POWER OF POTATOES, I shall become the dragon's best friend!"
Use my potato powers to summon even more potatoes inside the dragon to further increase the friendship!
[5]

You are now da best friend ever!
Quote from: Fluffe9911 on July 27, 2021, 03:22:32 am
Slap the dragon to assert dominance.
[1]

The dragon slaps you and asserts dominance. You are now it’s loyal slave.



Dragon:
(Is trapped)

???:
Relaxes as nobody seems to be catching on.
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Knightwing64

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Re: Defeat the Dragon
« Reply #41 on: July 29, 2021, 01:02:56 pm »
Had to post the turn twice, As it erased some of the turn for no reason. Oof
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Naturegirl1999

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Re: Defeat the Dragon
« Reply #42 on: July 29, 2021, 01:03:37 pm »
Cast a spell that causes the dragon’s scales to turn into leeches, who then drain the dragon of whatever blood it has left
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Re: Defeat the Dragon
« Reply #43 on: July 29, 2021, 03:49:50 pm »
>Kill the fully dehydrated dragon
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it's over

TricMagic

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Re: Defeat the Dragon
« Reply #44 on: July 29, 2021, 04:33:14 pm »
Seduce the Dragon.
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