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Author Topic: The Title Is Undead  (Read 10703 times)

Knightwing64

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Re: The Title Is Undead
« Reply #30 on: September 18, 2021, 05:49:47 pm »

I play with my staff of power
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Starver

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Re: The Title Is Undead
« Reply #31 on: September 18, 2021, 05:54:36 pm »

I say nothing.
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King Zultan

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Re: The Title Is Undead
« Reply #32 on: September 19, 2021, 01:43:24 am »

What has happened to this thread, also I'm gonna go use some eye bleach now.

In the meantime, I pluck the crown from King Zultan’s head and abscond with my loot.
Stop doing that.
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
Quote from: Leodanny
Can I have the sword when you’re done?

A_Curious_Cat

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Re: The Title Is Undead
« Reply #33 on: September 19, 2021, 01:12:27 pm »

The curious cat runs from the furious rat.
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King Zultan

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Re: The Title Is Undead
« Reply #34 on: September 20, 2021, 02:39:25 am »

What happens when the furious rat kicks the curious cat?
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
Quote from: Leodanny
Can I have the sword when you’re done?

Knightwing64

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Re: The Title Is Undead
« Reply #35 on: September 20, 2021, 08:06:13 am »

What happens when the furious rat kicks the curious cat?

I hit the rat with my staff of power
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BlackPaladin99

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Re: The Title Is Undead
« Reply #36 on: September 20, 2021, 04:10:08 pm »

And then I stab the knight who whacked the rat.
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We're talking about partially sapient undead spaghetti here, you can probably instruct it to only strangle specific diners.

King Zultan

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Re: The Title Is Undead
« Reply #37 on: September 21, 2021, 03:32:27 am »

I hit the rat with my staff of power
Ew, that's nasty.


I also stab the knight.
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
Quote from: Leodanny
Can I have the sword when you’re done?

Knightwing64

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Re: The Title Is Undead
« Reply #38 on: September 21, 2021, 06:05:29 am »

I hit the rat with my staff of power
Ew, that's nasty.


I also stab the knight.

What have we become
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A_Curious_Cat

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Re: The Title Is Undead
« Reply #39 on: September 22, 2021, 01:17:45 am »

I hit the rat with my staff of power
Ew, that's nasty.


I also stab the knight.

What have we become

Pardon me, good sir.  Would you be interested in buying a crown?  It’s only slightly used!
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King Zultan

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Re: The Title Is Undead
« Reply #40 on: September 22, 2021, 01:29:08 am »

What have we become
A group of people that are happy to stab each other!

Pardon me, good sir.  Would you be interested in buying a crown?  It’s only slightly used!
I'll buy it, and the price I'm paying is me not stabbing you if I get it back!
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
Quote from: Leodanny
Can I have the sword when you’re done?

A_Curious_Cat

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Re: The Title Is Undead
« Reply #41 on: September 22, 2021, 09:17:14 pm »

What have we become
A group of people that are happy to stab each other!

Pardon me, good sir.  Would you be interested in buying a crown?  It’s only slightly used!
I'll buy it, and the price I'm paying is me not stabbing you if I get it back!
So… if I sell it to someone else, and you succeed in getting it back from them, then you won’t stab me.

Got it!
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King Zultan

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Re: The Title Is Undead
« Reply #42 on: September 23, 2021, 03:55:02 am »

What have we become
A group of people that are happy to stab each other!

Pardon me, good sir.  Would you be interested in buying a crown?  It’s only slightly used!
I'll buy it, and the price I'm paying is me not stabbing you if I get it back!
So… if I sell it to someone else, and you succeed in getting it back from them, then you won’t stab me.

Got it!
No if you sell it to someone else I'll stab both you and the buyer, now give it back!
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
Quote from: Leodanny
Can I have the sword when you’re done?

BlackPaladin99

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Re: The Title Is Undead
« Reply #43 on: September 23, 2021, 05:28:18 pm »

What have we become
A group of people that are happy to stab each other!

Pardon me, good sir.  Would you be interested in buying a crown?  It’s only slightly used!
I'll buy it, and the price I'm paying is me not stabbing you if I get it back!
So… if I sell it to someone else, and you succeed in getting it back from them, then you won’t stab me.

Got it!
No if you sell it to someone else I'll stab both you and the buyer, now give it back!
I’ll help!
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We're talking about partially sapient undead spaghetti here, you can probably instruct it to only strangle specific diners.

King Zultan

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Re: The Title Is Undead
« Reply #44 on: September 24, 2021, 04:02:53 am »

What have we become
A group of people that are happy to stab each other!

Pardon me, good sir.  Would you be interested in buying a crown?  It’s only slightly used!
I'll buy it, and the price I'm paying is me not stabbing you if I get it back!
So… if I sell it to someone else, and you succeed in getting it back from them, then you won’t stab me.

Got it!
No if you sell it to someone else I'll stab both you and the buyer, now give it back!
I’ll help!
The more the merrier!
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
Quote from: Leodanny
Can I have the sword when you’re done?
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