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Author Topic: The Tales of Runlance - Year 1511 - OVERSEERS NEEDED! APPLY INSIDE!  (Read 26291 times)

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Re: The Revolution of Runlance - Year 1503 - OVERSEERS NEEDED!! APPLY INSIDE!!
« Reply #75 on: October 03, 2021, 01:43:37 pm »

Ah yes. This will be fun. I'll try not to kill everyone.
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« Reply #76 on: October 03, 2021, 03:16:33 pm »

Ah yes. This will be fun. I'll try not to kill everyone.

"Try", well this will be !FUN!
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« Reply #77 on: October 04, 2021, 02:15:10 am »

Is this going to be the part in the story where the whole fort suddenly turns into a gulag?
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« Reply #78 on: October 07, 2021, 08:36:19 pm »

Part the First: Spring

I have the honour of running our glorious fort for the nest year! This will be glorious for the revolution. I can smell Spring and all the--

excuse me what?!?



Uhhh it has been what, two days? Already? At least there aren't that many...



O look, a Kiwi, heh, heheheh, ahem.

Alright, everybody, get inside! I've been informed we have a military. They have been stationed in the hallway just in case.

Run, you fools!



I.... retract my statement of "there aren't that many".



Crap.



...

I TOLD YOU TO STAY INSIDE!

...

Maybe they can handle it?



Not the cat!

Necromancer's dead, at least! From a punch to the eye, no less!





Maybe the zombies will leave now?



That's a no and-

WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?! Don't you see how many there are? Come on... please? no? okay....

Time to close the gate- wait.

You're telling me these three are evacuating pulling a heavy boulder each!?!



Come on, just get in! We can't keep the gate open forever!

I mean, look what's coming!



One of them is a master carpenter. Their loss would be very disadvantageous, but they still cling to that boulder. Why?



Gulp



That's not very good, is it? I'm not a military expert.

It is unoertunate, but we will have to sacrifice the ones left outside. We can't let the enemy get in.



Last fighter left. Not looking good



WHY is NOONE pulling the lever!?

Finally!



You!



You're the hero, the only one who put down their booze to save Runlance!

You shall be honoured



Meanwhile, I can only helplessly watch the last moments of our last fighter...



Astesh Bittenpants, you fought well.



Heh. Seems your pants were bitten



Excuse me?



Excuse me?



Priorites? You're about to die, and this?

Eventually, even the best of us tire, and Astesh passed out from fatiguw, and was swiftly beheaded. Ouch.



I have been informed of a strange individual among the intruders



Who are these Night Hands?

It is a sad day. We need something to cheer us up, such as-



Material beauty? Sure!



Pipes? kids? Sure!



I have been informed that one member of our military survived. Apparently, they obeyed the order to stay inside. They will be commended for this! A promotio-



Walking corpses!? Inside?!

In the brisge? How? It's sealed!



Oh



Oh



Some roots must have grown through the roof, and those damned beasts crawled inside!

Quick, seal it off, lest they get inside!



...

They have taken our booze. We are sealed off. This could end badly. I must come up with a solution, lest we go sober...

I have it! We will trap the hallway, and lure them in!

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And quickly wall up that hole!

Success! we can drink again!



The enemy have... gathered into a bunch? Scouts report they are fighting... Giant feathered snakes?



Some older than me have identified these beasts





Apparently the results of twisted experiments. I shudder to think what else those experiments created.

On a sadder not, it seems the horrors outside have caused negative effects on our comreade Delphanso.



Another of our comrades seems to have gone mad, no doubt from the horrors as well.



They raved in the dining room about needing a bowyer's workshop. I had one built, for I didn't want the poor fellow to suffer.

Hmm, interesting collection of items...



Meanwhile, it's pretty outside. Except for the undead. And corpses. And blood. And sunlight.



The crazed lad is done! He made... a blowpipe? Doubt we'll be able to use it, but it sure has a fancy name!





And just as that is completed, the seasons change.

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« Reply #79 on: October 07, 2021, 09:42:46 pm »

Come on, just get in! We can't keep the gate open forever!

I mean, look what's coming!

That... actually gave me chills. Good job on surviving that, Gwolfski.

You're the hero, the only one who put down their booze to save Runlance!

You shall be honoured

I don't think you're dorfed yet, right? You might want to dorf yourself as this one.
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Re: The Revolution of Runlance - Year 1503 - OVERSEERS NEEDED!! APPLY INSIDE!!
« Reply #80 on: October 07, 2021, 09:50:43 pm »

Oh... that went well.
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« Reply #81 on: October 08, 2021, 12:04:08 am »

That's a really annoying bug (feature?) with trees. If you chop a tree with an empty tile below the tile the tree was on becomes empty space. I try to always make my farms 2 z levels below the surface so that I never need to worry about that. You can build a floor over the stuff.
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« Reply #82 on: October 08, 2021, 12:09:53 am »

All those zombie... how depressing.

This is hopeless...

(Great turn! Well managed zombie raid. You can forbid carried boulders and put a single square or burrow under the dwarf to get them to immediately drop it)

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« Reply #83 on: October 08, 2021, 09:11:43 am »

That's a really annoying bug (feature?) with trees. If you chop a tree with an empty tile below the tile the tree was on becomes empty space. I try to always make my farms 2 z levels below the surface so that I never need to worry about that. You can build a floor over the stuff.
... Why does this make me think of a hallway of falling trees as a trap?
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« Reply #84 on: October 08, 2021, 02:54:23 pm »

Ah yes. This will be fun. I'll try not to kill everyone.

this aged well
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Re: The Revolution of Runlance - Year 1503 - OVERSEERS NEEDED!! APPLY INSIDE!!
« Reply #85 on: October 09, 2021, 03:00:25 pm »

Ah yes. This will be fun. I'll try not to kill everyone.

this aged well

But Gwolfski is at least keeping his promise!

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« Reply #86 on: October 09, 2021, 05:14:24 pm »

so ummm a thing happened. You'll love it
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« Reply #87 on: October 09, 2021, 06:27:37 pm »

Whatever it is, I did worse over at the Colorless Home.  Only I couldn't salvage mine, so I restarted the turn.  It was on like day 3 of spring, although I wasted an hour organizing things, so it was only my time lost...

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« Reply #88 on: October 10, 2021, 02:46:18 am »

so ummm a thing happened. You'll love it
Fun things are happening and I'm hyped about it!
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