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[Scoops Novel]

Can he rise to the top of it in 1 year?

[Frumple]

If and only if he teams up with hypnotoad.

[scriver]

In my mind the new York criminal underworld is still made up out of Italian and Irish gangs but they're probably all gone now. And I think he'd have a lot of communication problem given that none of them speaks Welsh

[Scoops Novel]

He is a famed world traveller, in earnest. He probably picks up workable english in 2 weeks.

[Frumple]

Depending on the continuity, he may already know it. Wouldn't be the first time some version of conan's time travelled to the US, I think.

[martinuzz]

He is a famed world traveller, in earnest. He probably picks up workable english in 2 weeks.

Lesson 1: The lamentations of their women

[dragdeler]

Somehow I am reminded of the episode where Hal, has a gang of bodybuilders at his whim.


There is definitly potential here... Conan with a riot shield etc. I mean we all know what became of Hal, excuse me, Walter.

[Urist McScoopbeard]

Conan would not only control the New York Criminal Underground, he would be the Mayor of NYC, and Governor of the State as well due to his intelligence, desire to <<<rip and tear>>>, and empire-building tendencies

[Egan_BW]

He manages it with help from an unlikely ally, Revolver "Revolver Ocelot" Ocelot.

[Urist McScoopbeard]

Live video feed of Conan and Ocelot in the New York State Legislature

[scriver]

That's Revolver Ocelot?

...I'm not sure why, but I thought Revolver Ocelot was a woman.

I mean she could still be, of course. But it's not the first assumption I'd make upon seeing that character

[Urist McScoopbeard]

No, you're thinking of Revolver Ocelot's mom who was, in fact, a woman!

(this joke is funny for many reasons)