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Knightwing64

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Roll to End the Game
« on: November 22, 2021, 06:17:38 pm »

                                                  Turn 0

You are on Earth in 2021, once you have infected the world with sufficient weirdness/magic the GAME will end. You can fight this transformation of course, but why would you want to?




(May contain plot.)

Gods: Asleep, weakened

Elder Gods: Asleep

Titans: Asleep, Imprisoned
« Last Edit: November 22, 2021, 06:24:48 pm by Knightwing64 »
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Fluffe9911

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Re: Roll to End the Game
« Reply #1 on: November 22, 2021, 07:00:41 pm »

Dance
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Re: Roll to End the Game
« Reply #2 on: November 22, 2021, 07:51:11 pm »

PRAY LOAD MUZIK
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NJW2000

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Re: Roll to End the Game
« Reply #3 on: November 22, 2021, 08:07:50 pm »

Sit very still and read a book with pictures.
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One wheel short of a wagon

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Re: Roll to End the Game
« Reply #4 on: November 23, 2021, 02:09:23 am »

EJECT DISK/DISC WHILE GAME STILL RUNNING   
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King Zultan

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Re: Roll to End the Game
« Reply #5 on: November 23, 2021, 02:14:54 am »

Call God and ask him to wake up and get his ass over here.
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Can I have the sword when you’re done?

Devastator

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Re: Roll to End the Game
« Reply #6 on: November 23, 2021, 05:11:26 am »

Be Catgirl
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Rockeater

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Re: Roll to End the Game
« Reply #7 on: November 23, 2021, 08:43:46 am »

Join the nearest Elder Gods worshiping cult
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Damnit people, this is why I said to keep the truce. Because now everyone's ganging up on the cats.
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Re: Roll to End the Game
« Reply #8 on: November 23, 2021, 09:55:38 am »

Wake up the gods.
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Re: Roll to End the Game
« Reply #9 on: November 23, 2021, 11:28:38 am »

I decide that the earth will become incredibly unsafe by the next few turns, so I will find my way into space and build an orbital shipyard to conquer the galaxy and mainly get away from this (soon to be) shithole planet.
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it's over

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Re: Roll to End the Game
« Reply #10 on: November 23, 2021, 01:27:07 pm »

consume the Earth
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Re: Roll to End the Game
« Reply #11 on: November 23, 2021, 09:36:21 pm »

Alright, next turn will be up tomorrow morning, feel free to post any last minute actions.
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Re: Roll to End the Game
« Reply #12 on: November 24, 2021, 09:00:41 am »

                                         Turn 1

Dance
[2]

You dance, terribly. Not only did you sprain your ankle, your family is looking at you with poorly hidden disgust.

PRAY LOAD MUZIK
[4]

You PRAY very good LOAD MUZIK on your boombox, you have developed a crowd.

Sit very still and read a book with pictures.
[5]

You look at a random picture book your grandpa found at a yard sale. It’s a magic picture book and gives you picture magic. Congrats.

EJECT DISK/DISC WHILE GAME STILL RUNNING   
[3]

You do this while playing Zelda. The game crashes. What did you expect?

Call God and ask him to wake up and get his ass over here.
[4]

You call upon MAZAK, god of assholes and he appears in front of you then disappears because that dumbass god never existed. You gain very weak Summoning Magic.

Be Catgirl
[6]

You become a Catgirl and get abducted by a fat dude who wants a catgirl in his harem. Congratulations you fucking delinquent.

Join the nearest Elder Gods worshiping cult
[5]

You become the cult leader of a nearby cult of elder god worship. You gain Blood Magic and you kinda look like a fish now.

Wake up the gods.
[4]

You wake a few random gods who disappear to god knows where.

I decide that the earth will become incredibly unsafe by the next few turns, so I will find my way into space and build an orbital shipyard to conquer the galaxy and mainly get away from this (soon to be) shithole planet.
[1]

You got shot trying to break into NASA headquarters to steal a spaceship. Respawn?

consume the Earth
[5]

You are not powerful enough to consume the earth but you do consume some dirt and gain Earth Magic.


Gods: Sleepwalking, weakened

Elder Gods: Asleep

Titans: Asleep, Imprisoned
« Last Edit: November 24, 2021, 09:06:15 am by Knightwing64 »
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Re: Roll to End the Game
« Reply #13 on: November 24, 2021, 10:47:59 am »

>Respawn and repeat previous action, this time with actual weapons.
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it's over

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Re: Roll to End the Game
« Reply #14 on: November 24, 2021, 12:09:13 pm »

Be Devastator's Stand.
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Down at the bottom of the ocean. Beneath tons of brine which would crush you down. Not into broken and splintered flesh, but into thin soup. Into just more of the sea water. Where things live that aren't so different from you, but you will never live to touch them and they will never live to touch you.
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