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Author Topic: ZAP: Kill your teammates for Friend Computer (Paranoia new style) (New Mission!)  (Read 11764 times)

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Re: ZAP: Kill your teammates for Friend Computer (Paranoia new style) (Success!)
« Reply #240 on: February 14, 2022, 08:53:13 pm »

Pope-O-BAN-1.

Now, I'm given to understand that an Orange clerk owed us 4800 credits in total. Now that all of us have at least that much clearance, it seems like the logical thing to do is to retrieve this money.
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Re: ZAP: Kill your teammates for Friend Computer (Paranoia new style) (Success!)
« Reply #241 on: February 14, 2022, 09:00:38 pm »

"These credits are the ones paid to us for the Service Service. I imagine that any missing credits are merely due to service fees."
« Last Edit: February 14, 2022, 09:06:49 pm by Egan_BW »
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Re: ZAP: Kill your teammates for Friend Computer (Paranoia new style) (Success!)
« Reply #242 on: February 14, 2022, 09:06:04 pm »

"These credits are the ones paid to us for the Service Service. I imagine that any missing credits are merely due to service fees."
Don't you think that service fees which get deducted automatically without your being told about them sounds like Communism?
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Re: ZAP: Kill your teammates for Friend Computer (Paranoia new style) (Success!)
« Reply #243 on: February 14, 2022, 09:07:13 pm »

"Yes, and I blame them on the communist we just killed."
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Re: ZAP: Kill your teammates for Friend Computer (Paranoia new style) (Success!)
« Reply #244 on: February 14, 2022, 09:31:36 pm »

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I request and accept my share
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Re: ZAP: Kill your teammates for Friend Computer (Paranoia new style) (Success!)
« Reply #245 on: February 14, 2022, 10:06:23 pm »

Anyway, in recognition of your glorious expurgation of heretics, I would like to offer to split my share of the takings with you, Eye-O-EYE.
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Re: ZAP: Kill your teammates for Friend Computer (Paranoia new style) (Success!)
« Reply #246 on: February 15, 2022, 03:48:43 am »

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I request and accept my share

“You haven’t stated your name.  Are you unwilling to carry out the Mandatory Bonus Objective?  I believe that’s treason, is it not?”

Point Rail Rifle at ?’s face.

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((Btw, how many Rails does this thing have?!))
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Re: ZAP: Kill your teammates for Friend Computer (Paranoia new style) (Success!)
« Reply #247 on: February 15, 2022, 09:35:04 am »

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I request and accept my share

“You haven’t stated your name.  Are you unwilling to carry out the Mandatory Bonus Objective?  I believe that’s treason, is it not?”

Point Rail Rifle at ?’s face.

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((Btw, how many Rails does this thing have?!))
(Your nifty difty rail indicator shows 2 rails remaining)

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Re: ZAP: Kill your teammates for Friend Computer (Paranoia new style) (Success!)
« Reply #248 on: February 15, 2022, 10:39:59 am »

"I am ?, child of ?.  That is my name.  any other is false and treasonous."
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Re: ZAP: Kill your teammates for Friend Computer (Paranoia new style) (Success!)
« Reply #249 on: February 15, 2022, 11:34:00 am »

Point Zapper at ?.

"IM-Y-4GOT-1, You are guilty of falsely asserting that your lawful and rightful friend-computer given designation is 'false and treasonous'. How do you plead."
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Re: ZAP: Kill your teammates for Friend Computer (Paranoia new style) (Success!)
« Reply #250 on: February 15, 2022, 01:30:09 pm »

"Alfi-O-NA"
(my name actually got better I think)
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Re: ZAP: Kill your teammates for Friend Computer (Paranoia new style) (Success!)
« Reply #251 on: February 15, 2022, 02:14:24 pm »

((Damn!  Another person we have to share with!))
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Re: ZAP: Kill your teammates for Friend Computer (Paranoia new style) (Success!)
« Reply #252 on: February 15, 2022, 06:32:59 pm »

Point Zapper at ?.

"IM-Y-4GOT-1, You are guilty of falsely asserting that your lawful and rightful friend-computer given designation is 'false and treasonous'. How do you plead."
“That is my designation, which can be used instead of my name.  It is not a name, and is not treasonous.  A designation is different from a name.” 
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Re: ZAP: Kill your teammates for Friend Computer (Paranoia new style) (Success!)
« Reply #253 on: February 17, 2022, 09:49:30 am »

"you said yourself that it was a designation, not a name."
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Re: ZAP: Kill your teammates for Friend Computer (Paranoia new style) (Success!)
« Reply #254 on: February 17, 2022, 02:51:41 pm »

Shoot the traitor for daring to have a name.
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