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Author Topic: ZAP: Kill your teammates for Friend Computer (Paranoia new style) (New Mission!)  (Read 11754 times)

Egan_BW

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Re: ZAP: Kill your teammates for Friend Computer (Paranoia new style)
« Reply #30 on: December 26, 2021, 02:55:45 pm »

There should be no need for an opposing roll, as my gracious team mate will allow me to carry the box.
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Re: ZAP: Kill your teammates for Friend Computer (Paranoia new style)
« Reply #31 on: December 26, 2021, 03:28:03 pm »

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? Heads up to the R&D
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Re: ZAP: Kill your teammates for Friend Computer (Paranoia new style)
« Reply #32 on: December 26, 2021, 03:31:59 pm »

"It was heavy anyway."
Alfi-R-NA lets go of the box and joins IM-R-4GOT on his way to R&D.
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EuchreJack

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Re: ZAP: Kill your teammates for Friend Computer (Paranoia new style)
« Reply #33 on: December 26, 2021, 04:56:16 pm »

You enter R&D.  You see a Blue Counter.  On it are a pair of RED Boots, a RED Gun, and an Infrared box with a RED button on it.  Next to the Counter is 2 meter tall robot with four arms.  One arm ends in a sawblade, the opposing arm in a drill, the other two end in hands with 3 fingers and an opposing metal thumb.  It is holding a long RED rifle in the right upper hand.

You notice a man with BLUE fuzzy hair, BLUE overalls, BLUE glasses, and a big smile behind the BLUE Counter.

Ah, welcome Troubleshooters.  I have several wonderful things for you to test!  Each of you can pick one!
I'll let the fine young clone carrying the box pick first!


Your choices are:
1) The Robot
2) The Boots
3) The Gun
4) The Box with a Button

Egan_BW

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Re: ZAP: Kill your teammates for Friend Computer (Paranoia new style)
« Reply #34 on: December 26, 2021, 05:02:04 pm »

"I will not expend mission time on this unrelated task."

Press the box button, and then leave.

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Re: ZAP: Kill your teammates for Friend Computer (Paranoia new style)
« Reply #35 on: December 26, 2021, 05:09:32 pm »

*You hear a minor explosion going off in the distance.*

Eye-R-EYE has left with the non-button box.

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Re: ZAP: Kill your teammates for Friend Computer (Paranoia new style)
« Reply #36 on: December 26, 2021, 05:32:43 pm »

What are these contraptions supposed to do, err... I didn't catch your name?
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Re: ZAP: Kill your teammates for Friend Computer (Paranoia new style)
« Reply #37 on: December 26, 2021, 05:38:37 pm »

I will bring the robot with me.
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EuchreJack

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Re: ZAP: Kill your teammates for Friend Computer (Paranoia new style)
« Reply #38 on: December 26, 2021, 05:48:48 pm »

What are these contraptions supposed to do, err... I didn't catch your name?

Greetings, my name is Doctor-B-OOM-4.  If we knew what they did, exactly, we wouldn't need you to test them, eh?
What I can tell you is that The Gun is supposed to be a Gun, the Robot is a Combot or combat robot, and Boots are Rocket Boots.
We have no idea what the Button Box does.  Since your friend didn't take it with them, you can take it if you wish.


I will bring the robot with me.
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Fuck you, you stupid meatbag!  Fine, I'll go with you You hear synthesized crying.

To clarify, are you going anywhere? Outside R&D is a hallway, and past that is a stairwell.  There are also other rooms on your floor of the building.
Alternatively, you could stay in R&D and find out what is going on with your robot.

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Re: ZAP: Kill your teammates for Friend Computer (Paranoia new style)
« Reply #39 on: December 26, 2021, 06:12:25 pm »

I will investigate my robot with my gun in my hand just in case.
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Re: ZAP: Kill your teammates for Friend Computer (Paranoia new style)
« Reply #40 on: December 26, 2021, 06:14:06 pm »

"I'll take the gun. Seems like it can come in handy with shooting trouble"
Pick up the red gun and hurry after Eye-R-EYE. (If I can't see them, I will head towards sector PLN)
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Re: ZAP: Kill your teammates for Friend Computer (Paranoia new style)
« Reply #41 on: December 26, 2021, 06:36:26 pm »

I will investigate my robot with my gun in my hand just in case.
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This robot is malfunctioning.  Please flip the switch labelled Asimov Circuit.
You see a switch in the back with the word Asimov Circuit over it.  It is at the small of the back that the robot can't reach.

"I'll take the gun. Seems like it can come in handy with shooting trouble"
Pick up the red gun and hurry after Eye-R-EYE. (If I can't see them, I will head towards sector PLN)
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Alfi-R-NA heads out into the hallway just in time to see Eye-R-EYE dart into the stairwell.

To keep things moving, Doctor-B-OOM-4 tosses the Red Rocket Boots at IM-R-4GOT and quickly shoves everyone out into the hallway who is still in R&D.

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Re: ZAP: Kill your teammates for Friend Computer (Paranoia new style)
« Reply #42 on: December 26, 2021, 06:50:35 pm »

Flip the Asimov Switch AND HOPE IT'S MARKED CORRECTLY.
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Re: ZAP: Kill your teammates for Friend Computer (Paranoia new style)
« Reply #43 on: December 26, 2021, 07:06:11 pm »

Flip the Asimov Switch AND HOPE IT'S MARKED CORRECTLY.
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The Robot's Eyes Glow Red The Robot then looks up and directly at Frank.

Thank you.  Whom shall I kill?

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Re: ZAP: Kill your teammates for Friend Computer (Paranoia new style)
« Reply #44 on: December 26, 2021, 07:17:58 pm »

You shall assist me in killing anything preventing me from transporting this box.

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