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Author Topic: MEATGRINDER  (Read 6802 times)

Screech9791

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MEATGRINDER
« on: March 02, 2022, 08:39:44 pm »

In the year who the fuck knows who the fuck cares, humanity faces two great crises:
1: Despite having colonized their own solar system, they are still facing major overpopulation with around 30 to 40 billion people spread across dozens of planets, moons, and stations.
2: There is an alien invasion of the system.
Because of this, humanity has the advantage of numbers and billions of people who have decided that that living in a cramped lunar hive city isn't as great as getting to protect humanity from the alien threat.

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« Last Edit: March 15, 2022, 01:07:26 pm by Screech9791 »
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Re: MEATGRINDER
« Reply #1 on: March 03, 2022, 04:30:14 am »

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Re: MEATGRINDER
« Reply #2 on: March 03, 2022, 11:21:22 am »

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Re: MEATGRINDER
« Reply #3 on: March 11, 2022, 09:46:14 am »

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Re: MEATGRINDER
« Reply #4 on: March 11, 2022, 11:23:27 am »

I think I may be able to start with just two people and have a theoretically endless supply of unnamed redshirts as a subsitute for other players while we wait.

You are part of a boarding party sent from the ISS Black Star, a patrol destroyer sent alongside some corvettes to intercept an alien ship. Your boarding pod has 10 other marines inside and was not the only boarding pod launched. Your pod lands in a hull breach around what appears to be a storage room, therefore leaving the start-to-crate score at an unimpressive 15. Your immediate surroundings include some crates, some aliens with guns and what seem to be their equivalent of spacesuits, and shrapnel from an anti-armor missile.

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Re: MEATGRINDER
« Reply #5 on: March 12, 2022, 02:28:20 am »

Use one of the crates as cover and shoot the closest alien thing.
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Re: MEATGRINDER
« Reply #6 on: March 12, 2022, 02:24:28 pm »

Use one of the crates as cover and shoot the closest alien thing.

Same, but use a different crate, preferably on the opposite side of the room.  No sense in all of us getting blown up in one missile.
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Re: MEATGRINDER
« Reply #7 on: March 15, 2022, 07:17:53 am »

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Re: MEATGRINDER
« Reply #8 on: March 15, 2022, 01:07:03 pm »

Use one of the crates as cover and shoot the closest alien thing.
3: You duck behind one of the crates - or at least try to since there's no gravity in here - and shoot an alien.
1v4: You realize you have XCOM Rookie accuracy, and a crate behind the alien suddenly has a few more holes. The alien returns fire with its own gun, puncturing your right arm. At least your suit wasn't decompressed.

Use one of the crates as cover and shoot the closest alien thing.

Same, but use a different crate, preferably on the opposite side of the room.  No sense in all of us getting blown up in one missile.
6: You find a crate that is actually securely attached to the cargo bay, and use it as cover and as a place to shoot from.
6v3: An alien attempts to use what seems to be one of their larger guns against you, but some ballistic rounds hit the volatile ammo inside the barrel, causing an explosion.

While you two are in a shootout, the marines try to get into cover and kill the remaining aliens in the room, but critfail (1) and 4 of them get killed by a stray rocket.

The alien ship cargo bay still has a lot of crates, at least 5 aliens remaining, and 6 marines inside.

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Re: MEATGRINDER
« Reply #9 on: March 15, 2022, 01:32:05 pm »

Shoot the closest alien.  Try to cause minimal damage to the hardware around it, we might want to keep some of that.
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Re: MEATGRINDER
« Reply #10 on: March 16, 2022, 02:29:00 am »

Throw a frag grenade at a group of aliens, that isn't near any of the marines.
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Re: MEATGRINDER
« Reply #11 on: March 21, 2022, 08:15:54 pm »

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Re: MEATGRINDER
« Reply #12 on: March 22, 2022, 12:11:26 am »

This meat grinder isn't grinding fast enough!
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Re: MEATGRINDER
« Reply #13 on: March 22, 2022, 07:14:10 am »

only four deaths?  im ashamed.
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Re: MEATGRINDER
« Reply #14 on: March 23, 2022, 02:03:20 am »

We need more meat for the grinder!
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Can I have the sword when you’re done?
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