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Author Topic: MEATGRINDER  (Read 6767 times)

BlackPaladin99

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Re: MEATGRINDER
« Reply #30 on: April 22, 2022, 05:17:22 pm »

draw knife and leap over the table and stab the alien. 
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ghost armor 1337

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Re: MEATGRINDER
« Reply #31 on: April 22, 2022, 09:12:30 pm »


Poiltly approaches the alien, look straight into it's the eyes and kick it RIGHT IN THE BALLS!!! 

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King Zultan

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Re: MEATGRINDER
« Reply #32 on: April 23, 2022, 01:14:31 am »

Use my gun to apply bullets to the aliens faces.
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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EuchreJack

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Re: MEATGRINDER
« Reply #33 on: May 03, 2022, 07:02:27 pm »

draw knife and leap over the table and stab the alien. 
5: You STAB the alien.


Poiltly approaches the alien, look straight into it's the eyes and kick it RIGHT IN THE BALLS!!! 


3: You kick the alien's balls.

Use my gun to apply bullets to the aliens faces.
4: You apply bullets to the aliens face.

Hey, I think its dead!
No, it is clearly dead.  No thinking needed on that point.

ONE turn until reinforcements.  What next?

Reminder: You are in an alien office.  The door leads back to the alien Cargo Bay.  A larger door leads to an unknown but potentially vital part of the ship.

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Re: MEATGRINDER
« Reply #34 on: May 05, 2022, 05:18:22 am »



Jhon accountant senses start tingling He's in an office and that means he must collect and sort the paperwork. Sure the former employees are probably dead but more the reason he should start sorting it.   


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BlackPaladin99

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Re: MEATGRINDER
« Reply #35 on: May 06, 2022, 03:03:58 pm »

find valuables.  return to cargo bay and wait for reinforcements. 
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King Zultan

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Re: MEATGRINDER
« Reply #36 on: May 13, 2022, 01:33:32 am »

Go start looting the dead alien corpses while I wait for reinforcements.
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
Quote from: Leodanny
Can I have the sword when you’re done?

EuchreJack

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Re: MEATGRINDER
« Reply #37 on: May 15, 2022, 04:35:16 pm »



Jhon accountant senses start tingling He's in an office and that means he must collect and sort the paperwork. Sure the former employees are probably dead but more the reason he should start sorting it.   
2 + 1 specialization = 3: Jhon sorts some paperwork!  Jhon now knows that the ship's normal crew complement is 50 aliens!

find valuables.  return to cargo bay and wait for reinforcements. 
6: BlackPaladin99 finds an Alien Grenade in one of the drawers! Nice!

Go start looting the dead alien corpses while I wait for reinforcements.
5: King Zultan loots an Alien Grenade from the dead alien corpse.

Reinforcements arrive!
Among the 10 soldiers is a medic!
Medic rolls to heal: 5, 1, 3

Jhon is fully healed!
BlackPaladin99 loses an arm!
King Zultan is fully healed!

...two out of three isn't bad.

You are all in the cargo bay.  As you have seniority over the new grunts, they'll follow your lead.  Any special tactic for breaching the next room?

King Zultan

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Re: MEATGRINDER
« Reply #38 on: May 16, 2022, 05:13:30 am »

Since this is a meat grinder I say we send all the newbs except the doctor in first, then we go in and find whatever seems to be the best cover to hide behind.
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
Quote from: Leodanny
Can I have the sword when you’re done?

EuchreJack

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Re: MEATGRINDER
« Reply #39 on: May 16, 2022, 10:05:02 am »

Eh, but of course any new players can hang out in back also.
It's just the npc news, right?  ;D

BlackPaladin99

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Re: MEATGRINDER
« Reply #40 on: May 16, 2022, 03:35:31 pm »

reattach arm.  let npcs go first, but throw a smoke gerenade as cover if, and only if, they really really really need it.
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EuchreJack

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Re: MEATGRINDER
« Reply #41 on: May 16, 2022, 07:38:43 pm »

reattach arm.  let npcs go first, but throw a smoke gerenade as cover if, and only if, they really really really need it.
Please rate from 1 to 9 the level of need necessary for you to throw a smoke grenade.  Thank you for taking this short survey.

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Re: MEATGRINDER
« Reply #42 on: May 16, 2022, 07:47:12 pm »



After Jhon finish collecting the paper he still feels unsatisfied, sure the paperwork is stacked into neat piles. However, all the words are illegible squiggles making it all but impossible to sort the documents, Still, Jhon is quite familiar with his current predicament remembering the long and sleepless nights trying to decipher his coworker's overly ornate fonts. After countless nights of this near-impossible task, Jhon come to the realisation that he could use the layout of the document to sort paperwork instead of its contents. So with this knowledge in mind, Jhon continues sorting that paperwork with renewed vigour to prove to the universe once and for all that the ISO standard requisition form layout transcends languages and species.



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BlackPaladin99

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Re: MEATGRINDER
« Reply #43 on: May 18, 2022, 02:49:58 pm »

reattach arm.  let npcs go first, but throw a smoke gerenade as cover if, and only if, they really really really need it.
Please rate from 1 to 9 the level of need necessary for you to throw a smoke grenade.  Thank you for taking this short survey.

is one a lot or only a little?
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EuchreJack

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Re: MEATGRINDER
« Reply #44 on: May 19, 2022, 09:22:18 pm »

reattach arm.  let npcs go first, but throw a smoke gerenade as cover if, and only if, they really really really need it.
Please rate from 1 to 9 the level of need necessary for you to throw a smoke grenade.  Thank you for taking this short survey.

is one a lot or only a little?
Hint: I chose 1 to 9 because you are ordering 9 NPCs into the breach...
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