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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM N-th: King Velarien of Bailemarr!  (Read 27271 times)

Glass

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM N-th: King Velarien of Bailemarr!
« Reply #690 on: March 01, 2023, 12:37:36 pm »

C
The first C, specifically, seeing as there seems to be two of them.
We’re set to make money, but our army is probably harder to replace, and if we don’t have one, we’re likely to get invaded by people who do have armies and want our money.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM N-th: King Velarien of Bailemarr!
« Reply #691 on: March 02, 2023, 02:08:38 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM N-th: King Velarien of Bailemarr!
« Reply #692 on: March 02, 2023, 02:54:40 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM N-th: King Velarien of Bailemarr!
« Reply #693 on: March 11, 2023, 04:18:04 am »

You declare that you will send him supplies and money.

The messenger leaves a bit happier in company of the Treasurer.

811 AD, Autumn

Silver bullion arrives from the mines!

Meanwhile, the prospector from earlier has firmly established himself in the western hills. He reports that first boxes of turquoises should be ready for shipping next Spring.

811 AD, Mid-Autumn

The championship tourney has begun!

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It seems that the chance to partake in martial contests of strength and agility has brought in many well-known champions, soldiers, officers and adventurers. The fighting on foot with melee weapons has drawn many a gasp from the onlookers, while the noises of lances breaking and riders crashing down from their horses made the crowds cheer out loud. People were leaving the venues happy and fulfilled each day of the tourney week. Foreign visitors and guests have praised loudly the hospitality and quality of their Bailemarrian host.

Many of the youths who spectated the event have then decided to pursue soldiery careers, much to the elation of the Marshal.

"All in all, Your Majesty." The Advisor strokes his beard happily. "The tourney has been a great success."

811 AD, Late Autumn

The Archpriest of the Pantheon has arrived and he is not happy.

"Your Majesty, I have been patient with the Shepherdists but upon complaints from my priests, I have come to ask you - what you think of the foreign worshippers and what shall we do with them?" There is a brief pause when you realize something - the summons sent to their clerics have never been answered!

A) "Let them be, my good Archpriest!"
B) "Do with them as you wish, my good Archpriest!"
C) "I haven't had chance to speak with them. I shall send summons to their clerics once more, this time, with some soldiers to enforce their attendance!"
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM N-th: King Velarien of Bailemarr!
« Reply #694 on: March 11, 2023, 04:22:55 am »

B

I don't remember who these people are so they don't matter.
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« Reply #695 on: March 11, 2023, 04:47:23 am »

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« Reply #696 on: March 11, 2023, 04:55:08 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM N-th: King Velarien of Bailemarr!
« Reply #697 on: March 11, 2023, 05:28:16 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM N-th: King Velarien of Bailemarr!
« Reply #698 on: March 11, 2023, 11:59:03 am »

B

I don't remember who these people are so they don't matter.
They are the semi-nomads that were traveling through our country making a bit of a mess of things that we decided to let settle down so they would stop making a mess of things if I remember correctly. Also the priests hate them cause they are heathens and have weird cultural customs so keep bothering us about them every now and then.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM N-th: King Velarien of Bailemarr!
« Reply #699 on: March 11, 2023, 12:56:47 pm »

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...I wonder if they have clerics.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM N-th: King Velarien of Bailemarr!
« Reply #700 on: March 11, 2023, 12:59:40 pm »

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...I wonder if they have clerics.
Ya know now ya say it that is a genuine possibility.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM N-th: King Velarien of Bailemarr!
« Reply #701 on: March 11, 2023, 01:06:39 pm »

805 AD, Summer
"Goat-herders?" The messenger bows his head.

"Yes, my lord. Several tribes of them, perhaps a two thousand of them, have begun grazing their livestock upon our southeastern grasslands. They speak very little of our language and are clads in furs and fleece rather than fiber and leather. They wear their homes on their backs, and place their tents down for the night so they and their goats can sleep. While majority of them are avoiding our settlements and farmlands, some youth were caught trying to steal potfruits and earlyberries from the outlying orchards. On behalf of the mayors of your southern domain, I come asking what should we do with these nomadic strangers invading our lands in such a cautious fashion."

When these guys first showed up for those wondering and too lazy to search through the thread
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« Reply #702 on: March 11, 2023, 05:07:51 pm »

"There's no need to be so hasty. You ought to have your men at the ready, but we must first await the response from King Tastan to the letter I have sent. We might avoid bloodshed altogether." The Spymaster and the Marshal bow and return to their works.

810 AD, Autumn

Silver bullion caravan from far southwest has arrived early once again!

Praised be hardworking Gonians!

810 AD, Mid-Autumn

On a particularly warm day, when you think it will be simple and easy day of governance, the gate guards approach you.

"My liege! Two groups of people ask for audience with you."

"Who they be?"

"A group of Pantheonist priests concerned about the worshippers of the Shepherd. The other group is a group of soldiers, escorting a noble lady from a foreign land, but they refused to say more."

A) "Wait, since when we have a foreign religion operating in my Kingdom? I must speak with the Pantheonists at once!"
B) "A noble lady from a foreign land? Bring her and her people in, this is most unusual occurence!"
Also, here's when we seem to have last interacted with them.
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Yep, as ever, I bestow upon Glass the expected +1
I'm gonna say we go with whatever Glass's idea is.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM N-th: King Velarien of Bailemarr!
« Reply #703 on: March 27, 2023, 08:56:28 pm »

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I haven't been here in a while, maybe if we learn about this other religion, we can incorporate it with ours, merging the two religions into one, hopefully reducing division, let's hear the priest
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM N-th: King Velarien of Bailemarr!
« Reply #704 on: June 15, 2023, 03:51:31 pm »

You send another invitation for the clerics of Shepherd to come over for a chat, delivered by tough-looking group of soldiers this time.

811 AD, Winter

You look outside as the blizzard covers everything in greyish mist and snow lashes across the roof of the main hall below your chamber.

The snow has continued unabated for a week now, and many roads out of the capital and elsewhere have been coated in a thick layer of white.

And its not any better in north and east of the Kingdom; the sheer amount of pleas for support from the Crown, laying on your table, are evidence enough.

A) What do I have all my soldiers for? Ought to send them to do some menial work and alleviate the burden of the people!
B) Time to send coinage to help the worst affected areas!
C) I can fight sunflower-men, traitors, enemy armies and rebels, but I can't fight weather! They need to weather the snowstorms, so to speak.
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